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Drew Carey come on down!
« on: July 23, 2007, 03:05:37 PM »
Drew Carey to host 'The Price Is Right'

I wonder if he will say "remember to have your pets spayed or neutered" at the end of each show.

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RE:Drew Carey come on down!
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2007, 03:32:38 PM »
I wonder if he will sleep with as many of the prize models as Bob Barker did

unlikely

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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2007, 03:35:21 PM »
S-U-P-E-R get's +10 funny points for that spoiler tag.

Also any chance I can get that custom title? ehh? eehhhhhh?

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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2007, 04:08:41 PM »
Ty just signed off to go party, so...unlikely... =)
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2007, 04:13:07 PM »
No!  Don't chase him for a title!  You'll end up like me!  And your title will wind up being something generic!

And Ty, I suppose you never watched the Drew Carey Show.  Drew would always hook up with the hotter chicks.

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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2007, 04:13:23 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2007, 06:06:55 PM »
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I wonder if he will sleep with as many of the prize models as Bob Barker did

unlikely


Only if his paycheck was fatter than he is

i hear he's a fan of the sexy kind of room service
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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2007, 06:25:31 PM »
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I wonder if he will sleep with as many of the prize models as Bob Barker did

unlikely


Only if his paycheck was fatter than he is

i hear he's a fan of the sexy kind of room service


Who isn't?
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2007, 07:10:37 AM »
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I wonder if he will sleep with as many of the prize models as Bob Barker did

unlikely


Only if his paycheck was fatter than he is

i hear he's a fan of the sexy kind of room service


Who isn't?


true...
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2007, 07:13:37 AM »
spoiler tag

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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2007, 07:42:34 AM »
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And Ty, I suppose you never watched the Drew Carey Show.  Drew would always hook up with the hotter chicks.
Dude, he slept with the mom from the Partridge Family.  She's like 24 years older than him.  Ew.  
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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2007, 09:19:55 AM »
I once had a chance to hook up (probably just make-out) with a 38 year old mom when I was only (and currently) 20. But that really would have seriously damage the relationship I had with her daughter. Then again it was her fault to bring her mom along in the first place, since she knew the night was going to consist of heavy drinking.


You think it would be weird having a mom around as you constantly flirt with her daughter. Nope......not at all. In fact, she was crazier than her daughter; taking shots and chugging beer. She would tell embarrassing stories about her daughter; like the one time she caught her masturbating while watching STAR WARS! HAHAHA Then she showed us how she exercised to keep her ass "tight"! haha Now that sh!t was hilarious. Her daughter was getting jealous from all the attention she was getting.





Her mom's hotter though :P. True story I swear.

Anyway, they couldn't find someone better? I wanna see someone who's actually funny, like....like.....Dave Chappell. Damn that would be hilarious.  
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2007, 09:36:30 AM »
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I once had a chance to hook up (probably just make-out) with a 38 year old mom when I was only (and currently) 20. But that really would have seriously damage the relationship I had with her daughter. Then again it was her fault to bring her mom along in the first place, since she knew the night was going to consist of heavy drinking.


You think it would be weird having a mom around as you constantly flirt with her daughter. Nope......not at all. In fact, she was crazier than her daughter; taking shots and chugging beer. She would tell embarrassing stories about her daughter; like the one time she caught her masturbating while watching STAR WARS! HAHAHA Then she showed us how she exercised to keep her ass "tight"! haha Now that sh!t was hilarious. Her daughter was getting jealous from all the attention she was getting.





Her mom's hotter though :P. True story I swear.

Anyway, they couldn't find someone better? I wanna see someone who's actually funny, like....like.....Dave Chappell. Damn that would be hilarious.


Dave Chappell isn't funny either ={

also . . . that story was. . . I don't even know lol.

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RE: Drew Carey come on down!
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2007, 09:41:48 AM »
What?

Dave Chappell is one of the funniest, wittiest comedians out there. Also his story telling is phenomenal. Plus he's actually quite intelligent.
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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2007, 09:50:15 AM »
I don't find him funny. I'v watched the show and I just don't find it funny. ::shrugs:: meanwhile my friends bust up laughing around me. Just not my comical taste I guess.

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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2007, 09:54:27 AM »
Ya, he uses a lot of racial jokes (like when he was a black white supremacist leader).

You should give his stand-ups a try. They are a lot funnier, and also let you see how well he tells stories.
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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2007, 10:02:41 AM »
Yeah never saw his stand up if I ever see it on I'll give it a watch.

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« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2007, 10:18:05 AM »
His stand-up is better than his show, but I don't find many of his jokes to be too funny, honestly.  Though there are a couple I thought were hilarious.

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« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2007, 11:45:29 AM »
Why would we want someone funny to host the Price is Right?  We want the games and a a host with class on screen like Bob.

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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2007, 01:19:51 PM »
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Ya, he uses a lot of racial jokes (like when he was a black white supremacist leader).

You should give his stand-ups a try. They are a lot funnier, and also let you see how well he tells stories.


WORD!!

His stand ups are the best, i've even go as far as to say this:

they're as smooth as eggs
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« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2007, 08:08:26 PM »
I've had this discussion with many people since Bob Baker announced he was retiring and I think Samuel L. Jackson should host The Price is Right.

"Mary Johnson, COME ON DOWN, MOTHERF*CKER!"

That would never get old. I'm not even joking. I don't watch much TV, but I'd watch The Prince is Right everyday if Samuel L. hosted.