I once had a chance to hook up (probably just make-out) with a 38 year old mom when I was only (and currently) 20. But that really would have seriously damage the relationship I had with her daughter. Then again it was her fault to bring her mom along in the first place, since she knew the night was going to consist of heavy drinking.
You think it would be weird having a mom around as you constantly flirt with her daughter. Nope......not at all. In fact, she was crazier than her daughter; taking shots and chugging beer. She would tell embarrassing stories about her daughter; like the one time she caught her masturbating while watching STAR WARS! HAHAHA Then she showed us how she exercised to keep her ass "tight"! haha Now that sh!t was hilarious. Her daughter was getting jealous from all the attention she was getting.
Her mom's hotter though

. True story I swear.
Anyway, they couldn't find someone better? I wanna see someone who's actually funny, like....like.....Dave Chappell. Damn that would be hilarious.