Author Topic: Fighting Games: WTF happened? (Read 10610 times)

Stogi · « **on:** July 20, 2007, 08:01:45 PM »

I tell you WTF happened.

First games didn't have enough to do, now I can't tell WTF is going on or how the F this MF-er is doing a 70 hit combo while his little buddy in the corner is shooting a giant F-ing laser up my ass. Meanwhile, I'm tapping all buttons simultaneously yelling out the random obscenities that pass through my mind.

And I thought KI was the extreme!

Seriously, creators need to ease up on whatever their smoking, and stop masturbating to characters they draw. How is this giant tittied bitch suppose to stop this evil f@cking super badass? Oh right.....She shoots lasers........out......out of her boobs. Isn't that fantastic!

And what is so wrong with a slow fighting game? Why can't I clock someone in the ribs, then punch them in the gut, and finally, knee them in the face? Why do I need a 40-hit combo when a painful, small combo looks so much more brutal?

Where's the slow-mo? Where's the over-exaggerated hits? I want to see some characters fly through panes of glass. Where's the use of items? Why can't I pick up this plank of wood and beat this dude with it?

And for the love of God, I want 2-D!

Oh what the F ever.....

Mashiro · « **Reply #1 on:** July 20, 2007, 08:11:26 PM »

. . .

. . . . wow.

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And what is so wrong with a slow fighting game? Why can't I clock someone in the ribs, then punch them in the gut, and finally, knee them in the face? Why do I need a 40-hit combo when a painful, small combo looks so much more brutal?

I think UFC games are like that. I think.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2007, 08:15:41 PM »

Which game has the boob-laser shooting whore? I missed that one. S-U-P-E-R! Where are you? Maybe you can help.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2007, 08:47:46 PM »

Play the DOA games, you can throw people out windows and they'll get hit by a car when they land on the street below but it takes less damage than a single punch.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2007, 09:32:27 PM »

I wonder if you realize that having even the token loli character able to beat up the devil is a necessary prerequisite for a game, especially one that's supposed to be played with your friends? If one character couldn't be defeated by another that would make the character selection decide the match and you didn't buy a game to play rock-paper-scissors on the character selection screen, did you?

Stogi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2007, 09:41:09 PM »

It was more of a sexist statement then anything.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2007, 09:42:25 PM »

I hear Challenge Pebble Beach on the NES is a good game, maybe you could try that one.

WalkingTheCow · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2007, 09:53:26 PM »

This thread. . . it. . . has satisfied a need in me I didn't even know about.

SixthAngel · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2007, 10:41:14 PM »

I would settle for fighting game that isn't the at number 5 or beyond. Its been done before, the fifth incarnation doesn't add jack.

Kairon · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2007, 10:43:59 PM »

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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
awesome stuff

You are my hero.

At least until Svevan back-handedly compliments another movie that GoldenPhoenix loves.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:30:11 AM »

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Originally posted by: SixthAngel
I would settle for fighting game that isn't the at number 5 or beyond. Its been done before, the fifth incarnation doesn't add jack.

Guilty Gear
Bleach DS
Melty Blood

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:12:59 AM »

Rise of the Robots
Shaq Fu

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:15:16 AM »

Arcana Hearts is a relatively new and interesting fite game :3

Strell · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:56:22 AM »

You should play God Hand, drink a bottle of Nyquil, and maybe eat some pie or something.

Ceric · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2007, 04:48:35 AM »

Yummy Pie. Lets do Peanut Butter.

Stogi · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2007, 07:46:17 AM »

Peanut Butter pie?

Is there really such a thing and why have I not heard of it?

Nephilim · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2007, 08:05:06 AM »

Art of fighter remake is coming out on wii later this year in japan

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2007, 08:35:58 AM »

Mortal Kombat (Anihilation) has combos, but not 75 hits and whatnot, also you can fly through walls and get killed at any point in the fight in a lot of stages. It's also not too fast...give it a try, although technically it *is* Mortal Kombat 7.

UncleBob · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2007, 08:38:30 AM »

There is, in fact, Peanut Butter Pie. My wife made me one the other day and it was damn good. It's like, Peanut Butter, Cream Cheese, Powered Sugar and Cool Whip mixed all together in a graham cracker crust. It was tasty.

Stogi · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2007, 09:38:47 AM »

Daaaaaaaaaammmmn that sounds good!

Tell me you put chocolate syrup on that.

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2007, 10:20:30 AM »

SFIII 3rd is actually pretty slow, and requires strategy is you actually want to progress... and I think the higher combo you can get without exploting glitches is like 10-something...

Ceric · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:20:11 AM »

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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
Peanut Butter pie?

Is there really such a thing and why have I not heard of it?

Oh Yeah

I like Peanut Butter Pie but the problem you'll run into is that a lot of places make it too sweet.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2007, 11:42:55 AM »

Peanut Butter Pie is delicious, but it's also probably one of the worst things you could possibly eat.

Ceric · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2007, 04:40:01 PM »

Not true. MSN did a story on that a few years back. I think Battered Deep Fried Cheeseburger came out almost at the top.

EasyCure · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2007, 07:05:06 PM »

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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
I tell you WTF happened.

First games didn't have enough to do, now I can't tell WTF is going on or how the F this MF-er is doing a 70 hit combo while his little buddy in the corner is shooting a giant F-ing laser up my ass. Meanwhile, I'm tapping all buttons simultaneously yelling out the random obscenities that pass through my mind.

And I thought KI was the extreme!

Seriously, creators need to ease up on whatever their smoking, and stop masturbating to characters they draw. How is this giant tittied bitch suppose to stop this evil f@cking super badass? Oh right.....She shoots lasers........out......out of her boobs. Isn't that fantastic!

And what is so wrong with a slow fighting game? Why can't I clock someone in the ribs, then punch them in the gut, and finally, knee them in the face? Why do I need a 40-hit combo when a painful, small combo looks so much more brutal?

Where's the slow-mo? Where's the over-exaggerated hits? I want to see some characters fly through panes of glass. Where's the use of items? Why can't I pick up this plank of wood and beat this dude with it?

And for the love of God, I want 2-D!

Oh what the F ever.....

quote of the year material

hey unclebob can i borrow your wife? i'd love to try some of her pie

Edit: the innuendo wasn't intentional but i don't want to change my post

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Author Topic: Fighting Games: WTF happened? (Read 10610 times)