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Offline vudu

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I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
« on: July 20, 2007, 12:52:51 PM »
I'm surrounded by goddamn Wizards.

I almost hit a line of kids in witch hats crossing the street on my way home from work.  There's two dozen freaks in plastic black cloaks and wire-rimmed glasses playing Quidditch in the park across the street from my home.  After Olive went number two on our evening walk I saw a fat kid with a lightning bolt drawn on her forehead; it took all my resolve not to whip the baggie at her parents for letting her leave the house like that.

Tomorrow can't come soon enough.
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Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 01:09:25 PM »
think of all the milk money you could shake down on days like this
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RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 01:13:30 PM »
You know, I have a lighning bolt scar on my forehead that came um, naturally. Some kid pointed it out a few years ago.
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RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2007, 03:47:40 PM »
Christ.

I just got back from picking up a burrito; it's like Lollapalooza for wizards out there.

Mmm ... guacamole ....
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Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2007, 03:54:05 PM »
Spoil the book for them! It for their own good
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RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 09:42:37 PM »
I made the mistake of going into Hastings tonight.. Some guy was showing a badge that said he outranked DumbleDor or something. Everybody was in a costume. They weren't little kids, neither!
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RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 09:55:06 PM »
Get yourself a red pointy hat with paillettes that spell out "Wizzard". See how many of them are smart enough to know what that's about.
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RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 10:47:46 PM »
I accompanied a dorm-mate to a "Wizard Rock" concert at a park three weeks ago. She gave me slytherin robes and a slytherin tie to wear. I felt soooo good in them. My roommate borrowed her ravenclaw wear. Feh. Ravenclaws...
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RE:I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2007, 10:54:45 PM »
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Originally posted by: vudu
Olive


BWAHAHAHA! Look at it's EARS!


Man, seriously....whooooo damn.....*wipes tear from eye*.......why would anyone get a dog like that?


How's it suppose to protect your sh!t?!
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RE: I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2007, 12:48:16 AM »
Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat...
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RE:I'm Surrounded by Goddamn Wizards
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2007, 05:33:57 AM »
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Olive


BWAHAHAHA! Look at it's EARS!


Man, seriously....whooooo damn.....*wipes tear from eye*.......why would anyone get a dog like that?


How's it suppose to protect your sh!t?!


You can't escape if you have no feet.
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