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Offline BranDonk Kong

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The true meaning of "DS"
« on: July 19, 2007, 05:56:41 AM »
DS = During Shits. Am I the only person who uses their DS 99% of the time when I'm making brown snakes? Nintendo would sell even more systems if they showed a guy sitting on the crapper, grimacing, squinting, and then showing a face of relief - but instead of pushing out a nice thick turd, they show that he's playing some WiFi Mario Kart DS whilst taking a dump. I'm not even joking, I bet a people would see it and be like "wow, that would making pooping more fun!" Oh, and speaking of MKDS WiFi, if any of you have ever played me, there's a 99% chance I was pinching a loaf at the time.
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RE: The true meaning of "DS"
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2007, 08:46:00 AM »
Nice to know.... lol.  I never took mine in the bathroom. Too much water and humidity in there for electronic devices.

I know quite a few people use theirs on the bus or during doctors appointments, or wherever else the waiting is long.
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RE: The true meaning of "DS"
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 09:15:20 AM »
Gee, thanks for sharing....
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RE: The true meaning of "DS"
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2007, 02:36:30 PM »
The best game to play on the toilet is Tetris DS. Because you know. Falling blocks, rotating them to fit. It's just like poo. LOLMAOZ

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RE:The true meaning of "DS"
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2007, 05:45:40 PM »
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Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey
The best game to play on the toilet is Tetris DS. Because you know. Falling blocks, rotating them to fit. It's just like poo. LOLMAOZ

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OMG! You just imagined an awesome idea for a puzzle game.

Pieces of strange shaped/colored poo falling down and having to be rotated around so they can fit down a pipe. Who wouldn't play that? And it could even star Mario as the plumber who has to fix things when you screw up.
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RE: The true meaning of "DS"
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 05:10:56 AM »
I've almost had to call Mario to fix my toilet after playing some Sudoku on Brain Age.
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RE:The true meaning of "DS"
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 01:35:12 PM »
No, you're not the only one
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RE: The true meaning of "DS"
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 02:12:01 PM »
It's usually Mario Kart for me on the toilet.  Though one time I played the Clefairy slot machine game in Pokemon Diamond.  That took too long, though.
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RE: The true meaning of "DS"
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2007, 02:47:23 PM »
This, like people reading books, talking on the phone, and eating pizza while on the crapper, makes me want to cry.  
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RE: The true meaning of "DS"
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2007, 05:07:36 PM »
Eating pizza? *vomit*
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RE: The true meaning of "DS"
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2007, 06:53:37 PM »
It seems like the only time i ever played ac:ww is on the toilet, occasionally tetris or mario kart.

as for eating on the toilet... Ugh i was on the phone with a friend who was having his whole dinner on the toilet. I didn't believe him but his dad brother and even girlfriend all claimed it to be true.
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RE: The true meaning of "DS"
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2007, 07:02:50 PM »
I mostly play my DS on the can. Brain Age Sudoku, Pokemon training, it just seems to be the perfect place.
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RE:The true meaning of "DS"
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2007, 08:40:46 AM »
I thought the true meaning of DS is "Destory Sony"
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