Author Topic: Who's "blacker (Read 24275 times)

Stogi · « **Reply #75 on:** January 07, 2009, 11:29:30 PM »

Meh. It was bound to happen.

nickmitch · « **Reply #76 on:** January 08, 2009, 01:16:58 AM »

It's evolution.

ThePerm · « **Reply #77 on:** January 08, 2009, 01:33:34 AM »

when i said easycure i meant stogi

Stogi · « **Reply #78 on:** January 08, 2009, 02:46:30 AM »

I can see how you could mix us up.

ThePerm · « **Reply #79 on:** January 08, 2009, 05:46:32 AM »

yeah i was looking at the speech and text thread..and i was like..hey ..but then i looked at the wrong name when i made my post

Stogi · « **Reply #80 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:29:03 AM »

So anyone ever win that prize?

EasyCure · « **Reply #81 on:** January 08, 2009, 10:37:32 AM »

There were prizes, yo!?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #82 on:** January 10, 2009, 01:42:28 AM »

Quote from: thatguy on July 14, 2007, 01:06:44 PM

I vote BnM, because out of the three of you, BnM is the funniest, hands down.

Quote from: ThePerm on January 07, 2009, 02:20:39 AM

i have a habit of not reading entire threads....but BlackNmild wins

On the Official Count, I believe that leaves me with 2 votes to none
so I guess that means I win!!!

edit: Wow, what a huge gap in the dates of those two post.

nickmitch · « **Reply #83 on:** January 10, 2009, 02:03:27 AM »

Quote from: Shift Key on July 15, 2007, 03:40:08 AM

Quote
Originally posted by: thatguy
I vote BnM, because out of the three of you, BnM is the funniest, hands down.

Nope, the funniest black guy on NWR should do a "When black guys do *something*/When white guys do *something*" comedy routine. That's the way you settle this kind of showdown.

Or an epic showdown in lower Tokyo, but I don't think that's feasible at all

Quote from: IceCold on July 15, 2007, 05:42:56 PM

Quote
Originally posted by: TVman
No, see: whit guys drive to stuff, black guys drive away from stuff, and asian guys drive in to stuff.
Ahahah, that was a good one..

Quote from: Plugabugz on July 15, 2007, 11:48:39 PM

You all fail except TVman. You forgot BLACK PEOPLE TIME. Its so efficiently late, you have to make weddings and scheduled parties early on purpose so people get there late enough for the party to start on time anyway.

2-2. I guess it's a draw

vudu · « **Reply #84 on:** January 10, 2009, 09:52:03 AM »

Ahhh .. but I made a very similar joke before you made yours. So I must get one point, too.

Quote from: vudu on July 15, 2007, 04:54:51 AM

Have you ever noticed that white guys drive like this and black guys drive like this? Asians drive like this.

I also vote for myself.

And since black people don't vote, it's now a three-way time.

Stogi · « **Reply #85 on:** January 10, 2009, 11:51:20 AM »

Umm, I was talking about Perm's thread with those 8 girls he wanted us to identify. I was going to guess if no one had already won the prize. Might as well, right?

nickmitch · « **Reply #86 on:** January 10, 2009, 02:46:04 PM »

Quote from: vudu on January 10, 2009, 09:52:03 AM

Ahhh .. but I made a very similar joke before you made yours. So I must get one point, too.

Quote from: vudu on July 15, 2007, 04:54:51 AM
Have you ever noticed that white guys drive like this and black guys drive like this? Asians drive like this.

I also vote for myself.

And since black people don't vote, it's now a three-way time.

You did not get props.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #87 on:** January 10, 2009, 05:26:21 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on January 10, 2009, 02:03:27 AM

Quote from: Shift Key on July 15, 2007, 03:40:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: thatguy
I vote BnM, because out of the three of you, BnM is the funniest, hands down.

Nope, the funniest black guy on NWR should do a "When black guys do *something*/When white guys do *something*" comedy routine. That's the way you settle this kind of showdown.

Or an epic showdown in lower Tokyo, but I don't think that's feasible at all
Quote from: IceCold on July 15, 2007, 05:42:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: TVman
No, see: whit guys drive to stuff, black guys drive away from stuff, and asian guys drive in to stuff.
Ahahah, that was a good one..
Quote from: Plugabugz on July 15, 2007, 11:48:39 PM
You all fail except TVman. You forgot BLACK PEOPLE TIME. Its so efficiently late, you have to make weddings and scheduled parties early on purpose so people get there late enough for the party to start on time anyway.

2-2. I guess it's a draw

I only see that as 1 vote.

so 2 to 1 but still not enough to win

Jonnyboy117 · « **Reply #88 on:** January 10, 2009, 05:34:48 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on July 13, 2007, 07:52:20 PM

Salt goes on watermelon, sugar goes on grits (or cheese) and green beans are to be cooked with sausage and potatoes in a giant pot (almost as big as the gumbo pot, which is the biggest pot in the kitchen). I try to explain this to my white friends, but they just don't get it.

A lot of things like this that people associate with black American culture are in fact common across races in the South. I grew up eating watermelon on the back porch, melting cheese and sometimes syrup into grits, and eating soft green beans (usually cooked with bacon and butter, but similar to your recipe).

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #89 on:** January 10, 2009, 05:55:32 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on January 10, 2009, 02:03:27 AM

Nope, the funniest black guy on NWR should do a "When black guys do *something*/When white guys do *something*" comedy routine. That's the way you settle this kind of showdown.

Quote from: Plugabugz on July 15, 2007, 11:48:39 PM

You all fail. You forgot BLACK PEOPLE TIME. Its so efficiently late, you have to make weddings and scheduled parties early on purpose so people get there late enough for the party to start on time anyway.

Just so we both know that both of those things have been covered a long time ago...
10 Truths about Blacks, Hispanics & White people that the others won't admit

Check out #4 on truths blacks don't want to admit BPT is covered back in '06

nickmitch · « **Reply #90 on:** January 10, 2009, 07:35:23 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on January 10, 2009, 05:26:21 PM

Quote from: nickmitch on January 10, 2009, 02:03:27 AM
Quote from: Shift Key on July 15, 2007, 03:40:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by: thatguy
I vote BnM, because out of the three of you, BnM is the funniest, hands down.

Nope, the funniest black guy on NWR should do a "When black guys do *something*/When white guys do *something*" comedy routine. That's the way you settle this kind of showdown.

Or an epic showdown in lower Tokyo, but I don't think that's feasible at all
Quote from: IceCold on July 15, 2007, 05:42:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: TVman
No, see: whit guys drive to stuff, black guys drive away from stuff, and asian guys drive in to stuff.
Ahahah, that was a good one..
Quote from: Plugabugz on July 15, 2007, 11:48:39 PM
You all fail except TVman. You forgot BLACK PEOPLE TIME. Its so efficiently late, you have to make weddings and scheduled parties early on purpose so people get there late enough for the party to start on time anyway.

2-2. I guess it's a draw

I only see that as 1 vote.

so 2 to 1 but still not enough to win

I got points from IceCold and Plugabugz. That's 2 points.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #91 on:** January 10, 2009, 10:17:06 PM »

I don't see a specific mention that would be worth a point from IceCold

you're gonna have to take this to the judges...

nickmitch · « **Reply #92 on:** January 11, 2009, 01:36:35 AM »

He said it, "was a good one."

Stogi · « **Reply #93 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:05:29 AM »

Since I'm the most hated black person on the forums, doesn't that entitle me to be the "blackest."

ThePerm · « **Reply #94 on:** January 11, 2009, 03:01:34 AM »

i grew up in the south the first 9 years of my life, you really can't stereotype on food. Its stupid. that's like saying all asian people eat rice. Doesn't most everybody? My neighbors were black and yes they did make fried chicken all the time, but it was damned good and I ate it with them. Actually, you can't get it made that way anywhere here. God i would love some right now.

EasyCure · « **Reply #95 on:** January 12, 2009, 12:01:19 PM »

Quote from: Stogi on January 11, 2009, 02:05:29 AM

Since I'm the most hated black person on the forums, doesn't that entitle me to be the "blackest."

Notorious!

Jonnyboy117 · « **Reply #96 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:32:08 PM »

Fried chicken is one of my favorite foods, easily. It's very time-consuming, difficult, and even dangerous to cook, so my respect goes out to anyone who has tried.

EasyCure · « **Reply #97 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:38:56 PM »

Quote from: Jonnyboy117 on January 12, 2009, 02:32:08 PM

Fried chicken is one of my favorite foods, easily. It's very time-consuming, difficult, and even dangerous to cook, so my respect goes out to anyone who has tried.

I've had many a small burn from burting bubbles of oil making fried chicken. Sometimes i'll undercook it and get mad but when it comes out right, its awesome.

Stogi · « **Reply #98 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:40:42 PM »

I suck at making fried chicken. I'm the **** at cooking other things though, such as salmon (especially with feta cheese and spinach to top it!).

That's not very black is it?

EasyCure · « **Reply #99 on:** January 12, 2009, 02:43:05 PM »

Quote from: Stogi on January 12, 2009, 02:40:42 PM

I suck at making fried chicken. I'm the **** at cooking other things though, such as salmon (especially with feta cheese and spinach to top it!).

That's not very black is it?

Not unless you're a bear who happens to be into gourmet cooking

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Author Topic: Who's "blacker (Read 24275 times)