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Offline Requiem

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Who's "blacker
« on: July 13, 2007, 01:43:54 PM »
All this talk about stereotypes made me want to make up this fun little thread.

If BnM agrees, we will list our previous experiences that prove how "black" we are one by one until someone admits defeat.


BnM, do you accept the challenge?
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I'm not a whore, ok? Really.....really, I'm not.

But, if she slips man....if she slips, I slide!"

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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 02:55:56 PM »
Don't forget TVman!
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 03:25:06 PM »
Wait.  ....you're black?

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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 05:20:40 PM »
I like to be considered African (born and raised in Sudan) rather than African-American or black, but that's beside the point. Yes, I am.

Tv-man can join in to.
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I'm not a whore, ok? Really.....really, I'm not.

But, if she slips man....if she slips, I slide!"

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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 07:52:20 PM »
Salt goes on watermelon, sugar goes on grits (or cheese) and green beans are to be cooked with sausage and potatoes in a giant pot (almost as big as the gumbo pot, which is the biggest pot in the kitchen). I try to explain this to my white friends, but they just don't get it.
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 08:26:05 PM »
Woah-ho-ho-ho, stop the car.  We've got an emergency, can't you see?

Salt on watermelon, sugar on grits?  Salt goes on grits, along with eggs, bacon, and cheese.  Salt and watermelon is a no-no.

Sometimes, people like bacon, ham, and onions with green beans, but potatoes aren't really commonplace where I'm from.

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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 08:48:01 PM »
Salt on watermelon is an old country thing, like sugar cane on your wheat flakes, or just straight delicious sugar cane. Mmm, sugar cane.
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 09:34:47 PM »
Yeah, my mother's side of the family is very southern.  Mostly, they're from Alabama as best as I know, but I've still never had salt on a watermelon.

I have had sugarcane, though.  I didn't care for it much alone, but then again, I'm not a fan of maple syrup, either.

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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 10:04:29 PM »
I ate watermelon in the shower yesterday. It made cleaning my face much easier.

And oh ya.....I squeeze lemon on my watermelon.
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I'm not a whore, ok? Really.....really, I'm not.

But, if she slips man....if she slips, I slide!"

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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 08:57:36 AM »
You usually only put salt on watermelon when it isn't that sweet. It adds some flavor.
I've never put sugar grits. And green beans cooked with sausage and potato is good.
Chicken is delicious, whether is been fried, baked or stewed and put over rice with lots of gravy.

But since we're going over sterotypes.....

I don't wear my pants around my knees, I don't wear t-shirts long enough to a dress, I've never robbed anybody(especially at gunpoint), I don't own a gun, I don't drink Schlitz Malt Liquor(), I don't do drugs and I've never been to or have family members in jail.

I've walked into a parking lot, walking behind some white lady that is walking the same way, when she notices me, she clutches her purse tightly and then quickly hops into her '84 volvo hatchback and locks the door. I walk next to her car(cause thats where I parked) and unlocked my '99 Lexus got in and drove away. How black does that make me?
And before anyone ask, NO I don't not have fancy 20" rims on my car(yet), and don't plan on it anytime soon.


But this shouldn't be about who is blacker (You are so black, when you step outside during the day it instantly turn night), it should be about who utilized their "blackness" the best.  But then again, I'm not entirely sure where you wanted to go with this thread.

So let the competition begin.

p.s. This is just another example of the black community working against one another in an attempt to boost ones self instead of working together so that we may all rise to the top [/self righteous preaching] j/k  

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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 09:00:24 AM »
Oh....

Ketchup on my black eyed peas and rice.
Ham cooked with my lima beans, also on rice.
Big pot of Red Rice w/ sausage. hmmmm I'm making myself hungry.

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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2007, 09:08:41 AM »
Yesterday, I bought Bad Special Edition and Dangerous Special Edition. I'm now two albums away from restoring my Michael Jackson collection (Invincible and Blood on the Dance Floor). I'm holding off on buying History for a while. Then, I can get started on my little Michael collection.
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2007, 09:19:51 AM »
But Michael Jackson hasn't been black since the eighties....

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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2007, 09:55:00 AM »
BNM - Are you Wayne Brady?
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2007, 11:18:07 AM »
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But Michael Jackson hasn't been black since the eighties....


He's black on these album covers. (Dangerous withstanding.)

Besides, it's the music that counts. JUST the music.
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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2007, 11:59:22 AM »
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BNM - Are you Wayne Brady?
No, but I just might have to choke a b!tch.

anyway, Requiem, how is this supposed to work?
How do we decide who is "blacker"?

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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2007, 01:06:44 PM »
I vote BnM, because out of the three of you, BnM is the funniest, hands down.

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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2007, 02:20:23 PM »
I have dread locks. Does that help?
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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2007, 03:50:05 PM »
Shouldn't this thread really be called "Who Fits Into The Stereotype of Black Most: The Showdown"?

Oh, for the record, I'm black myself.
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2007, 04:24:39 PM »
I'm not black, but I like salt on my Watermelon.  And I disagree with the above statement - adding salt to some really sweet watermelon makes it taste oh-so-much better.
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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2007, 05:12:03 PM »
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I have dread locks. Does that help?
No you don't.



Wait ... nevermind.  Maybe he does.



Look out!  He's got a gun!!
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2007, 06:19:28 PM »
This thread discriminates against all non-blacks.

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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2007, 08:11:51 PM »
A pretty big circle of my internet friends thought I was black for years (I didn't know about this), and it was completely hilarious when the truth came to light

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RE:Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2007, 08:58:33 PM »
Here's a more recent one:



This is from graduation last May. Ignore the asian guys.
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RE: Who's "blacker": The showdown
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2007, 08:59:45 PM »
S-U-P-E-R we all know your secret you shape-shifter you.