Haha! I tricked my family into giving their PS3 away!
Except, in about a week or so, the person they gave it away to will be married into the family, but at least it's gone until then.
My dad saw one in a Best Buy before Christmas, couldn't believe it was there, and impulse bought it, against my advice. He couldn't find anything good to play afterwards, so we loaned it to my sister's fiance, a technophile of a Doctor who doesn't have time for it. It works out, because he never has time to play the games that are being canceled for it, anyways. No loss, there. All in all, I think he played Resistance on it for a few hours, so far.
Super, I suggest you do exactly the same as I did.