Topic: If I was your boyfriend

[UncleBob]

1). How many times a day would you kiss me?
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2.) Would you hold me?
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4.) Would you take me places?
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5.) Would you love me?
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6.) Would you lie to me?
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7.) If I was sick what would you do?
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8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
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9.) Want to have a future with me?
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10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
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11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
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12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
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13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
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14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
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15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on?
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16.) Would you give me your myspace password?
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17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?
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18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
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19.) How good do i look from 1-10?
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20.) How do you feel about me?
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21.) Have i ever made you smile?
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22.) Want to spend the night with me?
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23.) Would we just chill together?
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24.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?
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25.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply?
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MESSAGE THIS BACK TO ME!!!!

repost even if your taken!

If your a guy repost this with, "If I was your boyfriend"
If your a girl repost this with, "If I was your girlfriend"

[ShyGuy]

I tell ya, I gotta say a big fat NO to most of those questions. It's just how I roll.

If Bill or Smoke39 answer this topic, delete your account

[Bill Aurion]

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Originally posted by: UncleBob
1). How many times a day would you kiss me?
answer:  How often do you brush your teeth?

2.) Would you hold me?
answer:  How often do you bathe?

4.) Would you take me places?
answer:  Only if you supply the gas money...

5.) Would you love me?
answer:  

6.) Would you lie to me?
answer:  Only if it didn't matter if I did...

7.) If I was sick what would you do?
answer:  Write out a will and forge your signature...

8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
answer:  Are they cute?

9.) Want to have a future with me?
answer:  But I don't want to go back to the future!

10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
Answer:  Pay attention in class and you won't have to ask for help with your math homework...

11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
answer:  Better wear a suit...

12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
answer:  *see above*

13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
answer:  Are they cute?

14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
answer:  I've got plenty of digging room in my backyard...

15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on?
answer:  The one who's right...

16.) Would you give me your myspace password?
answer:  Only emos use Myspace...Did you just insult me?

17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?
answer:  I'd take it, change the password, and turn it into a Tingle fansite

18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
answer:  Yeah, I'd feel guilty...

19.) How good do i look from 1-10?
answer:  I'd rate it a 7.7......Oh wait, that's the Richter Scale...

20.) How do you feel about me?
answer:  I'm really not that touchy-feely in the first place...

21.) Have i ever made you smile?
answer:  No...  

22.) Want to spend the night with me?
answer:  If those cold feet of yours come onto my side of the bed again, I swear...

23.) Would we just chill together?
answer:  Why?  Is your heater broken?

24.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?
answer:  If my house is empty, how would I call you?

25.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply?
answer:  Why else would I waste the time filling this out, you jerk!?

MESSAGE THIS BACK TO ME!!!!  Geez, you're impatient...

repost even if your taken!

If your a guy repost this with, "If I was your boyfriend"  Nah
If your a girl repost this with, "If I was your girlfriend"

[Infernal Monkey]

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Originally posted by: UncleBob
1). How many times a day would you kiss me?
answer: penis

2.) Would you hold me?
answer: penis

4.) Would you take me places?
answer: penis

5.) Would you love me?
answer: penis

6.) Would you lie to me?
answer: only your penis

7.) If I was sick what would you do?
answer: penis

8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
answer: if they had a cooler penis

9.) Want to have a future with me?
answer: penis

10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
Answer: everything is solved with penis

11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
answer: pen-oh God no

12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
answer: penis

13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
answer: penises

14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
answer: penis

15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on?
answer: penis

16.) Would you give me your myspace password?
answer: it's 'penis'

17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?
answer: oh my no

18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
answer: penis

19.) How good do i look from 1-10?
answer: no photo of penis attached, dunno

20.) How do you feel about me?
answer: penis

21.) Have i ever made you smile?
answer: penis

22.) Want to spend the night with me?
answer: penis

23.) Would we just chill together?
answer: penis

24.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?
answer: penis

25.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply?
answer: penis

MASSAGE THIS PENIS TO ME!!!!

repost even if your taken!

If your a guy repost this with, "penis"
If your a girl repost this with, "If I was a transexual"

[Smoke39]

pics pls

[Arbok]

Bill wins for post of the year, no contest.

[Ceric]

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Originally posted by: UncleBob
1). How many times a day would you kiss me?
answer: 0

2.) Would you hold me?
answer:  Touchy Feely, no.  Now while having a seizure sure.

4.) Would you take me places?
answer:  Sure as long as you don't mind walking and into debt.

5.) Would you love me?
answer:  Love is a tricking thing.

6.) Would you lie to me?
answer:  If you make me.

7.) If I was sick what would you do?
answer:  Watch TV and Play videogames.  Inbetween times giving you soup and checking if you have died yet I inventory your impressive Nintendo collection for "educational" purposes...

8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
answer:  Are they a cute girl and have a larger Game product collection?

9.) Want to have a future with me?
answer:  Does a Museum count?

10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
Answer:  Sure because thats how I roll.  (plus you in tend to have interesting problems that are solved by jury rigging)

11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
answer:  On purpose, probably not.  If it comes up sure.

12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
answer: Not so much.

13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
answer:  Sure as long as they don't smell.

14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
answer:  Laugh first, skin later.

15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on?
answer:  How mad am I at you right then?

16.) Would you give me your myspace password?
answer:Sure... I just gave it to you.

17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?
answer:  You bet.  I also change some things to better reflect your true self.

18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
answer:  Nope.

19.) How good do i look from 1-10?
answer:  Where do paper bags rank?

20.) How do you feel about me?
answer:  I'm still Jealous you have the Mobile Monitor and I don't...

21.) Have i ever made you smile?
answer: Sure.

22.) Want to spend the night with me?
answer:  Like a sleepover right right...

23.) Would we just chill together?
answer:  How could is it outside and what system we waiting for?

24.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?
answer:  Sure.  YOu could bring your collection to "move in"

25.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply?
answer:Sure. Why not...

I hate to say but this is weird considering your a guy and all and I'm married but you know...
-Whatever it takes.  All your hard work will be mine....

[ShyGuy]

UncleBob is married too. Do I smell a BrokeBack mountain in Ceric's future?

[EasyCure]

if you can smell it someones not washing properly and shouldnt be doing it "brokeback"

[Ceric]

We already know that AuntBob is a humongous Elmo with human hands...

[Infernal Monkey]

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Originally posted by: EasyCure
if you can smell it someones not washing properly and shouldnt be doing it "brokeback"

You just made me e-cringe.

[EasyCure]

too bad theres no emoticon for that

[Bill Aurion]

[EasyCure]

bill.. simply amazing.