It's in hard print. It must be true.
Wait a minute! You're one of them! You and your Japanese-language Sony-whatever the phrase was! I can tell this is your fault!
Edit: I'd get one, but then I'd have to buy an HDTV, and then I'd have to pay that electricity. Then I'd have to get a house to put them in. And probably a stand for the TV, too. Then, I'd have to rent a hooker to relieve the stress of putting together a stand using instructions from broken English.
I may also need a few hookers to play the games with. The bottom line is that it's just too expensive. [/penny-arcade]