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Offline Sir_Stabbalot

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=I= A Public Service Announcement =I=
« on: May 22, 2007, 01:20:52 PM »
+++ INCOMING TRANSMISSION +++
+++ SENDER: BATTLE-BROTHER SIR_STABBALOT +++
+++ CLEARENCE LEVEL: PASS +++
+++ SUBJECT: "Cure for 'furries'" +++
+++ BEGIN TRANSMISSION

"Brothers, I am but a Battle-Brother, not yet even a Justicar of the Grey Knights. However, I cannot wait for this new to be passed through official channels. I have no fear of retribution, as this information is critical. It may be outside my authority, as the Grey Knights are the Chamber-Militant of the Ordo Malleus and this deals with the Ordo Xenos, but I must speak.

The Ordo Xenos has determined the only cure for these foul abhumans known as 'furries' is DEATH.

Spread the word. All specimens captured for research, interrogation and probing are to be purged immediately. All areas they have inhabited are to be cleansed totally. Any planets they still hold onto are to be shattered by the might of the Inquisition's Exterminatus.

It has been determined there is no way to restore them to humanity. Let them die and be forgotten, lest they corrupt even more. I trust that all of you, from the lowliest Imperial Guardsmen to the greatest Chapter Master will obey me. Nay, I know you will. You are servants of the Emperor. May His Blessing be upon us always. As it is said, 'Suffer Not the Unclean to Live'.

Glory to the Emperor!"

+++ END TRANSMISSION +++  
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RE: =I= A Public Service Announcement =I=
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2007, 01:43:46 PM »
Once again, Sir_Stabbalot writes something I don't care about enough to read.
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Offline Smash_Brother

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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2007, 01:51:27 PM »
That's a shame, cause I'd follow this calling to the ends of the Earth, especially if lolicons are next.
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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2007, 01:53:32 PM »
Lolis took over long ago...
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2007, 01:56:44 PM »
Aww, I was expecting an anime screenshot appropriate as a reply.
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RE:=I= A Public Service Announcement =I=
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2007, 02:01:23 PM »
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Offline Sir_Stabbalot

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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2007, 02:23:33 PM »
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That's a shame, cause I'd follow this calling to the ends of the Earth, especially if lolicons are next.


That call may soon go out. Children were meant to learn and grow, not be exploited as characters in cartons!

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Lolis took over long ago...


A Liberation may be in order, then.

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requesting pix of animechans in space marine gear


HERESY! The Emperor's Chosen are all male. Women do not have the upper body strength necessary to join the Adeptus Astartes. Those women who wish to serve the Emperor may, of course, serve as members of the Adeptus Sororitas, a duty still of great importance.
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RE: =I= A Public Service Announcement =I=
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2007, 04:02:33 PM »
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"A Liberation may be in order, then."

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"HERESY! The Emperor's Chosen are all male"...."You are servants of the Emperor".....etc...etc...


Liberation?  More like trying to suppress rebel causes that are out for the sake of good!  But it's too late!  
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2007, 04:08:01 PM »
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Once again, Sir_Stabbalot writes something I don't care about enough to read.
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2007, 08:43:45 AM »
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Liberation?  More like trying to suppress rebel causes that are out for the sake of good!  But it's too late!


"Sake of Good"? As in the "Greater Good"? You make me sad. It seems Tau propaganda has already reached you. This is a disturbing development, and makes a Liberation Crusade all the more important.
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RE: =I= A Public Service Announcement =I=
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2007, 08:47:49 AM »
To desire animals means rejecting humanity. Rejecting humanity is heresy. Heresy is an illness we are here to cure.
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2007, 04:04:27 PM »
You are transparent.

I see... four competing forces.

I see... plans within plans.

I see Lolis, Xenos, and the Ordos Xenos fighting...

I see... the deceptions of the Bene Tleilax.

I see... Face Dancers holding the strings.

... We the guild foresee a problem with this plan... Forum Poster Thatguy. We want him stopped.

Wheels within wheels...

The forum must flow.
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RE:=I= A Public Service Announcement =I=
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2007, 04:21:41 PM »
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Liberation?  More like trying to suppress rebel causes that are out for the sake of good!  But it's too late!


"Sake of Good"? As in the "Greater Good"? You make me sad. It seems Tau propaganda has already reached you. This is a disturbing development, and makes a Liberation Crusade all the more important.

You dodged the point I uncovered!  I'm onto you!
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2007, 04:44:10 AM »
The only good is the good of the Emperor, everything else is a lie told by the chaos and the alien. Do not waver in your belief in the Emperor for He is the only reason you exist! Defy the Emperor and your existence is a mere fluke in the world that He creates! Followers of Bill, know that your leader has given in to false beliefs. It is too late for him but not for you if you renounce all false beliefs and serve the Emperor!
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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2007, 08:40:35 AM »
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You dodged the point I uncovered!  I'm onto you!


Do not twist my words. As KDR has said, the Emperor is the only truth. Without him, Chaos would have consumed all long ago. If everyone split from the Imperium because of minor injustices, humanity would be destroyed. Time has taught the us one thing: Those who do not follow the Emperor are enemies. You are with us or against us.

Whatever you think good is, splitting into petty rebellions due to minor injustices will only lead to us being isolated and destroyed. The Emperor of Mankind is our hope. It is He who bestows unto us His Righteous Blessing. If a few billion must die to achieve victory, then it is better they die with glory then in ambiguity.
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