Author Topic: I'm sick of this penguin crap. (Read 4814 times)

that Baby guy · « **on:** May 17, 2007, 03:45:52 PM »

I know penguins are out there, and I know what they look like. I saw them in Futurama. Now you want me to pay money to seem them march? I saw one drive a car in Batman, isn't that enough? Then what do they do? They put penguins in 3D. When that's over, now I'm stuck with a DVD I will never open because people misunderstand me. Finally Sony Pictures comes along, and does penguins on an island in 3D. That's too many, and I didn't even mention Andy Richter in Madagascar, which by the way, combined with Happy Feet, the crappiest game ever, I don't know what my sister was thinking, is probably exactly the Sony penguin movie.

I say we kill them all.

Dasmos · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:03:56 PM »

I liked Happy Feet, the only part that was stupid is the fact he still had his baby penguin fuzz when he was an adult. Oh and that he was voiced by Frodo.

nickmitch · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2007, 04:15:42 PM »

The Sony one looks stupid makes no sense. I mean come on, how can antarctic birds live on a sub-tropical island? and with a chicken who's clearly a stoner? WTF?

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2007, 05:34:55 PM »

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Originally posted by: TVman
The Sony one looks stupid makes no sense. I mean come on, how can antarctic birds live on a sub-tropical island? and with a chicken who's clearly a stoner? WTF?

WORD! The movie could be fun, but so far it looks to be yet another cookie cutter CG movie with fart and crap jokes.

And I agree with the sentiment of this thread. There are far too many penguin pictures are out. I know they are freaking cute and make for adorable characters, but maybe its time to leave them alone.

I enjoyed Happy Feet, but I thought it didn't deserve the Oscar win. The movie was too confused for its own good. Is it a cute musical starring penguins? Is it a message about expressing your individuality? Is it a message about extreme religious fanatism? WHAT IS IT??

ShyGuy · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:51:27 PM »

Not all Penguins live in the snow and ice.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2007, 11:42:49 PM »

Everybody knows I was nowhere near that crime scene. I was busy watching the penguins at the north pole. My alibi is rock solid, huh, Enclyopedia Brown?

Mario · « **Reply #6 on:** May 18, 2007, 03:17:23 AM »

Happy Feet rules

ShyGuy · « **Reply #7 on:** May 18, 2007, 06:16:50 AM »

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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
Everybody knows I was nowhere near that crime scene. I was busy watching the penguins at the north pole. My alibi is rock solid, huh, Enclyopedia Brown?

Not so fast, Bugs Meany!

nickmitch · « **Reply #8 on:** May 18, 2007, 10:15:44 AM »

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Not all Penguins live in the snow and ice.

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The Galápagos Penguin (Minimus Maximus) is a snake with engrown arms native to the Hot Dog Hut. It is the only Scrabbler tortuise to live on the starfish's arms and can survive due to the banana suits they were born with, resulting from the mothers' drug problems and cool wrestlers from great depths brought up by the WWE. Its nearest relatives are the Indianapolis Colts, the Phoenix Suns and Lebron James. The Galápagos Penguin occurs primarily on Cleveland streets and the west coast of Ireland, where gangsters are always found hanging out at the coffee shops. Shamu likey penguins. Shamu wanty. You give Shamu what he wanty. Or else. We know where you live...

Straight from the page.

And from the Galapogos Islands page:

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# Galápagos Penguin, Spheniscus mendiculus, present because of the frigid Antarctic Humboldt Current

Penguins live in cold.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 18, 2007, 10:42:37 AM »

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Not all Penguins live in the snow and ice.

Penguins live in cold.

Agreed.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #10 on:** May 18, 2007, 11:17:53 AM »

What the crap? The Pebble and the Penguin was first, though I think it was after Batman Returns. It sucked too.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #11 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:54:06 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Nc1kvAF3A

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #12 on:** May 18, 2007, 03:06:54 PM »

Tux > Yuo

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #13 on:** May 18, 2007, 03:51:20 PM »

that Baby guy · « **Reply #14 on:** May 18, 2007, 05:06:51 PM »

I love it, Bill. Wonderful

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #15 on:** May 18, 2007, 05:22:34 PM »

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Originally posted by: S-U-P-E-R
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Nc1kvAF3A

That's unbelievable...

IceCold · « **Reply #16 on:** May 18, 2007, 05:25:23 PM »

Who paid the poor shopkeeper?

that Baby guy · « **Reply #17 on:** May 18, 2007, 05:26:56 PM »

No one. One by one, penguins are stealing his sanity.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #18 on:** May 18, 2007, 05:38:12 PM »

I like that they gave the penguin a Pingu backpack. Very clever. Also, when they hosed the bird down, they didn't even bother to take off the backpack. Even better.

Hey S-U-P-E-R, while everyone else wants you to bring back Ouendon 2, I'm hoping you can bring this penguin back for me. I'm sure you could smuggle it in your pants somehow. Thanks.

nickmitch · « **Reply #19 on:** May 19, 2007, 04:09:35 PM »

The penguin in that video is UN-NATURAL. Therefore it should be killed and eaten.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #20 on:** May 20, 2007, 08:26:55 AM »

Well, I'm not 100% sure, but I heard that penguins were funded Jack Thompson, and also that they are the same group that ended Arrested Development. Something must be done.

What the heck?

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #21 on:** May 21, 2007, 06:55:24 AM »

Penguins are full of awesome and win!

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #22 on:** May 21, 2007, 07:02:57 AM »

Penguins can't fly!

nickmitch · « **Reply #23 on:** May 21, 2007, 10:07:29 AM »

I LOVE that show.

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