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Offline nickmitch

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Laziness Party Campaign
« on: May 04, 2007, 02:07:05 PM »
So, yeah. I guess I'll run. My stances on all of the issues are currently seated. If you vote for me, that's cool. If you don't, that's cool too.

If you have questions, then that's ok with me.

Here are the main points of my campagin:
Lethargy>doing stuff
Sloth>4 of the other 7 deadly sins
Other things.
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RE: Laziness Party Campaign
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2007, 02:14:11 PM »
tl;dr

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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2007, 02:15:20 PM »
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RE:Laziness Party Campaign
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2007, 02:16:39 PM »
What is your stance on the foul Xenos, of whose vileness I have ranted enough about?
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2007, 02:24:28 PM »
Well, if you or anyone else wants to hunt and kill them, then I declare open season. Whoever kills the most wins a prize.

Edit: We're talking about those 360 GPUs, right? I'm too lazy to read your rants.
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RE:Laziness Party Campaign
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2007, 02:26:40 PM »
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Well, if you or anyone else wants to hunt and kill them, then I declare open season. Whoever kills the most wins a prize.


WHOOO! Get me my shotgun and lots of ammo, it's time to reduce our furry population!

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Edit: We're talking about those 360 GPUs, right? I'm too lazy to read your rants.
 

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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2007, 02:54:08 PM »
Mr. TVMan, how do you respond to the allegations made about you regarding the fact that you are supposedly copying the Microsoft Xbox formula? The fact that you are appealing mainly to the segment of the population that is indifferent to politics and elections? (Not to mention the shooters to whom you have given an open license.) Are you worried that your lack of motivation will keep your party stagnent and unable to expand? What about the fact that your supporters may be too lazy or indifferent to help support in the campaign?

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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2007, 03:05:17 PM »
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Originally posted by: Lady Une
Mr. TVMan, how do you respond to the allegations made about you regarding the fact that you are supposedly copying the Microsoft Xbox formula? The fact that you are appealing mainly to the segment of the population that is indifferent to politics and elections? (Not to mention the shooters to whom you have given an open license.) Are you worried that your lack of motivation will keep your party stagnent and unable to expand? What about the fact that your supporters may be too lazy or indifferent to help support in the campaign?


Copying things is for ambitious people, and ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. My target demographic is those partial to being indifferent. No. And, I am currently considering a forming a committee to look in to that.


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...You make me sad.


I was merely kidding. You can't kill a GPU. . .or could you? This may require a committee.
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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2007, 03:13:16 PM »
TVMan, what are your goals? You've stated you've decided to run but you have not stated what you are running for? Just what is it you are hoping to get elected for? It seems like you've got the cart before the pony.

EDIT: As TVMan correctly pointed out, I left out the word run. Grammar fixed.

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RE: Laziness Party Campaign
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2007, 03:28:59 PM »
Whose dupe account is Lady Une? Is the name and avatar supposed to be something significant?

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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2007, 03:32:22 PM »
I'm nearly certain it's Khush's dupe. He's the only one who can run circles around me intellectually like that.
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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2007, 03:35:53 PM »
I don't know but she sure asks the tough questions, doesn't she?
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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2007, 03:51:46 PM »
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TVMan, what are your goals? You've stated you've decided to but you have not stated what you are running for? Just what is it you are hoping to get elected for? It seems like you've got the cart before the pony.


To become President/Emperor of the Funhouse. That's not a question. President/Emperor of the Funhouse. Ponies run pretty fast. I'm currently working on hiring someone to catch it for me. The cart was the easiest thing to get.

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I'm nearly certain it's Khush's dupe. He's the only one who can run circles around me intellectually like that.


I am too lazy to run circles around anything. As the Leader of the Funhouse, I promise to do nothing of the sort.
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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2007, 03:52:44 PM »
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I don't know but she sure asks the tough questions, doesn't she?


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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2007, 03:57:49 PM »
Look, I think you put too much effort into this.  I couldn't care less, though.

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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2007, 03:58:44 PM »
So, you want to run the Funhouse. But why? What is it that you think you can do better than the current and past rulers of Bloodworth and S-U-P-E-R? Why should we choose you over them? They seem to have done a fine job.

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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2007, 04:01:47 PM »
The answer is simple: They are gone, and I am here. I'd go in to more detail, but meh.
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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2007, 04:02:17 PM »
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Look, I think you put too much effort into this.  I couldn't care less, though.


And that is directed at...?
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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2007, 04:09:26 PM »
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Does it matter?


Yes.
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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2007, 04:10:18 PM »
It was to TVman.  If he's lazy, why should he be spending all this effort?

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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2007, 04:14:04 PM »
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It was to TVman.  If he's lazy, why should he be spending all this effort?


Boredom.
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2007, 04:17:05 PM »
Stabby's right. I'm bored. I might just go to sleep.
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« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2007, 04:18:31 PM »
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Stabby's right. I'm bored. I might just go to sleep.


Alright.
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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2007, 04:19:15 PM »
Going to sleep is probably better for your image.  I figured you might want to know.  Asking for money is, too.