Topic: The Xenophobic Party Campaign Thread

[Sir_Stabbalot]

Friends! NWR Forum Members! Lend me your ears! A plague lies upon our fair forum! One which has only one solution: The purging flame. Men! This scourge is that of furries! These foul, unchaste beasts threaten to corrupt the most sacred thing of all: the human genome itself! It is time we take action! Death to the Xenos!

If you choose me as your leader, these beasts will be dealt with, there will be no mercy. Troops will be assigned from the most loyal citizens. Each will be equipped with the best weapons we have. They will be armored to take on any foe. And they will be trained to have no fear. I have already decided to call them the . That's right, they're so secret they have no name. The  will strike fear into the hearts of all our enemies.

We will also begin expansion. Let's face it, there are many forums smaller then us we can beat up. Right now we're like Switzerland, we're small and doesn't get involved in anything. We need to be more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood.

Join me, brothers! Every vote for me is a nail in the coffin of furries!

Oh, and I will be taking questions now.  

EDIT: Due to issues with the forum,  has been renamed to ".". Now they are subtle so that you may not even know they exist.  

EDIT:  Due to the fact that I owned myself, I withdraw from this election. The Xenophobic Party now fully supports Khushrenada.  

[that Baby guy]

Why do you repeatedly refer to forum members as "uncultured swine?"

[Sir_Stabbalot]

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Why do you repeatedly refer to forum members as "uncultured swine?"

That is a deep question. Why do we humans have the need to insult each other? Why do we quarrel and cause strife? Why do we fight? Humanity has a side that always needs to attack what it perceives a foe at that time. We all do, surely you occasionally feel pulled to punch someone close to you for no real reason. It is only human nature.

By focusing our angers towards the true foes, we humans can bond together and join in a cause greater then our tiny quarrels. United against our common foe, there will be no borders between us. We shall achieve harmony. Peace will come once the goal has been fulfilled, and I will lead us to a golden age. It will give us enough time to build up until we find someone else to scapegoat and beat down.

[ShyGuy]

next is necrophilia

[Sir_Stabbalot]

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next is necrophilia

I assure you, elect me and anyone who defiles the remains of the fallen will be punished. Such an unnatural action is appalling to me. Again I say to you, brothers, anyone who defiles the corpse of a fallen man WILL pay. Their death will be slow and painful.

[GoldenPhoenix]

No mention of Chuck Norris so you have my vote.

[Kairon]

...What's your position on the "Loli" issue?

~Carmine "Cai" M. Red
Kairon@aol.com

[Sir_Stabbalot]

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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix
No mention of Chuck Norris so you have my vote.

If that is what you want, I will never mention that man.

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Originally posted by: Kairon
...What's your position on the "Loli" issue?

~Carmine "Cai" M. Red
Kairon@aol.com

This "loli" issue disturbs me, truly. I do not know whether these people are a threat to our society, but the idea of re-education camps does appeal to me. But if that does not show progress, then my elite secret police (. as you know them by) will have much work to do.    

[Bill Aurion]

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Originally posted by: Sir_Stabbalot
This "loli" issue disturbs me, truly. I do not know whether these people are a threat to our society, but the idea of re-education camps does appeal to me. But if that does not show progress, then my elite secret police ( , as you know them by) will have much work to do.

Should have struck before speaking!  Now it's too late for you!

 

[Sir_Stabbalot]

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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion

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Originally posted by: Sir_Stabbalot
This "loli" issue disturbs me, truly. I do not know whether these people are a threat to our society, but the idea of re-education camps does appeal to me. But if that does not show progress, then my elite secret police ( , as you know them by) will have much work to do.

Should have struck before speaking!  Now it's too late for you!
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This child needs discipline!  

[Lady Une]

Sir_Stabbalot, how do you respond to the allegations that you are following the Sony method of success?
Seizing upon what you opponents are doing and copying them. Not to mention making over the top ridiculous statements as though you are some sort of Ken Kutaragi.

[Sir_Stabbalot]

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Originally posted by: Lady Une
Sir_Stabbalot, how do you respond to the allegations that you are following the Sony method of success?
Seizing upon what you opponents are doing and copying them. Not to mention making over the top ridiculous statements as though you are some sort of Ken Kutaragi.

Can you not see that my posts are art?!?

Joking aside, what on Earth are you talking about? How have I copied off of my competitors? How have I made ridiculous statements? Please, elaborate on your outlandish claims.

[Lady Une]

Was it not Khushrenada who started thus election madness? Are you not copying his idea since your Rome stories were not getting much attention? Also, this whole question period thing, was that not started also by Khushrenada?

You're non-mentioning of Chuck Norris to win a vote sounds an awful like Sony lowering Developer costs to win over third parties.

Then there are your bold claims of leading humanity into harmony and a golden age. This sounds on par of Toy Story graphics and 4-D. Your statements about Loli's being dangerous. These are all outrageous statements with which you have nothing to back them up. It is just rhetoric?

[Sir_Stabbalot]

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Originally posted by: Lady Une
Was it not Khushrenada who started thus election madness? Are you not copying his idea since your Rome stories were not getting much attention? Also, this whole question period thing, was that not started also by Khushrenada?

You're non-mentioning of Chuck Norris to win a vote sounds an awful like Sony lowering Developer costs to win over third parties.

Then there are your bold claims of leading humanity into harmony and a golden age. This sounds on par of Toy Story graphics and 4-D. Your statements about Loli's being dangerous. These are all outrageous statements with which you have nothing to back them up. It is just rhetoric?

Every action needs a beginning. It was not Augustus who founded Rome, but they do not accuse him of copying other leaders. I have seen an opening, and thrown my hat into the ring, as one cannot hold an election with only one candidate. And for your information, the Wrath of Rome series will get attention when the action starts. Soon the fist of the Republic will come down on Corneria. A species will cease to exist, and a new threat will emerge to put the human will to the ultimate test.

I disagree, those jokes get really old after a while. He asked, and I gave. I am generous to my followers.

Can I back them up? Oh ye of little faith. When one begins to repair a house, one must remove the rot. By cleansing the Xenos and lolis, we will then be able to begin repairing and beautifying the rest. We must expand to other areas.

[Lady Une]

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I disagree, those jokes get really old after a while. He asked, and I gave. I am generous to my followers.

You do realize he is a she, don't you? Or do you not even know who your own supporters are?

Just how have the loli's been dangerous? You've presented a case of the Xeno's as corrupting the human genome but absolutely nothing has been stated about Loli's except you fear and mistrust of them. Based on those attitudes, should we not pause and be concerned as to what type of leader you may be? After all, the leaders who haven risen to prominence and been fearful or mistrustful of another group of people have usually caused the opposite of what you are promising. It usually causes divisions among people and can lead to a "dark age", if you will.

Also, no one is saying Khushrenada founded Rome. Why, elections have been around for many years. However, it is suspect that you are following Khushrenada's methods. On the day he announces his candidacy, you announce yours also. Trying to overshadow him perhaps? Moreover, you attempt to make you candidacy a bigger and greater spectacle by promising bigger and greater things than Khushrenada. I say you are following the Sony method.

Finally, how do you support Rome when it's founders Romulus and Remus were raised by wolves, even going as far as to drink milk from the female wolf's nipples? How do you account for this reliance on animals in the past and your desire to wipe them out now? It seems to me your nation has long had a history of mixing humans and animals.

[Sir_Stabbalot]

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You do realize he is a she, don't you? Or do you not even know who your own supporters are?

Well, excuse me for not stalking my voters. I assumed they were male, as that is what a vast majority of the internet is. I did not want to pry into their personal life.

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Just how have the loli's been dangerous? You've presented a case of the Xeno's as corrupting the human genome but absolutely nothing has been stated about Loli's except you fear and mistrust of them. Based on those attitudes, should we not pause and be concerned as to what type of leader you may be? After all, the leaders who haven risen to prominence and been fearful or mistrustful of another group of people have usually caused the opposite of what you are promising. It usually causes divisions among people and can lead to a "dark age", if you will.

Look at the forum! It is full of loli postings! At the very least, this plague must be contained before the forum gets marked as a den of pedos. And a common enemy can only unite people. The Greeks fought each other for years, but when the Persians attacked, they were able to band together and fight the foe.

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Also, no one is saying Khushrenada founded Rome. Why, elections have been around for many years. However, it is suspect that you are following Khushrenada's methods. On the day he announces his candidacy, you announce yours also. Trying to overshadow him perhaps? Moreover, you attempt to make you candidacy a bigger and greater spectacle by promising bigger and greater things than Khushrenada. I say you are following the Sony method.

Who says I am trying to overshadow him? My positions are different then his. Had I declared that I would do everything similar to Khush, except use stronger wordings, then your argument would have wight.

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Finally, how do you support Rome when it's founders Romulus and Remus were raised by wolves, even going as far as to drink milk from the female wolf's nipples? How do you account for this reliance on animals in the past and your desire to wipe them out now? It seems to me your nation has long had a history of mixing humans and animals.

The she-wolf in the legend of Romulus and Remus mothered them. It was a 100% wolf that nursed them to health. It was not a foul hybrid of two different genetic codes, nor did it attempt to seduce a human. It must have got hit on the head and somehow though they were its kids. As for the nursing problem, you drink cow milk, don't you? There can't be much difference between that and wolf milk. And even then, as according to Wikipedia: "they were nursed by a wolf, Lupa in Latin, a designation also used for female prostitutes and for priestesses of a wolf goddess, leading to an alternative theory that the "wolf" was human".  

[Lady Une]

Sir_Stabbalot, you have mentioned you may withdraw from the election. Are you going to withdraw or do you want to answer another round of questions?

[Smash_Brother]

I am not xenophobic, but I will admit to being xenosagaphobic.

Seriously, I've seen greater men than me attempt to watch it in one sitting, and now, those men spend their days sitting in the corner of their asylum cells, soiling themselves, muttering things like, "Why don't their jaws animate? The jaws should animate! THE JAWS SHOULD ANIMATE!!!"

An 80 hour cutscene with moments of gameplay thrown in just isn't...it isn't natural.

It is that which should not be.

[NWR_pap64]

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I am not xenophobic, but I will admit to being xenosagaphobic.

Seriously, I've seen greater men than me attempt to watch it in one sitting, and now, those men spend their days sitting in the corner of their asylum cells, soiling themselves, muttering things like, "Why don't their jaws animate? The jaws should animate! THE JAWS SHOULD ANIMATE!!!"

An 80 hour cutscene with moments of gameplay thrown in just isn't...it isn't natural.

It is that which should not be.

Bah greater men...I saw the whole thing TWICE, then I saw the anime version and I came out fine...I only crap myself ONCE A MONTH TYVM!

Oh and the huge eyes freak me out much more.

[IceCold]

So Lady Une is Kushrenada's dupe, right.

[Sir_Stabbalot]

Due to the fact that I owned myself, I withdraw from this election. The Xenophobic Party now fully supports Khushrenada.  

[Khushrenada]

Thank you for the support, Sir_Stabbalot. It's not always easy to admit when one has been bested and you should be rewarded for this courageous stand. Therefore, I will make you head of my Public Relations department. You can start finding some events that I can attend to meet the public.

[Caliban]

Sir_Stabbalot, do not give up to such a vile crook that likes to crossdress.