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Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« on: May 04, 2007, 08:25:11 AM »
Alright. Let's make this brief. As many of you are no doubt aware from all the media ho-ha-ing, I have been thinking about running for office here at NWR. I know this has made all other candidates nervous over my possible entry into the ring. Well, I'm here today to tell you that THEY CAN START SWEATING!

I'm in it to win it, Baby! Let's let the good time roll!

It seems lately that there is a lot of problems with NWR and do you think the current candidates are going to do anything to facilitate real change? I don't think so.

We need someone who can ask the hard questions! We need someone who can push all the right buttons! Someone who isn't afraid to look at the problems of this board and confront them. We need someone to actually review a game, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. In short, we need ME!

Obviously, this is going to be a short election since none of the other candidates can come close to matching a quarter of my skills and intellect. However, I also know that many of you will want to do what you can while this election process goes on for a little while to try and get in my good books. I approve of sucking-up. So, for those of you who want to be on the winning side, just put in your signiture the following message:

Vote for Khushrenada. A vote for Khushrenada is like Chuck Norris losing a fight. It just doesn't happen.

Now some of my supporters may be confused by this slogan. Don't be. I've done this to counter my attackers smear campaign. We all know they'll take what I've said and try to make it sound the opposite. So, by making my slogan one that is insulting, they will take it and make it into one that is praising me. Like I said, my intellect is way ahead of these people. So, I'll have the backing of my supporters and my attackers will be on my side also.

Well, I said I'd keep this short so I'll now field some questions. Yes, you there.    
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RE: Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2007, 09:01:38 AM »
... Where do you stand on the "Sonic" issue?

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RE:Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2007, 09:13:54 AM »
I don't like Chuck Norris, so that is one strike against you!
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2007, 09:19:32 AM »
Here we go, the hard questions first. That's fine, unlike my oppenents, I enjoy talking about these issues.

My approach to Sonic is different from most people considering I've never played any of the Genesis games. The only 2-D games of Sonic were on the Game Gear that a friend of mine owned. I have bought the Sonic Adventure DX game and unlocked all the Sonic Game Gear games on it. However, I haven't played many of them through to the end. I have been meaning to pick up the Sonic Mega Collection and Sonic Gems to get all those 2-D games but have never gotten around to it yet. There's always been something else for me to buy.

So, my main exposure of Sonic came from the TV cartoons and comic books published by Archie comics. That is where I get my view of Sonic. The first Sonic game I ever played through and also owned was Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. So, to me, I'm more of an expert on Sonic's 3-D games than his 2-D games and can not comment to much on his history. So, that is the unique view I could bring forth with regards to Sonic.

I'm sorry. Maybe you were expecting a comical answer. Let me try this to appease you this way. Sonic is the least of our worries. We should really be focusing on the "Shadow" issue. We need to get that stuff off the streets. It's harming our children. It was voted Best Platformer in the 2005 NP Choice Awards. What? Donkey Kong Jungle Beat lost to that? We need some common sense again. We need me.  
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RE:Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2007, 09:27:04 AM »
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I don't like Chuck Norris, so that is one strike against you!


You don't have to like him, you just have to know him to understand what I'm saying.


Actually, if you can think of other slogans, I'd be glad to hear them. I'm always hiring and welcome new supporters from all quarters.


However, if you are just trying to get the attacks started early, slow down. You'll have plenty of time to be negative in the coming days ahread. But for now, this is a Q & A session and that wasn't a question. You do know what a question is right? Look! I just demonstrated one. It's amazing the things you have to explain to some people.  
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RE: Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2007, 09:28:46 AM »
How can you prove that you won't backstab like you have in Mafia games? =O
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RE: Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2007, 09:41:25 AM »
Looking at the banners, I get the feeling that voting Pyramid Head is the way to go...

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RE: Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2007, 09:43:38 AM »
I have a question.  Are you just trying to use us to fulfill your dreams of a world of constant war because you think warfare is a noble and necessary part of the human condition?

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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2007, 09:49:44 AM »
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How can you prove that you won't backstab like you have in Mafia games? =O



It's interesting you would bring this up since I just got this lovely card in the mail the other day. I'll just share it with you:


Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

signed Hiroshi Yamauchi.


So, this got me thinking that maybe I have been too aggressive with some people. I guess part of the problem is that I listened to much to the song "Dogs" by Pink Floyd. It inspired me. So did the game Diplomacy. And, well, I am Khushrenada. Still, I'm reminiscing and not answering the question.

It's a strange question also considering I have never killed you Bill nor can I ever recall voting for you once.

I think my backstabbing antics are also over-rated. When I am in a mafia, I am loyal to that mafia and work my heart out to see it succeed. I never betray anyone on my mafia, With all my godfather's no matter who was in charge, I gave them my advice and opinion's and let them make their own choices based on that. If they chose to listen, great. If they didn't listen, fine. I trust them to make the right calls and they often do.

So basically, when I join NWR, it will be like joining that mafia and I will work hard to see it succeed but not at the sake of backstabbing my fellow mafia mates, or in this case, work mates. Look through the Mafia threads. My actions shown this to be true.

Thanks for the question. Yes, the bear with the party hat.  
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RE:Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2007, 10:09:24 AM »
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I have a question.  Are you just trying to use us to fulfill your dreams of a world of constant war because you think warfare is a noble and necessary part of the human condition?


Ah yes. My famous anime appearence. So many things I said on that have been twisted out of proportion. Part of it is due to the translator's skill. I also said, "I want to be a loser." That didn't mean I want to be a reject. Someone who never wins. Heck, I'm working to win this election right now. My quotes have been taken out of context.

First of all, I was never working towards a world of constant warfare. I think a common misconception is when I took over the position of World Soverign and once again amassed a great military to lead to battle against the White Fang. Of course, it just looked bad because I took over from the pacifist girl Relena. But, she wasn't going to fight and the Earth was in danger. And I love the Earth.

Do I want to see constant war? No. I was never working towards that and that should be evident from some of the actions I took. Noteably, challenging Zechs to a duel to prevent war and sacrificing myself to see that there would be peace.

Do I think warfare is a noble and necessary part of the human condition? Yes but only compared to the alternative which is when wars are fought by the push of a button. That is why I opposed the Mobile Doll movement. Wars will not end unless people experience them because it is from this experience and the emotions battle can elicit that will cause them to rise up and end wars.

Still, this is a broad and philosophical arguement over something that really needs a no answer to. I don't think it is even going to apply much to this campaign.

Next question, please.
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RE:Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2007, 10:19:45 AM »
Over here!

Helen Thomas, Nintendo Press Corp.

Three questions:

1. Where do you stand on the Super Swing Golf score? How would you have handled the aftermath?
2. How long until a moderator bans you for stirring up too much trouble?
3. Do you endorse Nathan Petrelli for president?

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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2007, 10:51:22 AM »
Hi Helen, still hiding behind that mask?

#1

Alright. First off, the score for Super Swing Golf. I'm not going to defend or condemn what Pryo gave the game. It is interesting to note though that his score is the lowest on game rankings with only his being the "failing" score, if you will. All other scores are above 50% in their score. I also know some people pointed out either errors or what they percieved to be errors in the review. I personally didn't pay much attention to the thread because I felt things were handled wrong on all sides.

So, this gets me to your second part of the question. How would I have handled the aftermath? As noted, the score given is the lowest. So, if you are going to take a strong stand like that, BACK IT UP. Let me tell you, if I gave a score like that and people wanted to engage me in a "discussion" of it, I would make sure I was available and well prepared to back up my points and my opinion of the game. Part of the problem to that unfortunate fiasco was that Stan wasn't around to further explain himself to his critics. Now, I understand he has been going through some tough times and was also busy. That's part of why we never seem him around much.

But, I think he really needed to make himself available to those that kept asking questions about his review. And what we had instead was people arguing about things that didn't even pertain to the review. Why? Because the reviewer wasn't there to answer their questions and so people started focusing their rage on other things to prove their point, like questioning why NWR does reviews in general. At the same time, since Stan wasn't around, staff felt they better come to the aid of a fellow friend and stand up to him. Unfortunately, I don't know how many staff were in a qualified position to engage in a discussion of the game, so they focused on other points they were qualified to handle.

Let me also put it this way. Hostilites in that thread began before Cap America even posted. You'll notice on the first page of discussion, Ian Sane posted something and Smash Brother blasted him. I'd have stepped in right there and set the ground rules. Anybody can comment on the review. Everyone is as entitled to their opinion as I am. And if you are going to attack people because their opinions don't match yours, your discussion in this thread is over. You see, when people just start attacking other people and their opinions, it just causes a free-for-all where everyone starts attacking one another. Frankly, it just degenerates into what happened in that thread.


Long answer but it's a long problem.

#2

First of all, I launched my campaign in the funhouse, so I should have the backing of TY. He loves when news happens in his forum. Second, I've helped influence Trivia Podcasts, so I should have a bit of love from TYP. Third, Svevan can't ban people so I'm safe there. Fourth, I created a strong bond with Bloodworth, so by banning me, they'll tick off Gametrailers. The mods don't need that right now. They have enough problems with Deg vs. GoNintendo. Fifth, as far as I know. no one is actually pming the mods. And finally, if they ban me, it will just look bad because what it will prove me to be correct.

So, in about a week and a half.

#3

I only endorse myself or those from my party.

Alright. Hit me with another. Yes, you there.
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RE: Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2007, 10:53:55 AM »
I'd throw my hat in to the race, but I'd have to pick it up and dust it off before putting it back on. Plus, I'd have to buy a hat.
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RE:Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2007, 11:14:19 AM »
I wish to know your stance on the Xenos: Do you agree all the foul furries should be burned with high temperature flamethrowers, or are you a beast lover?  
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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2007, 12:21:00 PM »
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I'd throw my hat in to the race, but I'd have to pick it up and dust it off before putting it back on. Plus, I'd have to buy a hat.


See, that's why you keep the free hats you get in cases of Bud Light. That way, if you need a hat to throw, you've always got one on hand.



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I wish to know your stance on the Xenos: Do you agree all the foul furries should be burned with high temperature flamethrowers, or are you a beast lover?


I see we are getting to the easy questions now. Any beast that is a man-eater should be destroyed. That's always been my policy.


Yes sir. You have a question?  
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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2007, 12:43:27 PM »
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I see we are getting to the easy questions now. Any beast that is a man-eater should be destroyed. That's always been my policy.


Good, but what about foul hybrids of human and beast that threaten us with genetic corruption? What is your opinion on them?
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RE:Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2007, 12:43:47 PM »
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How can you prove that you won't backstab like you have in Mafia games? =O
It's a strange question also considering I have never killed you Bill nor can I ever recall voting for you once.

I'm not out just for my sake...I need to make sure everyone is happy with the potential electee! =D
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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2007, 12:48:16 PM »
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I'm not out just for my sake...I need to make sure everyone is happy with the potential electee! =D


We have a name for that, you know. It's called Communism.
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« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2007, 12:52:47 PM »
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How can you prove that you won't backstab like you have in Mafia games? =O
It's a strange question also considering I have never killed you Bill nor can I ever recall voting for you once.

I'm not out just for my sake...I need to make sure everyone is happy with the potential electee! =D



Then I must congratulate you. Not many members of the media are like that. You are a master of your craft. If only more people followed your example instead of asking questions for their own self-serving means. Speaking of which:


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Good, but what about foul hybrids of human and beast that threaten us with genetic corruption? What is your opinion on them?


Well, first. I'm against genetic corruption. That should be a given.

Second, I'm afraid that I don't have many dealings with beast/human hybrids. The only one I can think of off the top of my head was that man with gills in WaterWorld. I didn't like WaterWorld and I didn't care for Kevin Costner so going on that, I guess I'm against Human/Beast hybrids.

Any other questions?
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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2007, 01:23:58 PM »
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Well, first. I'm against genetic corruption. That should be a given.

Second, I'm afraid that I don't have many dealings with beast/human hybrids. The only one I can think of off the top of my head was that man with gills in WaterWorld. I didn't like WaterWorld and I didn't care for Kevin Costner so going on that, I guess I'm against Human/Beast hybrids.


Your fist answer made me happy. Your second answer has impressed me so much that if I am forced to pull out of the race, I will put my support fully behind you.
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RE: Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2007, 02:07:13 PM »
You're dreaming Khush,

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RE:Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2007, 02:41:41 PM »
You're right Stevey.

I have a dream.

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and elect me to join the staff of NWR.

I have a dream that we will hold these truths to be self-evident and that I will be your next great mod.




Also, if you are going to announce your candidacy, this is hardly the place.  Next question.
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2007, 03:39:44 PM »
Well, I'll give it a moment. If there are no more questions in a few minutes, I'll consider this session over and announce my next move shortly.
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RE:Election Time: Time to vote me into office.
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2007, 03:47:17 PM »
How do you feel about moving to a different forum software? Many have complained of FuseTalk.

EDIT: Wow, I made a question not dealing with killing furries.
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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2007, 03:52:27 PM »
Do you have a particular forum software in mind? I'll admit my knowledge of different forum types is limited but of all the ones I've seen and been on, this seems to be the best that I have seen. Of course, I'm always interested in improving the quality of NWR and if there is a better forum out there to better suit the needs of NWR and its users, then I definitely think the option should be looked at.
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