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Offline UncleBob

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« on: May 02, 2007, 02:18:38 AM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/01/science/01duck.html?_r=1&pagewanted=1&oref=slogin

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RE: NSFW
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2007, 06:13:24 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2007, 06:15:16 AM »
The champion phallus from this Meller’s duck is a long, spiraling tentacle.

In other news the popularity of ducks in Japan suddently rose.  
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2007, 07:49:28 AM »
alien ducks... Howard the Duck.
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2007, 07:57:18 AM »
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A bird phallus is similar — but not identical — to a mammalian penis. Most of the time it remains invisible, curled up inside a bird’s body. During mating, however, it fills with lymphatic fluid and expands into a long, corkscrew shape. The bird’s sperm travels on the outside of the phallus, along a spiral-shaped groove, into the female bird.
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2007, 09:34:16 AM »
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Dr. Brennan was oblivious to bird phalluses until 1999


I wonder what event happened to make her more aware of bird phalluses?
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2007, 09:58:11 AM »
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I wonder what event happened to make her more aware of bird phalluses?
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Dr. Brennan was oblivious to bird phalluses until 1999. While working in a Costa Rican forest, she observed a pair of birds called tinamous mating. “They became unattached, and I saw this huge thing hanging off of him,” she said. “I could not believe it. It became one of those questions I wrote down: why do these males have this huge phallus?”
Read the next sentence and maybe you'll find out.  Jeez.
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RE: NSFW
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2007, 10:47:07 AM »
I'll file this under "Stuff I really didn't need to know."
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2007, 01:26:57 PM »
Ducks are weird. o:
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« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2007, 03:12:28 PM »
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Ducks are weird. o:

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2007, 04:48:31 PM »
Come on.  I'm not as weird as a gnarly duck-phallus that falls off and grows back.
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2007, 04:55:13 PM »
Vudu, come on, you know she was stalking those ducks.  She's just too ashamed to admit she started out as a feathery(?).
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2007, 02:27:40 AM »
must be like antlers
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2007, 06:45:26 AM »
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Come on.  I'm not as weird as a gnarly duck-phallus that falls off and grows back.
At least the duck doesn't pluck his wang.
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2007, 01:57:11 PM »
One o'these days, vudu, you're gonna get sued for libel. o:<
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