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Offline Bill Aurion

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What the!?
« on: April 12, 2007, 01:43:35 PM »
I leave for a few days and I come back to find scavengers in my van eating all my candy!  GET OUT, YOU LITTLE SCAMPS!
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RE:What the!?
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2007, 01:45:22 PM »
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
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RE: What the!?
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2007, 02:17:50 PM »
Clearly, an evil plot set in to place by the ADA.
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RE: What the!?
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2007, 02:21:13 PM »
I don't know, I think it depends on the candy.  If it's Gummi Bears, even the ADA wouldn't be able to resist their allure.

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RE: What the!?
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2007, 03:26:10 PM »
Don't underestimate their power, or they'll get you too.
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RE:What the!?
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2007, 03:33:19 PM »
"OK, first we need someone to complain about something trivial. Golden or S_B should do. Then we get someone to defend the game, like Bill or Mashiro. Finally add some Unclebob or Pro666 randomness and the thread should go to hell right away." -Pap64

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RE:What the!?
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2007, 03:38:48 PM »
Sooooooooo, on an unrelated note, I happen to have a sudden influx of candy that I'm willing to sell at low prices. Candy is fine. The..... factory just happened to..... overstock me. Any takers?
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RE: What the!?
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2007, 04:13:02 PM »
Only if you eat some first.  And I get to pick which pieces.

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RE: What the!?
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2007, 04:42:08 PM »
You got any peeps? I need some peeps. Or quacks, whichever.
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RE: What the!?
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2007, 05:54:28 PM »
Over here we call candy lollies.

Stop eating the lollies.

Offline Bill Aurion

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RE: What the!?
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2007, 06:07:54 PM »
But lollies are so tasty!
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RE: What the!?
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2007, 06:35:08 PM »
I so don't understand SB's post...

About Bill's candy, I can't say anything. Didn't see a thing...

*Eats a candy corn piece
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RE:What the!?
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2007, 06:41:07 PM »
I think it is supposed to be a joke that you don't take candy from stangers. In this case, Bill is the one offering candy to those who ride in his van. Basically, only Smash thought of it this way and that's why his post is out there.  
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RE: What the!?
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2007, 09:08:43 PM »
Is Bill a sexual predator?

Offline Infernal Monkey

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RE: What the!?
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2007, 11:29:36 PM »
But Bill's a loli!

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RE: What the!?
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2007, 07:40:16 AM »
loli predators are the best kind.  

Well, the most effective, I mean.  

You don't suspect a thing until you have a hello kitty brand knife at your neck, and by then its too late.
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RE:What the!?
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2007, 08:50:28 AM »
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Originally posted by: Khushrenada
I think it is supposed to be a joke that you don't take candy from stangers. In this case, Bill is the one offering candy to those who ride in his van. Basically, only Smash thought of it this way and that's why his post is out there.


Ah I see...

In that case....THE CANDY'S MINE!
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RE:What the!?
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2007, 09:16:11 AM »
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Originally posted by: Khushrenada
I think it is supposed to be a joke that you don't take candy from stangers. In this case, Bill is the one offering candy to those who ride in his van. Basically, only Smash thought of it this way and that's why his post is out there.


Yes, my joke was, by far, the most off-color (but it can yet be topped).
"OK, first we need someone to complain about something trivial. Golden or S_B should do. Then we get someone to defend the game, like Bill or Mashiro. Finally add some Unclebob or Pro666 randomness and the thread should go to hell right away." -Pap64

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RE:What the!?
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2007, 02:10:24 PM »
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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Is Bill a sexual predator?

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