More secret shame is coming to light. This time, Pap64 made a comment that made everything click. I always look closely at Pap's comments because I know he is lackey to Svevan so that can give me more insight on Svevan. In the review thread, Pap mentioned something about GoldenPheonix joining. And that's when it hit me.
This review is a ploy for Svevan to try and impress and win the affection of Golden Phoenix in order to date her and perhaps marry. Di-a-bolical.
Consider the evidence:
(Alright I will. Will this evidence come with Phoenix Wright screens or characters?)
No, those aren't actually funny and just waste everyone's time.
(True. I should have realized that before. But if you won't have Phoenix Wright screens, will you have Golden Phoenix screens?)
Ummm, that is a little out there.
(How about Phoenix Lestrade driving his Rainbow Phoenix?)
Yeah. You're really killing this joke now.
(Ohh, so Dead Phoenix screens)
Let's not stretch this phoenix reference out anymore. It also isn't funny and just wastes everyone's time.
(Oh. Just like the Phoenix Coyotes)
Exactly. Phoenixeses just aren't that funny.
(....... So, about your evidence?)
Right. Thank you for derailing and the re-railing me.
Prepare yourself. This is going to reveal some nasty truths about the Forum Jungle we all communicate in.
So, the story goes like this. Svevan and Bloodworth start fighting. But, during this fight, a secret about Svevan is revealed.
Svevan wants some recognition in his lonesome life. And lonesome it is. He posts some pictures of himself either with some guys, by himself or with a mirror image of himself. Clearly, Svevan lacks some female companionship and is desperately calling for help.
This opens up a new tactic for Bloodworth. Bloodworth spills a secret. Golden Phoenix is actually a woman on these forums. Svevan is shocked and wants to keep that knowledge to himself, so he tries to find some justification to lock the thread and keep the knowledge hidden. It doesn't work but things get fairly derailed anyways.
Working on the next step of the plan, Smash_Brother really steps up discussions of Sonic's new game. He makes a big point of liking the game. Golden Phoenix, however, comes on and says she doesn't like the game and Smash is wrong. Svevan now sees an opening to advance his plan of impressing Golden Phoenix.
Bloodworth, who had been assigned to review the game originally, graciously allows Svevan to review it instead in a token display to bury the hatchet so to speak. With the review of the game in his hands, Svevan has no intent of actually trying to review the game and just plays a bit of it to find some quick faults with it. He also tries to read abit of the "Sonic doesn't suck" thread to try and figure out some other criticisms to add. Svevan knows the important thing is to make the review the harshest one on the net to really impress Golden Phoenix.
Svevan posts said review and tries to deflect some of the negative feelings with an "oh, why me" post. Pap64, understanding Svevan's desire, mentions that Golden Phoenix should post in the review thread. And sure enough, Golden Phoenix does post. Success! Or is it?
Golden Phoenix comes on and defends Svevan...............................................................'s right to an opinion. Not what he was hoping for. Worse, she says "the review may be a tad bit harsh" and she "would probably give the game a 7." Disaster for Svevan. Now, Svevan must endure the unending cry of people who hate his review and nitpick everything he said without having anything to show for it. There is no silver lining for Svevan.
But why? Why would Bloodworth just let Svevan be able to review the Sonic game? Why would Bloodworth get Svevan to pine for Golden Phoenix? When saying Smash_Brother was part of the plan, who's plan was he a part of? And why is Golden Phoenix so aloof still?
This is the genius part. Bloodworth obviously plays on Svevan's lonely emotions here. Conveniantly, Golden Phoenix pops up as an option. Moreover, Golden Phoenix suddenly starts gaining some attention with her vocal stance against Sonic. But, how does that happen? Becuase of Smash_Brother's vocal stance for Sonic. Smash_Brother was being vocal for it becuase it was a part of Bloodworth's plan. Yes. Smash_Brother is an agent of Bloodworth pretending to work with Svevan. His friendship with Pap64 causes everyone to assume that he would be on Svevan/Pap's side but he is the perfect double agent working for Bloodworth.
Becuase Smash is arguing with Phoenix, Svevan wants to review the Sonic game. Bloodworth wants him to review the game also but do it negatively. Moreover, by allowing Svevan to have this review, Bloodworth makes himself look innocent as though he is trying to be nice to Svevan. But he is actually making sure Svevan is marginalized.
Best of all, he lets Svevan marginalize himself with his own review. With everyone getting upset at Svevan, Svevan loses the little influence he has on this board. Moreover, it calls attention to Svevan's previous reviews and seriously affects his future for being able to review games. Now, Bloodworth will get to review the hottest titles like Twilight Princess and Chibi-Robo. Moreover, it is another rival crushed to the dust through Bloodworth's machinations.
As you may have guessed by now, Golden Phoenix was also working with Bloodworth in this plan. That is why she has not rushed over to Svevan. That is why she has been fighting so loud over the Sonic game. It was all part of the set-up. And it was executed brilliantly. Congratulations Bloodworth. None dare oppose you now.
I love a twist ending.
Holy crap! Why did I type all this? I need to do something better with my time. Vudu was right! I am wordy.
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