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He jump on my ****** because he gets so crazy!
« on: February 20, 2007, 09:19:08 AM »
Seems like a real story, although its very bizarre!

Crazy woman and messed up dog!
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RE: He jump on my ****** because he gets so crazy!
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2007, 09:29:36 AM »
Who the Hell gives a dog a vasectomy?
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: He jump on my ****** because he gets so crazy!
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2007, 11:37:26 AM »
It tried to go for his penis but couldn't find it am I right ladies hooooo! Come on come aaaaawwwwn  

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RE: He jump on my ****** because he gets so crazy!
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2007, 01:41:16 PM »
OH MY, THAT DOG IS BI! =O
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RE: He jump on my ****** because he gets so crazy!
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2007, 04:04:12 AM »
Infernal's redhead avatar makes him look like Bill.  It's sad that I can only see people for their avatars, and not who they really are inside.

That dog is a freak.
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RE: He jump on my ****** because he gets so crazy!
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2007, 05:21:59 AM »
Ferny and I really are little girls on the inside...
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RE: He jump on my ****** because he gets so crazy!
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2007, 05:35:59 AM »
Bill just wishes he was a girl so he could touch boobies.
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RE: He jump on my ****** because he gets so crazy!
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2007, 06:18:43 AM »
I doubt there'd be much satisfaction in fondling one's own breasts...Having someone else fondle your breasts, though...... =3
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RE:He jump on my ****** because he gets so crazy!
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2007, 06:42:54 AM »
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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
I doubt there'd be much satisfaction in fondling one's own breasts...Having someone else fondle your breasts, though...... =3
It's probably a lot like fondling your own wiener; I mean, who'd want to do that?
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: He jump on my ****** because he gets so crazy!
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2007, 07:17:14 AM »
You get satisfaction out of fondling yourself?  It should make you feel empty inside!  Narcissist get!
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RE: He jump on my ****** because he gets so crazy!
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2007, 07:50:50 AM »
It does make me feel empty inside, but the orgasm makes up for it.
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