Author Topic: The [SPOILERS] thread! Warning: SPOILERS. (Read 27058 times)

Bloodworth · « **Reply #50 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:41:17 PM »

Crono dies, but they go back in time to rescue him.

vudu · « **Reply #51 on:** February 17, 2007, 05:26:40 PM »

The kid from Me, Myself, and Irene shoots Leonardo DiCaprio.

Ceric · « **Reply #52 on:** February 18, 2007, 02:00:44 PM »

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I mostly put that there because apparently many (North) American kids were horrified and traumatized at Optimus Prime's death in the film (iconic characters dying in animated films was a new concept in the mid-1980s, I guess), so in the European release, at the end of the credits, it said "OPTIMUS PRIME WILL RETURN" so that the European kids wouldn't be locking themselves in their room for a week like (North) American kids supposedly did.

...and the people who were writing the script and developing the movie didn't even realize how much kids liked the characters. They were truly surprised that anybody cared that Optimus died. I found that surprising. I mean they must have been totally out of touch with the fanbase.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #53 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:47:09 AM »

The TV series Newhart was just a dream had by Bob Newhart's character on his old show.

couchmonkey · « **Reply #54 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:29:53 AM »

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Originally posted by: JonLeung
I mostly put that there because apparently many (North) American kids were horrified and traumatized at Optimus Prime's death in the film (iconic characters dying in animated films was a new concept in the mid-1980s, I guess), so in the European release, at the end of the credits, it said "OPTIMUS PRIME WILL RETURN" so that the European kids wouldn't be locking themselves in their room for a week like (North) American kids supposedly did.

...and the people who were writing the script and developing the movie didn't even realize how much kids liked the characters. They were truly surprised that anybody cared that Optimus died. I found that surprising. I mean they must have been totally out of touch with the fanbase.

Yeah, I found all the deaths pretty traumatic, Optimus being the worst because he's all grotty and battle damaged. I got over it by the end though, I thought Rodimus Prime was totally awesome. When I saw the movie again last year, I was surprised at how one-sided the opening battle is, it doesn't really make sense - after years of stalemates, suddenly the Decipticons manage to kill like a dozen G1 Autobots.

Edit: Oogey Boogey is just a sack full of bugs.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #55 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:13:46 AM »

Ilya sacrifices herself to help Link.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #56 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:08:20 AM »

Vudu, you got that all wrong. Matt Damon's buddy kills Leo and the kid from Me, Myself, and Irene, then Matt Damon kills the buddy. Mark Wahlberg kills Matt Damon at the end, in case anyone is wondering. THE DEPARTED HAS BEEN RUINED.

vudu · « **Reply #57 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:50:27 AM »

Yeah, I realized that this morning. I was planning on changing my original post to The punk from 24 kills Leo and the kid from MM&I and then gets shot by Good Will Hunting but didn't get around to it.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #58 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:56:51 AM »

"The Departed" was a remake of a Chinese movie called "Infernal Affair".

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #59 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:21:55 AM »

Mr. Snuffleupagus is, in fact, not imaginary.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #60 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:34:10 AM »

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"The Departed" was a remake of a Chinese movie called "Infernal Affair".

Is that the one where the Chinese police had a mole inside the mafia headquarters and vice versa and it was confusing as hell because everyone looked the same?

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #61 on:** February 19, 2007, 08:35:43 AM »

Correct and racist.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #62 on:** February 19, 2007, 09:08:37 AM »

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Correct and racist.

Hey, I'm latino. I can get away with it...

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #63 on:** February 19, 2007, 09:10:13 AM »

Very true.

vudu · « **Reply #64 on:** February 19, 2007, 09:23:25 AM »

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Hey, I'm latino. I can get away with it...

No you can't. You can get away with saying all Latinos look alike.

Is it okay if an African-American calls a homosexual derogatory terms and then says hey, I'm black. I can get away with it...?

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #65 on:** February 19, 2007, 10:11:41 AM »

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Originally posted by: vudu Is it okay if an African-American calls a homosexual derogatory terms and then says hey, I'm black. I can get away with it...?

"Homosexual" isn't a race: it's a lifestyle choice.

And way to take a joke and just smother it with unneeded seriousness. Pap sure as hell wasn't serious and neither was I.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #66 on:** February 19, 2007, 10:28:50 AM »

I know the joke is that all Asians look the same, but this movie overdid it.

First, all of the characters had similar hairstyles. Second, they all wore black suits and third they had similar facial structures.

I've seen other Asian movies and series and I can tell who's who because they are individual enough. This movie simply took itself way too seriously when they wanted to mess with the audience's mind.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #67 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:50:21 PM »

Have you even seen an Indian guy (Ghandi, not Running Bull) with any haircut other than the "standard Indian guy haircut"?

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #68 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:52:59 PM »

Actually, yes, that was a huge problem with the movie.

Also, I should add that, although I'm Italian, if you give five Italian guys the same greaser hairstyle, I couldn't tell them apart in a movie either.

wandering · « **Reply #69 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:57:56 PM »

All latinos look alike. That may be racist, but hey, I'm white. I can get away with it.

...What do you mean I can't say that? DOUBLE STANDARD. REVERSE RACISM. THE OPPRESSION OF WHITE CHRISTIAN MALES MUST END.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #70 on:** July 17, 2007, 09:08:58 AM »

These seriously are the spoilers. Don't highlight them unless you want to ruin the new book. Deathly Hallows, I mean. I really ruin the book, this is just about every spoiler in there that was left unsolved beforehand.

Harry is a horcrux, on accident, though.
The Deathly Hallows are powerful wizarding items, and we've seen them all already. Harry is the only one to own all three at the same time, though only in this book.
Dumbledore is ashamed of his past
Hedwig dies
Moody dies
Dobby dies
Fred dies
Percy reunites with his family
Scrimgeour dies during the wedding
Lupin dies
Wormtail dies, by his own silver hand
Harry's wand breaks
Harry thinks he dies for a little while
Harry ends it by casting the same spell he casts against Voldemort in book four, which reflects Voldemort's spell, killing Voldemort
Harry and Ginny get married, have three kids, Lilly, James, and Albus
Ron and Hermione get married and have two, IIRC. The names are unique
Snape is good

ShyGuy · « **Reply #71 on:** July 17, 2007, 09:31:41 AM »

Yay! more spoiler time, M. Night edition

Bruce Willis was a ghost
Samuel L. Jackson was a super villian
The aliens are vulnerable to water
The village is actually in modern times
The chosen people were all wrong.

vudu · « **Reply #72 on:** July 17, 2007, 09:39:11 AM »

Super Mario Bros 2 is actually Doki Doki Panic

EDIT: Oh yeah, and it's all a dream

Nick DiMola · « **Reply #73 on:** July 17, 2007, 09:43:32 AM »

Finch does Stifler's Mom

vudu · « **Reply #74 on:** July 17, 2007, 09:47:36 AM »

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Lois Einhorn is Ray Finkle.

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Finch does Stifler's Mom

How come you're always spoiling bad comedies targeted towards teenagers?

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