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The [SPOILERS] thread! Warning: SPOILERS.
« on: February 06, 2007, 07:46:36 AM »
In this fun topic, we'll post nothing but SPOILERS.  Plot twists and twist endings to films, video games, TV shows, and novels will be ruined here.  Post the "twist" with little to no description unless someone asks.  I think spoiler tags should be optional, though anyone who comes into this topic should already know what they're getting themselves into.

I'll start with one everyone knows anyway.

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RE: The [SPOILERS] thread! Warning: SPOILERS.
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2007, 07:56:05 AM »
Her talent turns out to be a strip show.
That's my opinion, not yours.
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2007, 08:00:01 AM »
Breen ain't dead.
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2007, 08:25:11 AM »
dumbledore dies

*sigh*
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2007, 08:30:18 AM »
Jigsaw kidnapped his daughter.

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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2007, 08:56:55 AM »
King Kong dies.  You see, Man was the real monster.

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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2007, 09:01:24 AM »
Charlotte dies
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2007, 09:01:44 AM »
"It was beauty killed the beast"

Worst ending line I've ever heard.  If the movie was otherwise good, I would say this line RUINED THE WHOLE MOVIE.
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RE:The [SPOILERS] thread! Warning: SPOILERS.
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2007, 09:03:52 AM »
Wesker is a no good dirty umbrella goon!  

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2007, 09:06:11 AM »
PAUL WORKS FOR THE NSF.
GOREGASM!

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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2007, 09:10:32 AM »
Mr. Greene, in the lobby, with the revolver.

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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2007, 09:14:57 AM »
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Worst ending line I've ever heard. If the movie was otherwise good, I would say this line RUINED THE WHOLE MOVIE.
Too bad it wasn't. At all. Talk about bloated.
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2007, 09:54:40 AM »
segagamer is really animecyberrat!

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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2007, 09:56:59 AM »
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Originally posted by: IceCold
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Worst ending line I've ever heard. If the movie was otherwise good, I would say this line RUINED THE WHOLE MOVIE.
Too bad it wasn't. At all. Talk about bloated.


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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2007, 10:05:25 AM »
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segagamer is really animecyberrat!


JonLeung is really segagamer
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« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2007, 10:41:31 AM »
no segagamer12 is animecyebrrat jonlueng only wishes we was s cool as the rat
You can call me
THE RAT thank you very much
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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2007, 10:51:36 AM »
but animecyebrrat is really wandering and segagamer is animecyebrrat and JonLeung is segagamer, and..... aaaahhhhh! ur all wandering! i knew something was fishy! that cat breath!
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RE:The [SPOILERS] thread! Warning: SPOILERS.
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2007, 12:25:55 PM »
Paul is dead.
Yeah, I do play mafia games.

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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2007, 12:34:00 PM »
oh.........i'd like to host a moment of silence for our loss. please take off your hats and pay your respects......















thank you all. now what were we talking about?
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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2007, 03:26:29 PM »
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but animecyebrrat is really wandering and segagamer is animecyebrrat and JonLeung is segagamer, and..... aaaahhhhh! ur all wandering! i knew something was fishy! that cat breath!
I thought I was couchmonkey.

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« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2007, 04:04:21 PM »
Ganondorf is stabbed in the head and Hyrule is buried beneath the sea because of the King of Hyrule's wish and finally Link, with Tetra and her pirates, go in search of new land.
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RE: The [SPOILERS] thread! Warning: SPOILERS.
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2007, 05:22:58 PM »
Jesus dies at the of the Passion...but gets resurrected.

Midna is really the Twilight Princess, and is actually a powerful princess that was turned into an imp.

Angela was the killer and she was really a boy!

And finally, Smash_Brother is really...ME!
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« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2007, 06:06:01 PM »
Dammit pap, you beat me to the passion of the christ spoiler
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RE: The [SPOILERS] thread! Warning: SPOILERS.
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2007, 01:05:15 AM »
Darth Vader is Luke's father!

I'm surprised that wasn't the first thing people posted.

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RE: The [SPOILERS] thread! Warning: SPOILERS.
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2007, 02:43:51 AM »
Sheik is really Zelda.