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Offline stevey

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Why people buy a Madden game each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« on: January 01, 2007, 08:56:38 AM »
A boy got a copy of madden 07 from his unclebob for Xmas only to find that it's was really pron. Oddly the disc is embossed with an official label and came factory-sealed in a standard game case and it was not sold at a Gamestop/EB store. Even odder still the frist thing the boy dose is run to his Mommy/Daddy in shock?  

"This is definitely not Madden," he said recalling his first thought after seeing the image.    
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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2007, 03:09:36 PM »
Crap... I wondered where I'd misplaced that.  I have to hide my porn from the wife...
Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2007, 03:33:23 PM »
Now that's just plain silly!
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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2007, 05:11:10 PM »
Obviously this was the intended IGN review copy.
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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2007, 05:11:11 PM »
-Desperate bid to save joke in previous post by editing this double post.-
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RE:Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2007, 05:37:23 PM »
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Originally posted by: 18 Days
Obviously this was the intended IGN review copy.

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Originally posted by: 18 Days
Obviously this was the intended IGN review copy.
You can say that again...

oh, you already did.

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RE:Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2007, 07:32:31 PM »
Now that's just plain silly!  

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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2007, 03:37:52 AM »
Obviously this was the intended IGN review copy.
Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2007, 04:28:03 AM »
PGC needs to reinstate the spam filter to stop me making myself look like an arse.
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RE:Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2007, 04:47:59 AM »
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PGC needs to reinstate the spam filter to stop me making myself look like an arse.


If it can't save me, why the hell should it be able to save you?

Some of the comments in reply to that article are hilarious, including the suspicion that the kid was caught with porn and made the whole thing up to his parents.
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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2007, 07:32:21 AM »
Headline should be: Disenfranchised Circuit City employee buys Shrink-Wrapper.
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RE:Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2007, 07:42:19 AM »
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Headline should be: Disenfranchised Circuit City employee buys Shrink-Wrapper.
...and DVD burner, disc inker, and hologram creator.  According to the article the label on the disc was for the game.  From what I gathered, everything was the way it should have been except for the data on the disc.
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RE:Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2007, 07:42:21 AM »
Damn, I've joined the double post club.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2007, 07:51:35 AM »
ROFLoes.  EA never should have let its employees outside long enough to get free will.
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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2007, 09:20:02 AM »
I hide my porn under my bed.  

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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2007, 05:48:10 PM »
Why doesn't PGC just allow editing within a minute but not two posts?
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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2007, 08:25:42 PM »
Because the forum software sucks and noone's good enough to recode it and fix that.

BTW, you said "PGC". Stone the heathen!

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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2007, 03:15:49 AM »
Purple Game Carton?
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RE: Why people buy new Madden games each year (It FILLED with PORN!)
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2007, 03:02:41 AM »
Potentially Generic Castration?