Topic: BOYCOTT!!! (miniscule TP spoiler inside)

[Zach]

IF YOUR SMART; BOYCOTT MALO-MART!!!!

I hear their large store and low low prices are destroying small business in castle town!!

Also, their workers are underpaid, and mistreated (They sure as heck cant enjoy dancing all day to that annoying repetitive music. Personally I cant stand it just going in there to buy something)


Its an empire I tells ya!  Malo-Mart is trying to take over the world!!

[Ceric]

Like Gamestop.

[Zach]

Well, that works, but I was thinking about another real life store that has the suffix "MART"

[SgtShiversBen]

K-Mart?

[Zach]

How did I know somebody was gonna be a smart@ss and say K-mart?

Probably because I would have done the same thing.

[Crimm]

I have spent two minutes trying to type up that "song" in text form.  There are NES themes easier than this.

[Bill Aurion]

Malo is a big jerkface in the first place...Link goes around saving his sorry behind only to charge him insane prices for goods that should given to him for free...

[Svevan]

Malo is my favorite character in this Zelda.

[Crimm]

I'd rate Malo just behind the guy with the horn on his head at the Castle Town location, Hena (her shop alone is awesome), and Princess Agatha.


More clerks should moonwalk.

[ThePerm]

yeah, malo is mal, he gives you this super badass looking armor, which takes your money FAST, where does it go, i bet malo's store!