Topic: AgentSeven is the prophet

[Mario]

He was right about Sony

=O

[Shift Key]

Imagine the fanboy children by your powers combined if you had his babies.

They'd be shouting from inside the womb and still be heard on forums everywhere.
They'd only have one eye, because depth of vision leads to depth of thought and that's a dangerous path.
They'd have a list of nemesi (plural of nemesis, whatever the word is) as long as a roll of toilet paper and would learn how to survive an assasination attempt before learning how to walk.
And they'd be a huge cash cow for Nintendo.

Add to this list, guys. This is ripe for humour!

[couchmonkey]

They'd sacrifice virgin launch consoles on stone altars and post the results on YouTube.

[vudu]

They would write long, drawn out, poorly backed up posts about how Nintendo is the greatest company ever.
If they were ever in the same room as Ian Sane the universe would collapse upon itself.
They could beat Chuck Norris without even putting down their GameCube controllers.