Is time absolute?
Is time relative?
Perhaps it's absolute but the perception of it is relative. But that would mean it's relative, wouldn't it?
Is time therefore just a perception? Does that mean it's not real, or just a meaningless construct of humankind?
If the Wii came out last week, would you be as excited as you are right now?
Is the anticipation of having something more exciting than actually having it?
Are you glad you don't live in a) Antarctica b) Atlantis and/or c) Pluto, where Nintendo doesn't have release dates for the Wii?