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Offline UncleBob

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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2006, 01:41:08 PM »
Well, the original point of this thread was to talk about how non-gamers were reacting to getting to play Wii.  I can't help it if the topic natually evolved to my hairy man-nipples.

So, since this is now in the funhouse, can I have my man-nipple picture back?
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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2006, 03:24:39 PM »
No.

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RE:Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2006, 03:48:48 PM »
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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2006, 04:24:20 PM »
I'm going to sue for hairy man-nipple discrimination.  If it was a hairy woman-nipple, you'd be thrilled to see it.
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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2006, 04:35:30 PM »
Not if you don't remove one word from that sentence..
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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2006, 06:58:56 PM »
I dislike all hairy nipples regardless of the gender of their owner.
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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2006, 07:17:22 PM »
*breathes sigh of relief at missing man-nipples (possibly UncleBob's at that!)*
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RE:Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2006, 07:50:35 PM »
I third the general objection to hairy nipples.
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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2006, 08:16:08 PM »
Now y'all have gone and done it.
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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2006, 08:20:19 PM »
His avatar is a pimple on his hairy ass.

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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2006, 09:26:34 PM »
Wouldn't suprise me.  It's pretty small for a nipple.
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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2006, 09:48:28 PM »
And so UncleBob becomes the third person to have his avatar blocked from my browser.
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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2006, 03:44:19 AM »
3rd?
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RE:Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2006, 07:04:00 AM »
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I dislike all hairy nipples regardless of the gender of their owner.
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RE:Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2006, 07:20:25 AM »
First you rented out your avatar space, now you have switched to extortion. How much money do you want to remove that ugly little avatar?

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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2006, 07:48:18 AM »
I remember reading on GAF that that's actually Bob's wife's nipple.  I'll link to it if I can find it again.
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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2006, 09:28:37 AM »
I support Bob's nipples!
That's my opinion, not yours.
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RE:Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2006, 03:14:30 PM »
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First you rented out your avatar space, now you have switched to extortion. How much money do you want to remove that ugly little avatar?


Heh... I was actually talking about starting up my rent-my-avatar program again.

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I remember reading on GAF that that's actually Bob's wife's nipple.  I'll link to it if I can find it again.


No, my wife's nipples have much, much more hair. <spoiler>Just teasing... don't tell her I said that.</spoiler>

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I support Bob's nipples!


As everyone should.  You are a wise man.
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RE:Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2006, 03:34:58 PM »
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<spoiler>Just teasing... don't tell her I said that.</spoiler>
Well, I do have you phone number.  
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE:Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2006, 05:16:02 PM »
That's my cell.  She never answers it.
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RE:Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2006, 05:24:12 PM »
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Originally posted by: couchmonkey I support Bob's nipples!


You're Bob's bro?
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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2006, 05:59:31 PM »
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I'm going to sue for hairy man-nipple discrimination. If it was Bridget's hairy man-nipple, you'd be thrilled to see it.


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RE: Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2006, 07:49:52 PM »
At first I thought Bob's avatar was an impressionistic painting of the sun covered by whispy clouds against a white sky, but this thread has erased that rather nice thought. Thanks guys. (I'm playing too much Okami)
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RE:Why my life is meaningless
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2006, 08:08:48 PM »
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Originally posted by: couchmonkey I support Bob's nipples!


You're Bob's bro?


No, he's Bob's pectorals.

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« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2006, 08:43:18 PM »
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At first I thought Bob's avatar was an impressionistic painting of the sun covered by whispy clouds against a white sky, but this thread has erased that rather nice thought. Thanks guys. (I'm playing too much Okami)


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