the title is actually not true, mine is much less interesting than that, I used the title to get your attention.
Mine is actually, "I loved myself because I'm sexy and do what I want."
Because my birthday is February 19th and I'm wearing a blue shirt.
Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October------I sang to
November---I yelled at
December---I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an IPod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I'm cool like that.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm stupid.
Gray--------Because I was drunk.
Yellow------Because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange-----Because I hate my family.
Brown------Because I was high.
Peach-------Because I love oatmeal.
Other-------Because I'm a ninja.
None--------Because I cant control myself!