I used to HATE it when people would want to touch my hair. "It looks like pubic hair... can I touch it" then they reach out to touch my hair so I have to move my head and/or slap their hand.
white people can be so annoying sometimes

"You don't need sun block huh, you're like SPF 1000 already LOL"
but my FAVORITE comment of all time wasn't even said to me directly. This white girl said this, to my GF at the time, in a kind of whisper thinking I couldn't hear or that I wasn't listening.
"OMG girl, I could never sleep with a black guy.... how do you do it... doesn't it hurt!?"
I almost spit my drink out.
TOO BEAUCOUP FOR YOU BITCH!!! come get some. LOLwe had a good laugh later though.