Author Topic: Bunnies arn't very good at soccer (Read 8528 times)

wandering · « **on:** June 22, 2006, 11:48:19 PM »

...But they can DANCE!

KDR_11k · « **Reply #1 on:** June 23, 2006, 09:44:00 AM »

My father says bunnies are good for nothing and he wants to slaughter them! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Pale · « **Reply #2 on:** June 23, 2006, 09:52:03 AM »

I demand proof of their dancing ability.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #3 on:** June 23, 2006, 10:02:19 AM »

couchmonkey · « **Reply #4 on:** June 23, 2006, 11:32:31 AM »

You know, bunnies are slowly taking over my city. They seem to live almost anywhere - even in parking lots. I blame it on either:

1. People not letting their kitties outdoors anymore (although a kitty and a bunny is a pretty even match unless it's a baby bunny)
or
2. Rapid growth of the city, displacing animals straight into the suburbs (there are deer and coyotes appearing more often in the city too)
or
3. This post isn't funny. The bunnies have won!

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #5 on:** June 23, 2006, 03:49:26 PM »

There are more bunnies around here too. And theyre losing their fear of humans, I've gotten within five feet of many of them.

Then I flip out and chase them and yell at them, cause if they lose their fear of humans and grow in numbers, they could INVADE and TAKE OVER. I need to make them FEAR US. But I can't do it alone!

WHO'S WITH ME?

please let me in, please · « **Reply #6 on:** June 23, 2006, 05:19:16 PM »

I guess ill be with you. All my unfunny jokes would kill them.

Oh, my brother killed a bunny once. Took out a bee bee gun, and shot it in the stomach 3 times, then in the eye twice.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #7 on:** June 23, 2006, 06:35:27 PM »

Oddly enough there are lots of possums around here and it's not exactly a backwoods noman's land. i also learned it's against the law to kill them so I just cut off their limbs when I catch them instead.

Pale · « **Reply #8 on:** June 23, 2006, 06:50:09 PM »

Man i hope you guys are kidding...

Killing / fatally injuring animals is not cool.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #9 on:** June 23, 2006, 09:11:13 PM »

Oh come on, their limbs aren't vital organs. They just need to get other possums to supply them with food and they'll live. I mean, humans can do it and Peta always tells me animals are better than humans.

I wouldn't worry about bunny overpopulation, that's self regulating: Two years ago we had a bunny overpopulation and as a result the bunny plague broke out and killed most of them. Bunnies are weak. And they're annoying if they get under the lawnmower.

please let me in, please · « **Reply #10 on:** June 24, 2006, 05:24:58 AM »

Hey Pale, I didnt kill it. I have nothing against bunnies or any animals for that matter. It was my brother.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #11 on:** June 24, 2006, 06:48:56 AM »

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Originally posted by: Pale
Man i hope you guys are kidding...

Killing / fatally injuring animals is not cool.

Yet you've killed plenty of animals as Death in AC Mafia... Hypocrisy!

wandering · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:14:18 AM »

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1. People not letting their kitties outdoors anymore (although a kitty and a bunny is a pretty even match unless it's a baby bunny)

http://sambakza.gemtoy.com/01_tteotta_eng/tteotta_eng.htm

oohhboy · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:43:06 AM »

I am suprised that farmers don't run bunny hunting expeditions. I would pay money for bullets and a gun just to shoot them all day on a farm so I can leave a circle of corpses. Mind you though quite a few years ago there were so many of them that the ground moved.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2006, 05:42:36 AM »

Bunnies can't dance...

But they can grow to unusual size and go on a killing rampage across the Southwest.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2006, 05:47:02 AM »

Or they can grow to unusual size and terrorize the countryside in the UK.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2006, 09:12:05 AM »

From Anya's bunny song in Buffy the muscial

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots-?
What do they need such good eyesight for anywa - y?
Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!

UncleBob · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2006, 09:39:49 AM »

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Originally posted by: wandering
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1. People not letting their kitties outdoors anymore (although a kitty and a bunny is a pretty even match unless it's a baby bunny)

http://sambakza.gemtoy.com/01_tteotta_eng/tteotta_eng.htm

Wow... It's like some kind of weird, twisted Pepé Le Pew cartoon.

wandering · « **Reply #18 on:** June 27, 2006, 03:55:18 AM »

I know! Isn't it the greatest thing ever?

(The sequel is the second greatest thing ever.)

UncleBob · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2006, 01:56:55 PM »

Wasn't there supposed to be a third one of these?

Crimm · « **Reply #20 on:** December 30, 2006, 03:55:52 PM »

All animals I catch have their limbs removed and replaced with cybernetic implants.

Then they are released into the wild.

segagamer12 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2007, 06:26:11 AM »

I hate rabbits, I shoot them when I see them. killing pests is not cruel its the same as killing spiders, its a part of life.

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #22 on:** January 03, 2007, 12:37:56 PM »

People used to Eat Bunnies when men were MEN.

Now, Bunnies and Rabbits are too cute to eat. They just multiply and multiply...and really we just need a good shotgun or two....not plungers.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #23 on:** January 03, 2007, 09:52:47 PM »

Don't worry, once their population gets big enough they'll catch the bunny plague and die. That's what happened in my town. I'm glad I didn't have the garbage collection job at the time. Mmmmh, collecting dead bunnies...

18 Days · « **Reply #24 on:** January 03, 2007, 10:35:20 PM »

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Originally posted by: segagamer12
I hate rabbits, I shoot them when I see them. killing pests is not cruel its the same as killing spiders, its a part of life.

While I strongly support the hunting of rabbits and other large vermin, I reject your comparison of them to our arachnid friends. I hope for your murderous ways you are attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes, contract malaria and die.

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Author Topic: Bunnies arn't very good at soccer (Read 8528 times)