Please let me in, Please : " Can i have a nintendo ds lite?"
Caliban looks up from his game hes playing on his lite.
Caliban: "No."
Please let me in, Please begins to cry, whine, then runs out the house, into the street, takes a bus for miles till he gets to nintendo of america.
Iwata: "Yes little boy? You said you had big news. What is it?"
Please let me in, Please stops crying and sucking his thumb, grabs his teddy bear and plays innocent kid.
Please let me in, Please : " The mean bad old Caliban took the lites from you mister. What should we do? goo goo gah gah."
Iwata laughed for minutes on end, so hard he choked for a second. Regaining himself, he looked over to the boy.
Iwata: " Simple, flames erupted in his eyes as he began, WE WILL LOCATE HIM, SHOOT HIM, THEN FEAST ON HIS REMAINS!!!!!!"
He then pressed a secret button, and was sucked up into a compartment above the building. Out the window, Please let me in, Please saw a giant powerranger ship fly off to Calibans house, and then a nuclear explosion.
Next, he saw the ship fly back in the same direction, suddenly stopping in front of the window. A giant hand crashed through it, nearly knocking glass on Please let me in, Please and then it opened up to revail; a ds lite.