Stan says:
once upon a time there was an evil dictator named Pickle E. Denmark
Stan says:
and he enjoyed tormenting children by offering them money, then taxing their parents 50 times the amount offered.
Stan says:
One day, a poor man moved into the Dictator's country, he was very handsome despite being impoverished and was also a fabulous figure skater.
Stan says:
Anyway, the evil dictator noticed the children were hanging around the nice figure skating hobo and decided to have him killed.
Stan says:
The next day, Denmark's favored bodyguard, Guido H. Balogna skewered the handsome bum with a lance.
Stan says:
His last words were, "My humps, my humps. . . my lovely lady lumps."
Stan says:
The end