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Offline TMW

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Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
« on: May 15, 2006, 04:42:17 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/fun.games/05/15/e3.wrapup/index.html


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On May 11, hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton not only showed up late to endorse her upcoming cell phone game, but she also called it by the wrong name. "Sorry I'm late. I'm really excited to have my new videogame, Diamond Quest," she announced proudly to the gawking crowds.

Problem is, the name of the Gameloft game -- which appeared in large letters behind the celebrity -- is "Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam." Ouch! Night-vision goggles are not required to play this handheld puzzle diversion. Ahem


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RE:Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2006, 05:07:53 PM »
Best spokes woman ever!
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RE: Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2006, 05:25:13 PM »
her hotels also suck too!!

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RE: Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2006, 10:56:40 PM »
What ya expect from an IGNorant slut!?! she has no brains, it's all mush
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RE: Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2006, 01:28:38 AM »
Welcome to Homestarrunner.net. "It's dot com!"

Hilton is an attention whore, ignore her.
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RE:Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2006, 06:57:32 AM »
thats hot
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RE: Paris Hilton is teh DUMB
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2006, 05:20:54 PM »
Stop breeding with it people! You will only make it stronger.
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