sorry guys i dont live in columbia so this might not be perfect, this is my best try though.
"what?"
"(dialect im not familiar with but says something about it going to sh*t, the same way you say somethings gone to hell)"
"iwata"
(not sure how to translate)
"someone come out and speak!"
"god!!"
"start the f*cking match!"
"start it!!"
"damn match(?)"
"you want to vacillate me" (used an online translater, i dont know what vacilar means)
"no?" (lol you knew that though)
"bitch hype(...?)"
"i want to see the revolution dammit! reggie where the hell are you?"
"i dont want anymore hype"
"haha there it goes!"
"its starting, its starting!!!"
"(triumphantly sings) ITS STAAAARTING"
"god start already!"
"SON OF A BITCH"
"loading the buffer, nooo!"
"SON OF A BITCH"
"why!? WHY do you have to load the buffer NOW!?"
"****...****"
"this is why i became an Insider?"
"speculators (?)"
"God..how are they oging to make Matt the host?"
"how (dont know the word)"
"i'll kill 'em...(dont understand the rest)
"positive..."
"...think positive"
"dont despair"
"think positive..."
"..good..."
"..its starting up now"
"the buffers already starting(?)"
"100%!" (but you knew that one too! you get a gold star)
"3...2....1..." (want another gold star?)
"yes e3 is starting!"
"woohoo...hoo" (you're gonna get on the honorol at this point..)
"come on, come on reggie..."
"show us some games for the revolution dammit"
"show the mario128 (..unsure thats exactly what it means)"
"*screams*"
"that mario..."
"..bua mario god!..."
" *screams* "
"yes...YES the best ones dammit!"
"**** the...(dunno the word but it looks like he broke a key, so i guess thats it)
(uhm this next stuff im not to sure of, im just translating it word for word)
-finally....dammit...but what balls (as in testicles)-
-get in there...to hell with cracks(..?)-
-revo[lution]GOd...
"its god...ITS GOD"
"argh i have to tell my mother"
"yes yes i'll tell her now"
"mama gimme pasta (lol)"
"miyamoto?"
"dont bother me"
"repeat with me (something..)"
"NINDENDO is GOD"
"and miyamoto its profit"
"damn"
"(this parts beyond me)
"yes the virtual consol (something)"
"and the controller is the virgin mary"
"look at how it plays, look at how you move it"
"i wanna see it upclose"
"i need it (the last word translates to vice but i dunno how that makes sense)"
"but the f*cking cosole is at e3"
"the people there are my idols dammit"
"play it while you can..."
"GOD!!!!"
"(long) live nintendo"
"and the mother who.."
'whats up'
there ya go