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Sega returns with teh PSP killer!!1!
« on: March 06, 2006, 12:02:12 PM »
Edit: Oops, sorry wrong section. Can we move this to the other systems area?


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RE: Sega returns with teh PSP killer!!1!
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2006, 12:17:13 PM »
BUILT IN 8-BIT SEGA GAMES!?!?!?! OMG!!!! I WANT!!!!
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RE: Sega returns with teh PSP killer!!1!
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2006, 12:26:44 PM »
PSP is teh d00m3d!!!1one  
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2006, 12:35:53 PM »
No... Ironically enough this might be the best place for it...
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2006, 12:38:18 PM »
12 built in games, it's already got 6 times the number of worthwhile games as the PSP.

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RE: Sega returns with teh PSP killer!!1!
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2006, 12:41:25 PM »
8-bit games?  Geez, Sega can't even get this right.  It was Sega's 16-bit games that were a big deal.  Who cares about Sega Master System games?

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RE:Sega returns with teh PSP killer!!1!
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2006, 12:55:41 PM »
Actually, most of these are Genesis games toned down. Behold!


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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2006, 01:04:22 PM »
And more movies.
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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2006, 01:06:15 PM »
Oh. For a second I was actually excited.
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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2006, 01:39:03 PM »
"Actually, most of these are Genesis games toned down. Behold!"

Actually I think they're Game Gear games.

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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2006, 02:57:10 PM »
I think your right Ian, Game Gear games. Which means it's backwards compatible! Well forget the games anyway. Sega, like Sony, knows what the cool kids want a handheld gaming system for: Movies, Music and Jpegs. It even plays full size dvds!  

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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2006, 03:06:32 PM »
Oh, wait, it actually plays dvds?

Then I don't understand the system design at all. If it's a serious portable dvd player, why are they desigining it to appeal to 8 year olds?
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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2006, 04:12:53 PM »
Because 8 year old parents are still gullible.  Thank back and remember how much harder it was to get things when you become 12 or even 10.  When you think about it like that you realize that

"Hey it was easier".
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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2006, 04:42:59 PM »
i think  sega  should  try  just a  bit harder...if it  hd  a  handheld as powerful as dreamcast(not ps2) with a  screen  just as  big as the psp or ds..with  touch abilities,  plus  the huge library of games...and  was backwards  compatable with  gamegear it  could be killer
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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2006, 05:00:59 PM »
guys read the pge its nto even MADE by Sega its a liscensed product, just like thier TV Game plug N pLay Genesis they released last year.  Thisis all a part of Segas strategy of rebuilding thier image and brand recognition before re-entering console market, which they evenb said was thier plan ever since canceling DC.  
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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2006, 07:01:21 PM »
omg if they do anything bad to Ristar i'll kill them, period.
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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2006, 07:54:36 PM »
dear god they're putting sonic blast on it?  That had to be the worst attempt at a traditional sonic game I've ever played....ever
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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2006, 07:56:13 PM »
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Because 8 year old parents are still gullible. Thank back and remember how much harder it was to get things when you become 12 or even 10. When you think about it like that you realize that

Right. That's why they don't make portable dvd players for 8 year olds. They make portable 'PortaVid' players that only play 20 dollar 'PortaVid' discs.
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RE: Sega returns with teh PSP killer!!1!
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2006, 12:35:31 AM »
Well, this thing clearly beats the PSP in every respect. I mean, who uses the PSP for more than movies or emulation?

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RE:Sega returns with teh PSP killer!!1!
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2006, 04:58:38 AM »
PSP is already teh d00mxzored.  But now dis badass will beat it in its d00omednessorzisrioxs!