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Offline Karl Castaneda #2

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I found a possum in my garbage can...
« on: February 28, 2006, 04:26:20 PM »
The outside garbage can, of course. It looked at me with the face of a thousand demons and then went back to eating what was left of that week's trash. I thought about getting it out, but I was too impressed by the fact that, not only was the garbage can still up, the top was still on. Honestly, if he wants it that bad, I commend him for his effort.

I almost feel like I should buy the little guy a beer.
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RE: I found a possum in my garbage can...
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2006, 05:13:03 PM »
No one likes a drunk opossum.

(Possoms live in Australia, after all.)
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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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RE:I found a possum in my garbage can...
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2006, 05:38:15 PM »
I found a rather large possum hanging from my fence, it was dead by the time I found it



it did make a good possum stew though
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RE:I found a possum in my garbage can...
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2006, 05:58:14 PM »


Closest I could find
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RE: I found a possum in my garbage can...
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2006, 06:13:52 PM »
Well, that's a lot less work for the garbage man.
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RE: I found a possum in my garbage can...
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2006, 06:28:28 PM »
Wait till you see an Armadillo They can rollup like a basketball and float on water. Coolest lil creature
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RE:I found a possum in my garbage can...
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2006, 07:10:48 PM »
We have a possum living in our wall at the moment. It chewed through our phone line last week..
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RE: I found a possum in my garbage can...
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2006, 09:25:37 PM »
Opossums are usually friendlier about raiding your trash can. They don't knock everything over to get what they want. Now, those damned raccoons... THEY'RE the bastards who knock your cans over, usually after you put your left over chicken bones and grease into the can. Friggin' raccoons. I remember thinking they were the coolest animal in the world when I played SMB3. Now I want them DEAD.  
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RE:I found a possum in my garbage can...
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2006, 11:31:10 PM »
I almost ran over two of them tonite if that makes you you happy
I swerved out of the way at eh last second though(stupid raccoons).

*If I knew you wanted them dead, maybe i wouldn't have swerved *  
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RE: I found a possum in my garbage can...
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2006, 11:53:34 PM »
You're not supposed to swerve at all. Who taught you road safety?
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RE:I found a possum in my garbage can...
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2006, 11:57:27 PM »
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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
You're not supposed to swerve at all. Who taught you road safety?

Actually they were near a parked car and I was puposely driving towards them
But I got a sudden case of conscience(not sure where from) and decided to not have to wash my car tomorrow
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RE:I found a possum in my garbage can...
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2006, 11:03:09 AM »
Little known fact...

In "The Princess Bride", Cary Elwes wasn't wrestling with a puppet but a live New England possum (looks like it was the runt of the litter, too).




If the garbage can was still there, it wasn't a NE possum.
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