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Offline MaryJane

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Perrin Kaplan
« on: February 25, 2006, 07:21:47 AM »
Anyone else think she's hot? She always gives the best interviews too.
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RE: Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2006, 08:06:10 AM »
This is a Funhouse thread, through and through.
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RE:Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2006, 08:12:57 AM »
I much prefer whoever the hell this is:



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RE: Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2006, 08:15:18 AM »
Looks like J Allard to me.
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RE: Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2006, 08:17:00 AM »
Umm... would you walk around in a suit jacket and no shirt?  The dry cleaning bills would be terrible.
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RE: Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2006, 08:18:30 AM »
I'm much more interested in seeing what she looks like after she drops the jacket off. You know what I'm sayin'?

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RE: Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2006, 08:19:31 AM »
So much for trying to redirect this train wreck.
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RE:Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2006, 08:25:09 AM »
sorry for my noobness and putting thread in wrong place.

that j allard chick is hot but perrin has that "i'm a mom but i'll still rock your world in bed" look going for her. great smile too
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RE: Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2006, 08:27:55 AM »
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RE:Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2006, 09:10:13 AM »
I never seen any pics of Perrin Kaplan so what does she look like? I only know what Reggie looks like cuz his face is all over Nintendo.com lateley.  



I just wish Nintendo woudl get thier old management staff back, those guys who ussherd in the NES/SNES/N64 success seamed to knwo a lot more than most of the new guys.


Reggie, and I say this not to offend, but he is all talk. I dont liek how he acts like they are still number one and talks all big when they really are on thier last leg if the rev fails.


Iwata acts like he just doesnt have the aggressive nature that yamauchi had, sure they caused problems in the past with thier bully tactics but they were more succesfull when they werre more aggressive.


Kaplan, form what i read her say, is the most promising because she is realistic and down to earth, she seams to understand that the new games really are goign to appeal to non tarditional gamers, which maybe is why she is even there to test the game son if she like them maybe other girl gamers will jump on board, hmmm something to ponder.



Anyways those are my obvervatons and I could be wrong but still I miss the days when Nintendo commercials wee plastered everywhere and Nintendo logos and pictures showed up on MT Dew bottles and Nickelodeon and etc gave away Nintendo systems as prizes, and people never said they were goong to play vidoe games they just said theyw ere going to play
Nintendo games.


I think the Rev has the greatest potential out of the 3 systems and I think it can acchieve unprecedented success, but only if the executive leadership deosnt screw up.


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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2006, 09:16:58 AM »
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I never seen any pics of Perrin Kaplan so what does she look like? I only know what Reggie looks like cuz his face is all over Nintendo.com lateley.  



I just wish Nintendo woudl get thier old management staff back, those guys who ussherd in the NES/SNES/N64 success seamed to knwo a lot more than most of the new guys.


Reggie, and I say this not to offend, but he is all talk. I dont liek how he acts like they are still number one and talks all big when they really are on thier last leg if the rev fails.


Iwata acts like he just doesnt have the aggressive nature that yamauchi had, sure they caused problems in the past with thier bully tactics but they were more succesfull when they werre more aggressive.


Kaplan, form what i read her say, is the most promising because she is realistic and down to earth, she seams to understand that the new games really are goign to appeal to non tarditional gamers, which maybe is why she is even there to test the game son if she like them maybe other girl gamers will jump on board, hmmm something to ponder.



Anyways those are my obvervatons and I could be wrong but still I miss the days when Nintendo commercials wee plastered everywhere and Nintendo logos and pictures showed up on MT Dew bottles and Nickelodeon and etc gave away Nintendo systems as prizes, and people never said they were goong to play vidoe games they just said theyw ere going to play
Nintendo games.


I think the Rev has the greatest potential out of the 3 systems and I think it can acchieve unprecedented success, but only if the executive leadership deosnt screw up.




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RE: Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2006, 12:41:46 PM »
Hey let's get back on topic here.


 
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2006, 12:42:36 PM »
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I feel it my duty to counter-attack this horror with something horribl....y cute!



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RE: Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2006, 12:45:16 PM »
I sat next to Perrin up in Seattle.  Does that make me special?
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RE: Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2006, 01:18:20 PM »
Did Reggie teach her to be hip or something?  I don't remember her hair like that in past years.
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RE: Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2006, 06:25:19 PM »
MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!
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« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2006, 06:43:53 PM »
ok so um she really isnt that attractive then ok.  
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RE: Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2006, 10:15:39 PM »
You know that thing Bill has with Bridget? Replace 'Bridget' with 'Perrin Kaplan' and replace 'Bill' with 'me'.

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« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2006, 10:55:09 PM »
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In true Nintendo form, Perrin used her Game Boy Advance as her focal point, playing Donkey Kong Country while going through labor.
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RE: Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2006, 06:11:43 AM »
I made this a while ago in an attempt to imitate Infernal Moneky <3











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RE:Perrin Kaplan
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2006, 08:20:52 AM »
that sweater really accentuates her rack.
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