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RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #50 on: March 11, 2006, 08:53:01 PM »
Sorry, I had to bump this after finding THIS pic...



I think this one wins on creepiness factor alone. These women look like living skeletons...
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RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #51 on: March 11, 2006, 09:33:52 PM »
Now, is this because of the 'meth' or because of the lifestyle associated with it?
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RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #52 on: March 13, 2006, 07:31:32 AM »
I'd guess both, but I think only the meth can do that sort of thing to someone's face.
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RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #53 on: March 13, 2006, 08:17:49 AM »
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I think this one wins on creepiness factor alone. These women look like living skeletons...

Then obviously you havn't seen the pain series, this isn't even in the same league, not even close.

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RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2006, 09:04:15 AM »


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RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #55 on: March 13, 2006, 10:32:35 AM »
I've seen pain5.jpg, but the empty vacant stare of these women is, IMO, a level of creepiness that even mangled penises don't reach.
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RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #56 on: March 13, 2006, 12:25:41 PM »
I saw a video of a man cutting his genitalia apart.
Wasn't that gross.
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RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2006, 12:34:13 PM »
I'm glad I'm not good enough at the internet to encounter such things.
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RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #58 on: March 13, 2006, 12:36:17 PM »
pain5 is just a mangled penis?  That doesn't sound so bad.
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RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #59 on: March 13, 2006, 01:48:15 PM »
unless.... it's YOUR PENIS!!! dum dum dum
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RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #60 on: March 13, 2006, 05:53:34 PM »
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pain5 is just a mangled penis?  That doesn't sound so bad.


That and more, but it's more gross than creepy, I think.
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RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #61 on: April 09, 2006, 06:54:04 PM »
Here we go...

I have a sick, sick mind.  So I commonly think of awful things and (typically) make people choose between one of two cases or such.

Today, I think I came up with the worst idea ever.
WARNING!!!

What follows is a very sicking and depraved post.  Do not read it.  Period.  Just take my word that it is the worst thing that can be posted without getting me banned.  In fact, there's still a chance that something like this could get me banned, so I'm going to again ask all mods not to read the following post.  Mind you, the following post is 100% not meant to be taken seriously (except for the part about y'all donating to St. Jude's - you should do that), but seriously, it's really, really sick.  Really, don't read it.


Taking pictures of, say, 8 year old girls and boys, in the nude, is illegal - child pornography.

Now, if the 8 year olds are dead, they're still 8 years old - and nude photos of them would still be illegal.

But, let's say we can have these corpses perfectly preserved for 10 years - and presto, they're over 18 - and thus it would be legal to take nude photos of the bodies.

The idea is to create a website of 100% legal child-like porn.  
All of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (Probably the absolute best charitiable cause ever and one that I do seriously donate to and would highly reccomend everyone else doing the same)

I was also considering attaching stings to the bodies to create "sex" videos.  Then, I considered letting live people have sex with the corpses for video.  Finally, I decided on both.
 
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RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #62 on: April 09, 2006, 09:15:58 PM »
Isn't storing human corpses for 10 years without disposing of them illegal?

Elephantiasis is really freaking gross. Especially the scrotal version.

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RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #63 on: April 09, 2006, 09:36:39 PM »
maggots are pretty gross...
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RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #64 on: April 10, 2006, 05:09:41 AM »
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Isn't storing human corpses for 10 years without disposing of them illegal?


I'm sure there's some country where it wouldn't be illegal.
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RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #65 on: April 10, 2006, 08:31:20 AM »
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maggots are pretty gross...


After seeing that you made me want to look up that video of the breast worms. It made me cringe to see worms burrowing through the flesh of a womans breast.

but you're gonna have to look up the video on your own, someone e-mailed it to me.

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RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #66 on: April 10, 2006, 04:37:41 PM »
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maggots are pretty gross...

You need to floss wandering.
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RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #67 on: April 10, 2006, 06:06:04 PM »
I wasn't sure who this ad was aimed towards until I read I read Uncle Bob's thoughts posted above.



Now this might not be gross at first sight, but if you think about what they are saying, you will realize that who ever gave the O.K. on this ad should have not only been fired, but be locked away in a very bad place for an undeterminable amount of time.

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RE: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #68 on: April 10, 2006, 06:38:15 PM »
You'll be glad to know that the ad was fake... I looked into it...
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RE:The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #69 on: April 10, 2006, 06:40:22 PM »
That's what I thought, no-one would be that stupid.
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Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #70 on: June 22, 2011, 09:50:44 PM »
I just saw pics and video of something that has left me sick to my stomach. I've been pretty desensitized
by the internet, but OMG WTF is wrong with people!!?

Look up Krokodil
It's a new drug in Russia that is a cheap alternative to heroine. Addicts have a life span of 2 years. Causes green scaly skin and often amputation is necessary.

look up "Коаксил" on youtube or "koaksil" on daily motion if you want videos.
"krododil drug" on google if you want a few pics instead.

I honestly don't know how these people are still alive in this condition. And none of what you see will be for the squeemish or faint of heart. You have been warned. Also everything is NSFW or Anyone for that matter, but I think that went without saying.




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« Reply #71 on: June 23, 2011, 12:10:59 AM »
God dammit. I wish I had done my drug essay on THAT drug.

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Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #72 on: December 06, 2011, 10:58:41 PM »



No matter how many times I see it, it looks like the hand is somehow turned palm side up. there is no way that hand is not possessed!!

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Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #73 on: December 06, 2011, 11:05:26 PM »
That is quite a talent. 

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Re: The Grossest Thing You can Post without being Banned
« Reply #74 on: December 07, 2011, 12:15:37 AM »
i can almost do that, it hurts though, and then i have to pop my joints back into place

edit: yeah like i said I thought it was a clever edit, but now im sure its jsut a freak of nature, and I shouldnt have tried :(
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