Topic: MEGATON PHOENIX WRIGHT SEQUEL ANNOUNCEMENT

[Pryopizm]

[Berto2K]

my subtittle wins!

[S-U-P-E-R]

He's bling blingin'

[ShyGuy]

You had my hopes up

[Smash_Brother]

Phoenix Wright: Your honor, my opponent is a flaming assh*le using a convenient crusade against gaming in an attempt at bolstering his presidential chances, and I can prove it.

Jack Thompson: OBJECTION!!!! Who the HELL do you think you are?!

Judge: Overruled! I want to see where he goes with this. That's quite a claim, Mr. Wright. Do you have evidence to support it?

PS: I do, your honor.

JT: This is an OUTRAGE! Do you have any idea who I am?! Any idea what I've done for the people of this country?!

PW: Your honor, I have here a printed copy of everything Mr. Thompson has ever said on the internet.

Judge (reading): Hmm...goodness...unthinkable...reprehensible!!! You are certain that these are the words of Mr. Thompson, Mr. Wright?

PW: I am, your honor. Everything written in those documents was taken directly from his own statements.

Judge: Mr. Thompson, is this true?

JT: Of course it is! I stand by every word of condemnation I have directed at the developers who have made their money off of corrupting the minds and hearts of our children.

Judge: Hmm, I see. In that case...

*Dramatic pause*
*Flash to picture of Phoenix*
*Flash to picture of Jack*
*Flash to the whole courtroom*

Judge: Bailiff, take Mr. Thompson out to the parking lot and execute him.

*Courtroom explodes in applause*

–SB

[S-U-P-E-R]

-SB

[Smash_Brother]

He's a defense attorney, not a detective.

What would Johnnie Cochran be doing looking for evidence?

[PIAC]

Quote
Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
He's a defense attorney, not a detective.

What would Johnnie Cochran be doing looking for evidence?

-SB

[Smash_Brother]