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Offline S-U-P-E-R

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Stay away from Russian dogs
« on: December 05, 2005, 10:49:32 PM »
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But perhaps the most inventive use of man's best friend to kill man's worst enemy was in World War II, with the introduction of the anti-tank dog. Anti-tank dogs were another Russian invention, of course, and worked on the theory that if you always feed a dog underneath a tank, underneath a tank is the first place that they'll head towards on the battlefield. Logically speaking, if the dog was wearing a suicide bomber outfit at the same time, you'd have a pretty nifty weapon on your hands. That was the theory anyway. In practice, these Russian dogs were trained by placing Russian dog food under Russian tanks, meaning that you can probably guess the floor in the plan. In 1942, after these rapscallious hounds forced an entire Russian tank division into retreat, the anti-tank dog was retired from service.


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RE: Stay away from Russian dogs
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2005, 09:06:29 AM »
That is funny as hell.
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RE: Stay away from Russian dogs
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2005, 09:51:52 AM »
"you can probably guess the floor in the plan."

err flaw but still funny except to the dogs
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RE: Stay away from Russian dogs
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2005, 10:01:03 AM »
Poor dogs... ;_;
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RE: Stay away from Russian dogs
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2005, 10:18:38 AM »
That site is awesome, but that has to be the best excerpt.
Holy crap.  Just. . . holy crap.

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RE: Stay away from Russian dogs
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2005, 10:39:53 PM »
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“...there are those who would...say, '...If I could just not have to work everyday...that would be the most wonderful life in the world.' They don't know life. Because what makes life mean something is purpose.  The battle. The struggle.  Even if you don't win it.” - Richard M. Nixon

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Re: Stay away from Russian dogs
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2015, 11:58:22 PM »
Whoever said, "Cheaters never win" must've never met Khushrenada.