Topic: The best April Fools jokes of 05

[nemo_83]

Ever since the day EGM told us we could play as past Bonds on Goldeneye the April Fools joke has become a holiday of misinformation in the gaming industry.  This year it seems to have truly grown with stories that gamers dream of happening.  Some of those dreams could be nightmares, like the one about the Metroid movie.  That one was scary.

My favorite this year has to be the one about Ubisoft buying Rare from MS, and Nintendo attaining exclusive rights to GTA for Revolution.  What a fantasy.  I almost fell for it too.

[PaLaDiN]

There's really been nothing so far that could fool a healthy dose of skepticism.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I'm too lazy to transfer everything into a quote so here you go

Gaming April Fools Wrap-Up

Its in another forum and I really didn't feel like copy/pasting every single link and then cover phrasing them just for everyone else's convience

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There's really been nothing so far that could fool a healthy dose of skepticism.

As much as I refused to believe it the IGN.cube had me very pissed & confused w/ the metroid movie story
Ewe Boll - he should be banned from film making already

[Aussie Ben PGC]

I loved the GameSpot Katamari Damacy movie starring The Rock and directed by John Woo.  Also, the Clippy the Office Assistant Platformer for the Next-Generation Xbox.  Oh, and the special "Shrek 2 Edition" of Soul Calibur 2 for GameCube made me laugh, too.

[Bill Aurion]

All the jokes this year absolutely sucked...

[KDR_11k]

Clippy deserves his own game! Well, maybe not, it'd be a bit disappointing if you couldn't kill Jar Jar as well...

[Artimus]

The XBOX slim one was very good.

[ruby_onix]

IGN-PSP actually got me with their report on Metal Gear Coitus, an offbeat Tokimeki Memorial-style game starring Snake.

I wasn't really paying attention, and momentarily forgot that there's absolutely zero chance in hell that we're ever going to see a TokiMemo game in America, on any console, which... has almost no bearing on a game like this getting announced in Japan.

I finally clued in when I saw the screenshot, and I almost laughed out loud.

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Crawling through vent shafts and disguising himself inside baskets of laundry delicates, he must hide in the shadows to not be caught as a 'peeper' and cause an 'Alert' level.

[nemo_83]

I read one on Nintendo.com about Halo on DS.  

[Savior]

Xplays one Meet the Sess?

[GamecubeBoy05]

i herd that the rock is a homosexual. so is ven Diesel.

[Nephilim]

the story about the man who jumped on a ton of turtles, and blamed Mario for it
The story photo was classic

[nickmitch]

That was just a joke on Ellen, GamecubeBoy.