Topic: A Zelda, staring Zelda?

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

THE Gannon: "Link, I am teh evil."

Hylian Boy-Toy: "The pointy end of this sword belongs in your forehead."

*SUPER CLIMACTIC BATTLEZ*

"The END.  Thanks for playing.  Presented by Nintendo."

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"Jaws" was scary because the shark didn't really have a lot of screen time.  Spielberg filmed the original in such a way to tap into audiences' fear of the unknown.  The presence of the shark was obvious, but by not showing much of the fishy, the viewers' anticipations were being played with, letting the tension originate in their own minds rather than a direct influence of terrifying on-screen imagery.  This also prevented the novelty of the "monster" from being diluted throughout the film (considering the other films of the time), so when you did get a good look at Mr. Teethy Sushi, there was still reason to be excited.  This stuff was mentioned on A&E's biography of Steven Spielberg.

[kirby_killer_dedede]

All this discussion of pure evil reminds me of that hilarious girls=pure evil thing...

For those who haven't seen it:

We know girls require bothh time and money.  Therefore:
GIRL = TIME x MONEY

And we know that time is money...
TIME = MONEY

Therefore:
GIRL = MONEY (squared)

And we know money is the root of all evil:
MONEY = EVIL

Which must mean:
GIRL = EVIL (squared)

[Djunknown]

I believe "its the LOVE of money that's the root of evil..." if I'm not mistaken....

Nemo, you make good points on memorable evil characters, but remember that Nintendo is not gaming's greatest storyteller. They have one of the best gameplay experiences, but the Big N skimps on good, vibrant storytelling.  When we rack our brains to STILL somehow make all the Zeldas released to fit into some puzzle, somewhere inside you saying is "F this, I'm just going to play the game."

I'd wiegh in if a Ganon(dorf)- Link allaince were to be done, it'd have to be done tastefully. No one expected the Wind Waker to be cel-shaded, so who knows what Shiggy will let Anouma get away with? We'll most likely see a Zelda in her game(Unless they cancel it); the proverbial bets are off.

EDIT: Typos and Grammar.

[odifiend]

kirby: you're math is wrong or you missed the mathematical pun as in root => square root.  Therefore Girl = evil not evil^2.
I think making cel-shaded Zelda is different than making a story where Link and Ganon interact cooperatively.  Both require much creativity, but apples and oranges.

[Rancid Planet]

Girls aren't evil...no wait I'm thining of elves...elves aren't evil.

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

We can conclude that Zelda is evil.  An evil elf-type of girl.

LINK+THEGANNON VS. ZELDA!!

THEY BAND TOGETHER TO FIGHT THE COMMON EVIL AND OVERTHROW THE CORRUPT GRASP OF DESPOTISM!!  POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

[KDR_11k]

Rancid: Never read Pratchett's "Lords and Ladies" then? Shame on you!

Professional: Pah, I'd like a game where you as evil Zelda conquer other nations and put those Gerudos into camps!

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

Ok, then we can revive my ZELDACRAFT WARS: BATTLEFRONT idea.

[Hemmorrhoid]

Maybe Princess Zelda isnt just evil, but also a big fuking dyke, with a long whiplash, tight leather clothes and BIGASS muscles, the classic carpet muncher

Dont you think the Zelda Universe is perfect for for a sophisticated porno plot

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

Strangely, that describes the final boss in Majora's Mask.

[Dasmos]

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Originally posted by: Hemmorrhoid
Maybe Princess Zelda isnt just evil, but also a big fuking dyke, with a long whiplash, tight leather clothes and BIGASS muscles, the classic carpet muncher

Dont you think the Zelda Universe is perfect for for a sophisticated porno plot

That description kinda reminds me of Impa in OoT? Maybe that's were Zelda would get it from

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

Impa knows what "tough love" is all about.

ZERUDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!

[Hemmorrhoid]

Wow, thas actually true, Impa was always very masculine. Unlike Shiek, who felt more like a feminime boy (not surprising since its princess zelda).

I totally forgot about Impa, what a great character, now we know what Shiggy really is into