Author Topic: Lessons in spellcasting (Read 5445 times)

Berny · « **on:** June 21, 2004, 03:32:38 PM »

If you ever fall asleep in class in Japan you may learn a thing or two about spell casting. One boy who did fall asleep learned how to perform the Apology Spell with the help of his school's mage/bitter teacher.

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #1 on:** June 21, 2004, 03:33:43 PM »

That's just plain weird. The last paragraph there is even weirder.

- NintendoFan - · « **Reply #2 on:** June 21, 2004, 03:46:19 PM »

Wow, that's pretty crazy. And having the teacher resume class is even crazier.

Berny · « **Reply #3 on:** June 21, 2004, 03:47:18 PM »

Yeah, boxcutters are the weapon of choice of terrorists, teachers, terrorist-teachers, and little children apparently. Go figure.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #4 on:** June 21, 2004, 03:58:41 PM »

Little girls slashing the throats of other little girls is just wrong. That's worse than the hentai I saw the other day.

And I thought my highschool was bad. YEEESH.

Grey Ninja · « **Reply #5 on:** June 21, 2004, 04:20:25 PM »

I SO want to go to Japan... man, that country just is AWESOME.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #6 on:** June 21, 2004, 05:44:17 PM »

The only thing better than a little girl killing one of her friends with a box cutter is her getting an internet fanbase and a wide, horrible array of fan art.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #7 on:** June 21, 2004, 05:46:31 PM »

Is box cutter a new Pokemon?

evil intentions · « **Reply #8 on:** June 21, 2004, 07:43:55 PM »

The last paragraph is disterbing...Never trust an 11 year old with a boxcutter. My brother is 11 years old.

Reminds me of the 5th book in Harry Potter a bit. Mean old Professer Umbridge.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #9 on:** June 21, 2004, 11:38:35 PM »

I'd ask for two candles and some time alone if the teacher asked me to do that... Now I just need to memorize that summoning spell for Marduk/Yog'Sothoth...

Gremio · « **Reply #10 on:** June 22, 2004, 04:02:35 AM »

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Originally posted by: Berny
If you ever fall asleep in class in Japan you may learn a thing or two about spell casting. One boy who did fall asleep learned how to perform the Apology Spell with the help of his school's mage/bitter teacher.

Talk about strict and cruel punishment for being disrespectful in class. That's one way to make a kid remember never to fall asleep in class again. Interesting that the teacher resumes teaching the class and that the boy stays with the same teacher.

Berny · « **Reply #11 on:** June 22, 2004, 05:05:48 AM »

Yeah, that whole story is just one big bloody mess. I mean seriously, that kid must have been the terror of the school or something if the teacher was prompted to do THAT for falling asleep in class. He's clearly not a first time offender.

Of course now the teacher is coming back this time as the teacher of a Dictatorial Torture Methods Class. I think it's a little funny though because in America you can't even say the word "boxcutter" without a 10 week suspension for plotting the deaths of the staff and students of the school. I hope Japan doesn't go down that road. Those childrens NEED their boxcutters to cut all their boxes! What are they going to do if they can't cut their boxes? Their boxes will cut them! That's what!

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #12 on:** June 22, 2004, 09:02:26 AM »

They need GTO.
GREAT TEACHER ONIZUKA.

Onizuka Eikichi, age 22.

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2004, 10:08:58 AM »

Neh, they should've just let the kid sleep. It's his own education he's wasting. Besides, the kid might have known everything the teacher said anyway. My dad once had a class in high school where he would get A's on all the assignments and tests, but slept constantly (it got the point where my dad would walk in and the teacher would hand him a pass to the library) so the teacher gave him a C.

Berny · « **Reply #14 on:** June 22, 2004, 03:36:53 PM »

Can I have your dad when you're done with him?

evil intentions · « **Reply #15 on:** June 22, 2004, 07:19:11 PM »

My dad and his buddies would leave the class and his teacher wouldn't even know. Talk about a dumb teacher.

Once, my dad and his friend played a trick on my teacher. They were in a classroom 3 stories above the ground, and underneath the window there was a fire escape but you couldn't see it if you looked out the window, and my dad and his friend did an indian cry and jumped out the window landing on the fire escape.

And he tells me I'm bad...

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2004, 10:28:41 AM »

Whoa, crazy. Seems like a pretty good idea, though, as far as ideas go.

My friend murk wants to have a little Japanese girl to imitate him and do all the stuff he doesn't want to do. I'll have to warn him about their throat slicing tendencies.

Jale · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23, 2004, 10:46:16 AM »

Meh you think that teacher is bad? One teacher at my school is in prison for kiddy-fiddling and my RS teacher told a class to kick this little boy if he dropped any water from a teaspoon.

Let's just ban box cutters and be done with it.

evil intentions · « **Reply #18 on:** June 23, 2004, 11:09:54 AM »

I remember in preschool a kid pinched me and I told on him and the teacher told me to just deal with it. I hated her after that. (It's funny now)

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #19 on:** June 23, 2004, 05:36:23 PM »

Heh.

As for Jale. . . whenever I hear about some teacher hitting on students of any sort, I think of that scene from Family Guy where the teacher puts a note on the girls desk: Do you like me?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Maybe
And then he gets to the front of the class, finishing his lecture, and a smirk slowly crawls onto his face.
So I start laughing whenever people talk about pedophiles.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #20 on:** June 25, 2004, 12:41:16 PM »

This one time, in preschool, this girl pushed me when we were coloring and I fell out of my chair. I ratted her ass to the teacher and got her in trouble.

And then just last year she moved from a 6th grade math class into ours and still got better grades than me.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #21 on:** June 25, 2004, 12:44:36 PM »

God made you stupid for ratting her out. You got what you deserved

Jale · « **Reply #22 on:** June 25, 2004, 01:15:33 PM »

This guy was a bit creepy. We all kina knew.

What was funny with the child abuse one was that it was much over hyped in the papers (we're suposed to be a respectable school) and one paper made a fake interview up and got a picture of some random guy who wasn't even the teacher. That's probably because the only picture of him looks very nice and angelic which is funny because hes a total arse. The only interesting thing he ever did was throw his desk across the room, breaking it, to illustrate that actions speak louder than words.

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Author Topic: Lessons in spellcasting (Read 5445 times)