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Originally posted by: ThePerm
iv lived with my gf for 8 months....anyways..she broke up with me, is now my ex, hates me, and is moving out.
she used to love playing dr mario and mario party. that gets old after a while though
HOLD IT!
(phoenix wright music begins playing in the background)
"lived with your girlfriend for 8 months"?!
Your honor, in his prior testamony Mr. ThePerm claimed to be and I quote,"a 22 year old virgin."
(Edgeworth looks stunned, obligatory slashing noise is made)
Are we expected to believe that Mr. ThePerm has had a live-in girlfriend for 8 months and yet remains a virgin?
(Judge looks stunned, audience starts mumbling to itself, gavel bangs)
(wagging my finger and smirking)
How about it... Mr. ThePerm? Care to explain the contradiction?