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General Gaming / Re: Backlaugust 2026 - (Splatoon) Raiding the Backlog
« Last post by broodwars on Today at 06:52:49 PM »
On the subject of Unfinished Business, let me take care of one of mine here that's been a long time coming but couldn't make time for it during the event:









Yes, I've finally platinumed Puppeteer on my PS3. I remembered really enjoying this game back in the day, and I really enjoy it now. IMO, Puppeteer is one of the best Sony 1st party games on the PS3, and that's saying something since that's when Sony still gave a damn about their 1st party games. It was also the last great Sony Japan Studios game before their dissolution, as their next major projects were the Knack games and assisting on other team's projects.

Puppeteer is an extremely simple 2D platformer, and a pretty easy one as well if you don't care about unlocking the game's secrets. At its heart, it's extremely similar to a modern Kirby game: your puppet Kutaro loses a head every time he gets hit and each head can perform a special action at some point in each of the game's 7 acts (3 stages each). Sure, if you just want to get to the end of the stages you won't find much difficulty, but unlocking bonus stages and special routes requires careful management of what heads you have equipped, which heads you're picking up; and making sure you're not losing any to enemies and stage hazards.

The game is presented as a fantasy stage play performed by a cast of mediocre actors and one hell of an effects team, with backdrops; props; stage lights; and an ever-present audience cheering on the proceedings. In some ways, Princess Peach Showtime felt like it captured some of the charm of this game, but IMO it didn't commit to the "bit" as thoroughly as Puppeteer does. Stephen Greif really ties the experience together as the omniscient narrator. Characters in the game will often turn to him, Winnie-the-Pooh-esque, to criticize how he's characterizing them or telling the story. Hell, there are times in the game where the narrator just completely fanboys out about certain topics like his love of giant robots or random trivia when you activate a bonus stage with a completely off-the-wall setup.

The game's main gimmick are the magical scissors Calibrus, which allow you to snip; slide; and tear your way across the backdrop like a cardboard-infused Yoshi game to close gaps and take giant bosses literally apart at the seams. If you can conceivably cut it, you can use it as a temporary platform, and the game uses that to great and surprisingly varied effect. It's pretty impressive how much variety Japan Studios stuffed into the game. One minute, you might be doing a top-down race against 2 boss creatures, only for you to pull a "gun" head in a no-guns zone; get arrested and sent to jail; and then do a timed stealth mini-game where you break out of jail to return to the race as the narrator reads off your crimes like a police dispatcher. And all to return to what's now become forced scrolling horse race where you take turns boarding and sabotaging a train.

That's all 1 level, btw. The boss fights are also surprisingly varied from each other, with each one taking advantage of different mechanics and gimmicks. Hell, 13 years later the Dragon General boss fight still feels genuinely tense and exciting.

I've got to say, this game much have looked amazing back in the day on a 3D TV, as one of the few Sony games built for it. Characters and objects are constantly being shot at or swooping by the camera in exaggerated fashion, not to mention that the levels are built as "sets" stacked back-to-front, with the sets shuffling around and rebuilding themselves as you trigger transition points. Boss fights will frequently have Kutaro snipping through them into the screen or out of it.

If there's one major knock I have against this game, it's that the humor is very much of its time. For every genuinely funny moment, you'll have something intentionally cringe that just gets drawn out in the hopes that beating the joke into the ground will make it funny. It reminds me at times of vintage Doug Walker humor, especially with its love of self-aware humor.

It's a real shame that this PS3 exclusive came out only a few months before the PS4 launched, so it was completely buried. Sony does still like to reference that this game existed from time to time, as expected mostly in the Astro Bot games, but it's never been ported or remastered on any other platform. You can play it on PS+ streaming if you have the Premium subscription for it, and I can see a game like this that doesn't really on split-second timing probably working OK that way...but it's a real shame that Sony never released this game on other platforms considering the trash they DID port.

If you've never played Puppeteer and you still own a PS3, I highly recommend it. The game is a love letter to the theater; imagination; and artistry. I mean, c'mon...the game features a lengthy homage to the Thunderbirds TV series, followed by a battle against a giant crab mecha that ends with a character remarking how they defeated a "Giant Enemy Crab". How could I not love it? :P

Original trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-a7We07Bk
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TalkBack / Re: Ocarina Of Time Remake To Launch November 5
« Last post by Evan_B on Today at 01:04:35 PM »
I’m not feeling it.

I can’t be the only one who feels some of those Castle Town characters looked much worse than the character models for our main cast, right? And outside of the shiny new paint, it feels as if every new addition is cute, but unnecessary. Humming Ocarina tunes doesn’t really justify the tech, sorry. I can’t tell if they tried making the world bigger but considering how tame every aspect of the remake looks on the whole, I can’t imagine it’s much larger.

Overall, eh. I guess this is a nice opportunity to introduce the exact same game to folks, but it’s still Ocarina of Time, which has some fundamental quirks I don’t love. It’s going to need a discount for me to consider it.
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TalkBack / Re: Ocarina Of Time Remake To Launch November 5
« Last post by broodwars on Today at 11:27:07 AM »
I'm not sure how to feel about this unveiling, now that we've finally seen what the game looks like.

What they showed seemed...fine, but not exciting in any way. TBH, the game looks like every "THIS IS WHAT ZELDA WOULD LOOK LIKE IN UNREAL ENGINE 4! DO NOT STEAL!" video I've ever seen. I could take or leave or leave a lot of the stuff they added, like manual jumping and the day/night cycle being even more annoying since the clock never stops now. The voice acting generally sounds good, which after how bad the Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom dubs were is reassuring.

Still, I basically thought the same of the Star Fox remake when they showed that off, so I'll probably like this just fine as well.
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TalkBack / Re: Ocarina Of Time Remake To Launch November 5
« Last post by broodwars on Today at 11:23:49 AM »
Seems like you still can't preorder. Anybody know what the price is?

$70 physical, at least until Walmart does its thing and then Amazon does its thing. Probably $60 on the eShop.
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TalkBack / Re: Ocarina Of Time Remake To Launch November 5
« Last post by M.K.Ultra on Today at 10:55:25 AM »
Seems like you still can't preorder. Anybody know what the price is?
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$60 got my hopes up for a re-imagining. The over-world map looks the same but I feel like the size of Link and the NPC is smaller so everything feels grander but it's still fairly close to the original. $50 would probably been more appropriate but Nintendo seems dead set on creating a $10 Zelda tax.
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Nintendo Gaming / Re: What will Nintendo release in 2026?
« Last post by Khushrenada on Today at 06:25:09 AM »
Some say the game is rigged. That the house always wins. One keeps fighting the power only for the power to keep coming up with ways to shift the goalposts and deny the player their points. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result can only mean that it's time for....

Madness Khushrenada

1. Fortune Street gets a new release for the Switch 2.

2. Mass Effect Trilogy will be coming to the Switch 2.

3. The Xenosaga series of games will be coming to the Switch 2.

4. AI Somnium 3 will be announced for both Switch 1 and 2.

5. A new Animal Crossing spin-off. It will be a mash-up of AC and Style Savvy. You work with the Mabel Sisters in helping create fashion for villagers and become the best boutique in town. Summer of 2027.

6. Pushmo returns with a game announced for Switch 2.

7. Captain Falcon will be in a new game that is to be released in 2027.

Onwards to third parties!

8. Rhythm Thief returns from the dead with a sequel that will be digital only.

9. Persona 6 will be revealed as coming to Switch 2 on the same release date for the PS5/Xbox editions.

10. A Psychonauts collection will be announced as coming to Switch 2.

11. Everyone else’s predictions go to 10. Not Madness Khushrenada. His picks go to 11. He's just so eXtreme! Mother 3 actually releases in North America on the Switch GBA app with a full English translation.
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Nintendo Gaming / Re: What will Nintendo release in 2026?
« Last post by Khushrenada on Today at 06:25:02 AM »
But if you really want to fight power, you can't do it by being safe in houses with your tame predictions. You need to rattle some cages. You need to be brave You need to be...

Bold Khushrenada

1. Duskbloods is delayed to early 2027.

2. A Zelda addition will be coming to the Super Nintendo World Theme Park.

3. Nintendo announces and reveals a new mobile phone game.

4. Nintendo reveals a new exercise game (a la Wii Fit, Ring Fit Adventure) and it comes with a special peripheral.

5. Metroid Prime 2 Remastered is announced with a release date.

6. Four Swords Adventures is released for the GC Switch 2 Library without the need for GBAs to play online multiplayer with.

7. Splatoon 4 will be confirmed as being in development.

Let's dive into the world of third party releases:

8. Starfield will be announced as being ported to Switch 2.

9. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 will be announced as getting a Switch 2 port for 2027.

10. A new Ace Attorney game is revealed and given a 2027 release window.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: What will Nintendo release in 2026?
« Last post by Khushrenada on Today at 06:24:45 AM »
Yeah I know I forgot to post before the cutoff but who cares, at least my predictions will be on the record now.

I'm with you! Fight the power! Why must predictions be done at the start of the year? Isn't it harder to do so when the year is almost up and there is less runway? Let's find out. Hit it, boys!

Safe Khushrenada

1. A new Mario game that is not a sports or party game will be announced.

2. Kirby will also get in on the act of having a new game revealed.

3. There will be at least 3 new Amiibo for the new Ocarina of Time Zelda game.

4. There will be a special edition Zelda themed Switch 2.
 
5. Nintendo will reveal another IP is being adapted to a non-gaming medium (i.e. Movie / TV series).

6. Pokemon Wind/Water will release in the first half of 2027.

7. Another Game Console’s (i.e. Game Boy, Game Gear, Neo Geo, etc) games are added to the Expansion + subscription.

8. Splatoon Raiders DLC is announced and shown.

Let's switch it up to third parties.

9. Square-Enix will unveil a new IP RPG for the Switch 2 to come out in 2027.

10. Professor Layton and the World of Steam will be pushed back to a 2027 release date.

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NWR Forums ID Verification / Re: Has anyone tried CRZ YOGA leggings
« Last post by Khushrenada on Today at 01:25:51 AM »
Greetings, I've been searching for some good leggings recently. Someone mentioned these high quality activewear yoga pants from CRZ Yoga, specifically their well-known Butterluxe tights lineup. I am checking how to find these CRZ YOGA butterluxe tights and sports bras online.

You know, this highlights a real problem I have with the internet. I've been saying for years now that there needs to be a better way to find things online. If only there was some kind of site that a person could type in a request and it would search the internet and come up with all sorts of results on that searched term to help you find where these items might be sold. This current method of having to check into every 25 year old forum you can find on the internet and hope someone in that community has the answer is just so much work.

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In addition, does anyone know where to find these CRZ YOGA activewear pieces or whether their sizing holds up? I really liked their Butterluxe leggings design because the material feels super soft all day. If anyone knows who sells the best options with a fabric comparisons, I would appreciate the advice!

Well, buddy, did you ever come to the right place on the internet. Half of the posters here work in the sweatshops that help make the leggings! Quite a few of them have even smuggled themselves into a shipment of Butterluxe leggings in order to flee those horrible working conditions and find a better life in a different country. They can attest to the comfort these leggings provide as they felt that super soft feeling hold up all day of being hidden amongst them in the shipping crates. However, it has been noted that super soft feeling will begin to degrade the more they are exposed to human waste over a short period of time but, so far, analysis has been unable to find any other comparable fabric able to stay super comfortable in such a condition either. As for where you can find these leggings, just let us know which country you are in and perhaps it will be one of the countries a poster was able to escape to and then they can let you know which stores and parts of the country will carry the brand. If really lucky, they may be able to point out which places to avoid if you don't want the tights or bras that may have been exposed to human waste along with sweat and some other bodily functions.
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