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It's ThePerm Week on the NWR Forums! / Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.

« on: October 08, 2020, 12:28:27 AM »

https://sports.yahoo.com/smart-male-chastity-device-vulnerable-053135255.html

'Smart' male chastity device vulnerable to locking by hackers

A security flaw in an internet-connected male chastity device could allow hackers to remotely lock it -- leaving users trapped, researchers have warned.

The Cellmate, produced by Chinese firm Qiui, is a cover that clamps on the base of the male genitals with a hardened steel ring, and does not have a physical key or manual override.

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General Chat / Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion

« on: October 02, 2020, 11:45:23 PM »

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/nasa-is-launching-an-experimental-23-million-toilet-to-the-space-station-on-thursday-but-its-designers-worry-it-s-too-stinky/ar-BB19m8tM

On Thursday evening, NASA is sending a new, $23 million toilet to the International Space Station.

It's meant as a test: Astronauts on the ISS will test the toilet out before NASA installs an upgraded version on its Orion spaceship, which is slated to fly a crew to the moon as early as 2023.

But Jason Hutt, the Orion spaceship's engineering lead, said there's still one kink with the UWMS: It's too stinky.

Because Orion is only the length of a small powerboat and must house four waste-expelling adults...

-_-

The tests require human noses, so NASA has "certified sniffers" at its White Sands Test Facility in New Mexico. True to their title, these employees are paid to smell the toilets after they've been used to evaluate whether odor-control measures are working.

This is what scientists are doing instead of solving Covid or inventing hoverboards smh

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General Chat / Re: Epic vs. Apple and Google. Title fight!!!!!

« on: August 21, 2020, 06:19:03 PM »

Aw. The people I've killed who were playing on mobile looked absolutely ridiculous. I hope they bring it back soon so I can completely destroy them.

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General Chat / Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion

« on: August 21, 2020, 06:11:14 PM »

When you flick the switch on the door to occupied to automatically frosts the glass so no one can see in or out. (Or at least that's what the person inside thinks.... )

What happens if there's a power outage?

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General Chat / Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion

« on: August 18, 2020, 06:37:03 PM »

Is this the ultimate Japanese innovation? Could the world get any worse?

"Loo with a view: transparent public toilets installed in Tokyo parks"

Yes, you read that right.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/18/loo-with-a-view-transparent-public-toilets-installed-in-tokyo-parks

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It's ThePerm Week on the NWR Forums! / Re: NWR Beautification Committee

« on: August 08, 2020, 06:47:34 PM »

Mouseclicker, Wandering, S-U-P-E-R, Phil, Plugabugz, Dasmos and KDR_11K  Knowsnothing, Miyamoto, Mario, Degullo, Chozo Ghost, Infernal Monkey, Nile Boogie Returns

 

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Announcements / Re: Topic of the Day

« on: July 22, 2020, 02:37:03 PM »

r.i.p.

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General Gaming / Re: zelda timeline~ever notice

« on: July 05, 2020, 03:14:20 AM »

does the Mushroom Kingdom have a Department of Transportation?

the reason I ask is because it doesn't seem like Jolly Roger Bay ever needed a ship in the first place.

point A: a ledge next to a wall

point B: a cave where stalagmites fall over for no reason

then they built a bridge out of blocks to the ship which temporarily activates after you step on a switch; why not just finish the nearly completed bridge with non-magical material? and then they built a canon to launch to the ship (in case you're in a REALLY big hurry?) so you don't even need the bridge, just really good aim. I bet they sunk that ship out of sheer incompetence.

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It's ThePerm Week on the NWR Forums! / Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.

« on: June 24, 2020, 02:35:46 PM »

Read the article and yeah it does have a problem with that and several other problems and has had it since 2016 I want to say. At least since the end of Season 5. 

Wait you have a problem with the show or the people posting the images?

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It's ThePerm Week on the NWR Forums! / Re: I'm not making it up, it's in the NEWZ, DEWD.

« on: June 23, 2020, 09:22:21 PM »

Anyone read the MLP article on The Atlantic? It's on the front page and a real mind-f.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Amazing Deals!

« on: June 13, 2020, 05:08:16 PM »

Beyond Good & Evil and Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time are $3.39 (each) on GOG if you're into that sort of thing. Hit it like it's 2003.

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It's ThePerm Week on the NWR Forums! / Re: Gender and Sexual Majorities: An overview and living in the world as regular

« on: June 05, 2020, 10:12:19 PM »

I have a question!

6. Why would you want to be a guy/girl?

Inquiring minds want to know!

I don't fully understand the question?

I wait for the day Musk liberates us with his Catgirl utopia on Mars.

One of the best sentences of all time.

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It's ThePerm Week on the NWR Forums! / Re: Give 'em the pickle

« on: June 05, 2020, 02:46:11 PM »

14 years later, life imitates [NWR forums] art:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/food-assault/pickle-assault-arrest-729513

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It's ThePerm Week on the NWR Forums! / Gender and Sexual Majorities: An overview and living in the world as regular

« on: June 01, 2020, 08:22:42 PM »

Hey all, thanks for joining a worthy and universal cause.

This is a topic for learning about the straight community and hear about our foibles as we live together on this big blue marble. Please no straight edge jokes; if you want a joke, look at your driver's license.

Now you may be asking yourselves what all these letters mean, so here you go:

s- the 19th letter of the alphabet
t- the 20th letter of the alphabet
r- the 18th letter of the alphabet
a- the 1st letter of the alphabet
i- the 9th letter of the alphabet
g- the 7th letter of the alphabet
h- the 8th letter of the alphabet
t- the 20th letter of the alphabet

A few other terms....

Hetero- it means the same thing but it's in Latin.
Binary- like some kind of old computer code or something.

Feel free to voice your support for our life-giving, family-raising, God-given identity or just say hi.

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General Chat / Re: The COVID-19 Virus is Coming For Us All Thread

« on: May 29, 2020, 03:44:09 PM »

Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?

virus in tech lab
escaped with monkeys

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General Chat / Re: The COVID-19 Virus is Coming For Us All Thread

« on: May 29, 2020, 03:40:31 PM »

Is this real life? Monkeys run away with coronavirus test samples after attacking lab technician in India: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/monkeys-run-away-coronavirus-test-22106238

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General Chat / Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion

« on: May 13, 2020, 04:10:13 PM »

https://www.fastcompany.com/90502942/we-may-have-to-rethink-the-toilet-seat-altogether-how-coronavirus-could-change-bathrooms-for-the-better

How the coronavirus could change bathrooms for the better

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It's ThePerm Week on the NWR Forums! / Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head

« on: April 25, 2020, 03:57:12 PM »

It's trending on Twitter (don't know if it's true yet) but I can't think of a better way to end the jongwalker saga:

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It's ThePerm Week on the NWR Forums! / Re: great idea thread

« on: April 23, 2020, 03:12:38 AM »

flippin' switches.

So this should be a netflix show.

BNM: What've we got here?
gamer with custom Nintendo Switch mods: I've done a few modifications right here in my shop. I've replaced the touch screen with LED lights and re-painted all the buttons with different letters.
BNM: Pretty rad!
[on-screen text]: Resell value: $599 USD

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General Chat / Re: The COVID-19 Virus is Coming For Us All Thread

« on: April 22, 2020, 02:37:13 PM »

Also playing Fortnight or any other hobbies is good so you can take care of your mental health if that does it for you.  Really any distraction or creative thing you are doing at leasts gives you something you are doing which is not directly tied to COVID-19.   

It's making me mad a lot too though, because these rando squadmates are dumb as heck, or have no mics, or are children. So what do I do

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General Chat / Re: The COVID-19 Virus is Coming For Us All Thread

« on: April 21, 2020, 02:40:17 AM »

Social Temporary Distancing sucks. I'm trying to do my part and staying indoors and slaying bots 24/7 in Fortnite but I don't know if it's helping.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Metroid Prime 4

« on: January 04, 2020, 02:05:01 AM »

6 months after their last tweet looking for a MP4 art director, they tweeted out happy new year then returned to their eternal slumber:

https://twitter.com/RetroStudios/status/1212261305815576576

Again... their entire 2019 list of tweets are--

Reggie retires (Feb)
looking to hire developers (Apr)
art director (June)

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It's ThePerm Week on the NWR Forums! / Re: The YouTube Thread.

« on: December 06, 2019, 08:41:44 PM »

The Saga: Star Wars with Tommy Wiseau - The full story. This thing is 19 minutes long and better than all 3 prequels. I died laughing~RIP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M-_PX5WFBc

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TalkBack / Re: Super Mario Maker 2 Update Coming December 5

« on: December 04, 2019, 02:26:55 PM »

"In night mode, Pokey will float through the air"

me, a mario scholar: this is certainly logical, and definitely canon

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It's ThePerm Week on the NWR Forums! / Re: Ya'll some nasty, nasty hoes out there ~ Health Alerts Thread

« on: October 13, 2019, 10:36:04 PM »

Increased number of STDs in Hawaii linked to online dating

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/increased-number-stds-hawaii-linked-003542697.html

Hawaii health officials recorded 7,732 cases of chlamydia in 2018, up from 5,972 cases in 2008. Gonorrhea more than doubled over the past 10 years from 611 to 1,496 cases. Syphilis infections increased to 180 cases from 38 a decade ago, officials said.

More connections with many more people are made rapidly through online dating services, officials said.

"That sets the stage for the infections to be spread," Hasty said. "Lack of regular screenings or routine screenings contributes to increasing rates."

Also, being a dirty, filthy hoe is a major contributing factor, but they never seem to mention it in these articles.  Weird.