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Offline Stratos

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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2009, 01:41:22 AM »
Your obsession with mops tipped us off to your cleanly nature, methinks.
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2009, 12:37:32 PM »
Quote from: Stratos on October 18, 2009, 01:41:22 AM
Your obsession with mops tipped us off to your cleanly nature, methinks.

Yeah.. who else starts a thread about trasditional mops vs swiffers
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2009, 02:22:37 PM »
Yeah, but I don't see how that translates into being a clean freak. I just like to have clean floors because I like to walk around barefoot, and I don't want the bottoms of my feet to turn black.
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2009, 03:04:18 PM »
Quote from: Mop_it_up on October 18, 2009, 02:22:37 PM
Yeah, but I don't see how that translates into being a clean freak. I just like to have clean floors because I like to walk around barefoot, and I don't want the bottoms of my feet to turn black.

It was good enough for Jesus.
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2009, 06:16:17 PM »
Quote from: EasyCure on October 18, 2009, 03:04:18 PM
Quote from: Mop_it_up on October 18, 2009, 02:22:37 PM
Yeah, but I don't see how that translates into being a clean freak. I just like to have clean floors because I like to walk around barefoot, and I don't want the bottoms of my feet to turn black.

It was good enough for Jesus.

But remember that Jesus also walked around on water so it must have washed his dirty feet. So, Mop it up, flood your floors and your feet will always be washed clean. ;)
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2009, 06:46:20 PM »
Quote from: Stratos on October 18, 2009, 06:16:17 PM
Quote from: EasyCure on October 18, 2009, 03:04:18 PM
Quote from: Mop_it_up on October 18, 2009, 02:22:37 PM
Yeah, but I don't see how that translates into being a clean freak. I just like to have clean floors because I like to walk around barefoot, and I don't want the bottoms of my feet to turn black.

It was good enough for Jesus.

But remember that Jesus also walked around on water so it must have washed his dirty feet. So, Mop it up, flood your floors and your feet will always be washed clean. ;)

PERFECT! then she can mop it all up after
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2009, 06:53:05 PM »
That was some 2000 years ago. Times have changed. Why leave something dirty if you have the power to clean it?
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2009, 07:17:26 PM »
Quote from: Mop_it_up on October 18, 2009, 06:53:05 PM
That was some 2000 years ago. Times have changed. Why leave something dirty if you have the power to clean it?

lack of will power?
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2009, 02:54:40 AM »
Quote from: EasyCure on October 18, 2009, 07:17:26 PM
Quote from: Mop_it_up on October 18, 2009, 06:53:05 PM
That was some 2000 years ago. Times have changed. Why leave something dirty if you have the power to clean it?

lack of will power?

Too lazy.
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2009, 08:37:57 AM »
Quote from: Stratos on October 19, 2009, 02:54:40 AM
Quote from: EasyCure on October 18, 2009, 07:17:26 PM
Quote from: Mop_it_up on October 18, 2009, 06:53:05 PM
That was some 2000 years ago. Times have changed. Why leave something dirty if you have the power to clean it?

lack of will power?

Too lazy.

its considered art?
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2009, 05:07:48 AM »
http://www.gogirlenergy.com/

way to miss a demographic, when i saw it in stores I thought it was a total failure..your missing 50% of customers. I read the website and apparently there is a good cause behind it...but they fail because I never got close enough to the cans to notice any ribbons(and i still don't think there are)
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2009, 09:22:15 AM »
Why do women always want to be barefoot?
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2009, 11:31:06 AM »
I'm guessing it's instinctual.

Back in the day, men wanted to keep their women barefoot and pregnant.
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2009, 01:11:01 PM »
Quote from: ShyGuy on October 24, 2009, 09:22:15 AM
Why do women always want to be barefoot?

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 24, 2009, 11:31:06 AM
I'm guessing it's instinctual.

Back in the day, men wanted to keep their women barefoot and pregnant.

Because if women put on shoes their feet wouldn't hurt when they walk away..

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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2009, 02:20:30 PM »
Because if women weren't barefoot, they'd leave the house instead of cleaning the god damn kitchen!

/sexist
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #40 on: October 24, 2009, 02:32:12 PM »
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 24, 2009, 02:20:30 PM
Because if women weren't barefoot, they'd leave the house instead of cleaning the god damn kitchen!

/sexist

Because if women weren't barefoot, they'd end up poking your eyes out with their heels when they throw their feet up in the air!

/misogynist
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #41 on: October 24, 2009, 02:38:12 PM »
Making babies and keeping house, it what they were designed to do.

/chauvinist


snort snort oink oink

/pig

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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #42 on: October 24, 2009, 03:24:29 PM »
Quote from: EasyCure on October 24, 2009, 02:32:12 PM
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 24, 2009, 02:20:30 PM
Because if women weren't barefoot, they'd leave the house instead of cleaning the god damn kitchen!

/sexist

Because if women weren't barefoot, they'd end up poking your eyes out with their heels when they throw their feet up in the air!

/misogynist

Because if women weren't barefoot, they'd be able to reach into my liquor cabinet.

/misogynist
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #43 on: October 24, 2009, 03:42:01 PM »
I knew a guy that once said girls were only good for cookin', cleanin' and conceivin'. He told that to a female friend of mine who is rather feminist and she beat the snot out of him. He no longer says it.
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2009, 04:16:21 PM »
lol I've seen women beat the **** out of men before...well actually only once...and she did have a knife. Anyway....

If you really want to have some fun, next time you're at a party, go around asking the girls what is the best thing they can cook. I find it very informative.
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #45 on: October 24, 2009, 08:00:37 PM »
You guy's are feeding the bears.
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #46 on: October 24, 2009, 09:22:07 PM »
speaking of women and shoes...whats with the obsession with always having more?...were they so barefoot for so many generations that the idea of shoes because that much more appealing?

SUCCESS IN ADVERTISING, as we speak of womens role as barefoot and pregnant on this page the advertising switches to devry and other college adds displaying women and telling them that they can get a degree and get ahead
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #47 on: October 24, 2009, 09:33:44 PM »
Women.... America's new black

/chauvinistic racist
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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #48 on: October 24, 2009, 09:42:03 PM »
Quote from: Caterkiller on October 24, 2009, 08:00:37 PM
You guy's are feeding the bears.

eh?

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 24, 2009, 09:33:44 PM
Women.... America's new black

/chauvinistic racist

I find that political and offensive
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: FAILure in Advertsing
« Reply #49 on: October 24, 2009, 10:38:45 PM »
Quote from: EasyCure on October 24, 2009, 09:42:03 PM
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 24, 2009, 09:33:44 PM
Women.... America's new black

/chauvinistic racist

I find that political and offensive

Good thing you didn't see what it said before I edited it.
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