Author Topic: FAILure in Advertsing (Read 27871 times)

EasyCure · « **Reply #50 on:** October 25, 2009, 01:33:59 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 24, 2009, 10:38:45 PM

Quote from: EasyCure on October 24, 2009, 09:42:03 PM
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 24, 2009, 09:33:44 PM
Women.... America's new black

/chauvinistic racist

I find that political and offensive

Good thing you didn't see what it said before I edited it.

PM PLEEZE

Stratos · « **Reply #51 on:** October 25, 2009, 03:46:31 AM »

It is funny how some women are obsessed with shoes. My girlfriend and my friends wife both love shoes and always have to have more. Though I guess that isn't terribly different from us gamers loving games and always wanting more of them.

ThePerm · « **Reply #52 on:** October 25, 2009, 04:29:00 AM »

shoes should not provide 20+ hours of fun

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #53 on:** October 25, 2009, 09:39:28 AM »

Preparing girls for their future role in life as women is very important, that's why you have to start at an early age.

[thiscantbereal]

EasyCure · « **Reply #54 on:** October 25, 2009, 03:39:02 PM »

Quote from: ThePerm on October 25, 2009, 04:29:00 AM

shoes should not provide 20+ hours of fun

Go to a night club and you'll learn that womens shoes can't even provide a couple of hours of comfort because they always end up taking them off cuz their feet hurt too bad. the ones that keep them on end up breaking them.

i never had that happen with a game.

Stogi · « **Reply #55 on:** October 25, 2009, 04:12:23 PM »

What genius invented the high heel?

"Hey I made this shoe. It's really uncomfortable but it will stick out your ass, perk up your bust and straighten you back. Try it on."

Mop it up · « **Reply #56 on:** October 25, 2009, 06:12:10 PM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 25, 2009, 04:12:23 PM

What genius invented the high heel?

I'd like to meet this person. And they would meet my taser.

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #57 on:** October 25, 2009, 06:16:36 PM »

Quote from: Mop_it_up on October 25, 2009, 06:12:10 PM

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 25, 2009, 04:12:23 PM
What genius invented the high heel?
I'd like to meet this person. And they would meet my taser.

Yes I do not like them but I have a friend who loves high heels. I think she is insane to love them!

vudu · « **Reply #58 on:** October 26, 2009, 01:38:19 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 25, 2009, 09:39:28 AM

Preparing girls for their future role in life as women is very important, that's why you have to start at an early age.

[image]

[thiscantbereal]

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Is that kid breastfeeding the doll?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #59 on:** October 26, 2009, 01:51:44 PM »

Quote from: vudu on October 26, 2009, 01:38:19 PM

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 25, 2009, 09:39:28 AM
Preparing girls for their future role in life as women is very important, that's why you have to start at an early age.

[image]

[thiscantbereal]

...

Is that kid breastfeeding the doll?

yes. yes she is.

ThePerm · « **Reply #60 on:** October 27, 2009, 12:01:05 AM »

failure in product development

http://www.snopes.com/racial/business/cuddlewithme.asp

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #61 on:** October 27, 2009, 01:10:19 AM »

I got you one upped

7yr old Discovers Racist Couch

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Furniture shopping: Everyone’s done it… a sturdy new coffee table, a firm yet all encompassing easy chair for the TV room – or a full-size, extra cozy couch the whole family can enjoy.

Canadian couple Doris Moore and her husband Douglas decided to make such a purchase – and chose a lovely, brand-new, brown leather set: Couch, loveseat and chair…

What they did not purchase was the particular shade of brown they got.

The tags, boldly appearing on each piece, told the Moores in no uncertain terms that the color of their comfy new set was actually “*CENSORED*” Enough to shock even the staunchest bigot where they stand…but that wasn’t the worst part – it was their 7 year old daughter who discovered the flagrantly fiendish flub.

I will not provide a pic, but you can find one at the link.

ThePerm · « **Reply #62 on:** October 27, 2009, 01:48:25 AM »

pssh i already knew about it...same website
http://www.snopes.com/racial/business/sofa.asp

you just beat me to it

Stogi · « **Reply #63 on:** October 27, 2009, 01:57:09 AM »

that's hilarious

ThePerm · « **Reply #64 on:** October 27, 2009, 02:02:37 AM »

No joke like my second day working at my job at a used games and movie store my boss Andre comes up to me with a movie called the The River Niger. He's like I can't believe this word is still around. This makes me sick. I don't know why of all the workers at the store he came to me complain, maybe because I'm the most translucent blonde blue-eyed person at the store. I point out that its not the N word, and that the N word has 2 gs never mind the n word and Niger are not even etymologically linked other than and that their spelling is only similar by mere twisted cosmic fate, but he wouldn't relent and he took the dvd and broke it to pieces. Nevermind its a movie based on a Tony award winning broadway play written by an African American playright and presented by a prestigious African American theatre production company starring academy/emmy/golden globe nominated/winner James Earl Jones..but eh I'll probably never see that dude again.

EasyCure · « **Reply #65 on:** October 27, 2009, 04:59:01 PM »

Quote from: ThePerm on October 27, 2009, 02:02:37 AM

No joke like my second day working at my job at a used games and movie store my boss Andre comes up to me with a movie called the The River Niger. He's like I can't believe this word is still around. This makes me sick. I don't know why of all the workers at the store he came to me complain, maybe because I'm the most translucent blonde blue-eyed person at the store. I point out that its not the N word, and that the N word has 2 gs never mind the n word and Niger are not even etymologically linked other than and that their spelling is only similar by mere twisted cosmic fate, but he wouldn't relent and he took the dvd and broke it to pieces. Nevermind its a movie based on a Tony award winning broadway play written by an African American playright and presented by a prestigious African American theatre production company starring academy/emmy/golden globe nominated/winner James Earl Jones..but eh I'll probably never see that dude again.

Geez we get it, you're down with the brizzzown. Enough already.

Stogi · « **Reply #66 on:** October 27, 2009, 06:39:49 PM »

Quote from: ThePerm on October 27, 2009, 02:02:37 AM

but he wouldn't relent and he took the dvd and broke it to pieces

AHAHAHA WTF

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #67 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:32:00 AM »

*NSFW*Vulva Portrait Pendant*NSFW*

no picture can be provided, you have to follow the link..... NSFW

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If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have to option of sending me a description of your Yoni.

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*If no photo or description is sent you will receive one of our beautiful flesh-toned Vulva pendants*

Who is going to buy this thing?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #68 on:** November 05, 2009, 11:23:03 AM »

When Pedobears Attack Seamless Wallpaper

Cost - 10 points
Description - Wonderful for decorating the walls in the children's room

this would actually go well with Daddy's car magazine;
http://i28.tinypic.com/3127n8i.jpg
http://i30.tinypic.com/4glpbd.jpg
http://i25.tinypic.com/8y83fn.jpg
http://i29.tinypic.com/judem9.jpg

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #69 on:** November 17, 2009, 02:26:24 AM »

WTF is this ****!!?

ThePerm · « **Reply #70 on:** November 17, 2009, 02:45:15 AM »

oh i saw that on tv once, apparently there is a group of artists who repaint baby dolls to look extremely realistic
iv never done that, but i have repainted a baby doll to look creepy

the green stuff is toothpaste

EasyCure · « **Reply #71 on:** November 17, 2009, 02:01:36 PM »

"The green ones make me horney"

-Tardy the turtle

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #72 on:** November 18, 2009, 04:15:38 AM »

This is kinda a near failure on my part.

It's dinner time and I'm eating dinner and the two little girls also eating wanted something to drink. So I goto the fridge to see what they can have and all thats there is water. So I do a quick visual scan across teh kitchen (because their mom just went grocery shopping and hadn't put everything away yet) and saw a container of what looked like grape drink.
I pick it up and was about to unscrew the top when I look closer at the the name and the pic on the front

when I notice what looks like a mop!!! This is some grape juice lookin floor mopping solution?

Who puts cleaning chemicals in a container that looks like it's made for fruit juice especially when the chemical looks like a fruit juice?

I had to make sure to point out to the kids that that wasn't juice and not to drink it, just incase they found it under the sink later(next to the sodas) thinking it was some juice that hadn't made it's way to the fridge yet.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #73 on:** November 18, 2009, 04:21:10 AM »

Looking at that, I still want to drink it

I believe something like Pinesol had this issue before, where it looked like Apple Juice, and people drank it.

The moral of the story? In the supermarket, when you buy a cleaning product, by something you believe you won't mistake for a tasty beverage, because it has happened before, and I'm sure you don't want it to happen to you!

ThePerm · « **Reply #74 on:** November 18, 2009, 05:16:36 AM »

looks like the industrial strength degreaser we used to spray on the side walk when I worked at Wendy's. I think its non toxic, but will still give you life threatening diarrhoea.

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Author Topic: FAILure in Advertsing (Read 27871 times)