AND ITS A DOOZY!second time I referenced groundhogs day and needle nose ned in a week? That's baller statusAs most of you don't care, I "seperated" with girl numero uno last November. It wasn't because I was leaving to Hawaii (I told her I was going to Dubai....I couldn't have said I was seeing the girl I cheated on her with!), but rather because she was. She's working in Chi-town now, albeit not to far from me (about 4 hours) but we both thought it was best if we went our seperate ways for the time being. That said, I've visited her about once every month and nothing really has changed.
Anyway, where am I going with this you ask? Well I'll tell you because its such a conunderfuck of situation.
First some more backstory...
Around middle October last year, I met this other girl who's friends with my brothers girlfriend. She is downright the coolest chick I've met; no joke. I was with my girlfriend when I met her, but that didn't even matter because even though she's gorgeous, I didn't feel the need to try and seduce her...and I still don't. What came of it, is now she's one of my loyalest most devoted friends and I to her. Even before I broke up with my girlfriend, she would spend the night in my bed when we came home drunk from the bars or a party, and we'd think nothing of it. I've seen her naked and vice versa. She's simply a down-ass chick. And she's rich too! Every Sunday, she has me tell her what ingredients to buy and I go over and cook them. Lamb, steak, sushi...whatever. And at the bars, I don't pay for ****! Nada...zip...nothing...And when we go on trips, all I do is drive. I don't even need a dollar....she gots me.
Why is she so loyal, you might be asking? Well we've always had a keen understanding of one another but most importantly, in January she had a kidney stone removed......yeah...That **** is painful as all hell. She's a tiny girl, maybe 5'2"-5'3" about a buck 10, a buck 15. She was so literally helpless, that she couldn't even twist the cap off a water bottle. And seeing how she is from Dubai (and is part Tanzanian), she couldn't just go back home to rest or have her parents visit her. So it was me. I took care of her for a better part of two weeks, helping her with whatever she needed, even with really private **** like escorting her in and out of the shower. Before I did this, I already considered her almost like a sister. But now, after the love she showed me, we are tighter than some of my real family. I seriously love this girl and I would do anything to protect her.
So anyway, she invited to her place last night to cook some berfday lamb and drink some Manana tequila (my birthday gift
-- and that's manyana...look it up). I wasn't trying to get crazy and neither was she because we both had obligations tomorrow. So around 1, we start getting ready for bed and what not. I climb in and she climbs in afterward. Everything is just as it was. Maybe a couple minutes later as we are getting comfortable, she starts to kiss my collarbone...then my neck....Now I've made out with her when we're drunk or to help her get away from a man, but this was truly strange....I'm like "what are you doing?" I'm not trying to be exceedingly descript', so I'll just say that she right there and then...on my birthday....confessed her love for me. I said I loved her to...you know...like a sister, but she was passionate about it. I teased her a bit saying "What's in it for me?' (best line ever btw -- it can be used in every situation). No lie it was fucking awkward for a minute. I had to think about it. On one hand, I'd be losing one of the best friends I've ever had; on the other, it was really the naturally progression of things. As my friend once said in "There's no way to be friends with a girl if you are both attracted to each other and available."
So what did I do? It'd be too long to describe so I'll just say that eventually it ended with me telling her that I couldn't be the one to love her like she deserves to be loved......and then proceeded to smash..
It was my berfday! I had to keep the streak going!
So yeah...now this girl is for real in love with me and it kinda sucks.
But that's not all!Remember that Russian chick I use to mess with? The one that blew a 60 year old man (confirmed) in order for her to throw a party for me in his Penthouse? Well she called me on Sunday and invited me to her fashion show (yes she models -- do I need to show you the photos again?) in Chicago. It's suppose to be real dope and more importantly, there's a party afterward. So I'm like "**** YES! CHITOWN ONCE AGAIN!"
Well my ex-girlfriend called me the same day wondering what were my plans. I told her I was going to chicago and promptly invited her to party. And why not? Sure nothing's really changed, but we've both made it abundantly clear that we won't obstruct each other.
So yesterday, I invited my best lady friend, before the awkwardness. Only afterwards do I realize the CONUNDERFUCK I put myself in. On Saturday, I will be hanging on with a girl I use to ****, a girl I've been fucking, and a girl I most recently fucked. What an awesomely terrible situation.
Pray for me.
P.S. for those waiting for the telling of my Hawaii/Miami trip (perm), don't hold your breath. After I asked who wanted it so I wasn't just wasting my time, I started writing it up and about a week later I was done with about 8 pages.....except not even my first day had passed. Too descript' I'm sure, but I can't skip over hilarious **** that happened. I mean, that's basically the story right? I guess I could tell you that when I was entering the airport to leave, she jumped me and cried in my arms begging me not to leave. I then took off my silver "Allah" necklace and put it on her, and told her I would miss her. But that's mushy bullshit! What you should want to hear is how I got wasted and forgot I had to meet her dad for the first time or how I saw a kid get Jitsu'd off of a balcony by a much smaller person and fall a good 15 feet.
So yeah...Don't hold your breath.