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Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« on: March 30, 2009, 05:37:53 PM »
THIS IS NOT AS CONCEITED AS YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So like many of you I cannot wait for May to come. Some of you will be getting out of class, graduating, or simply just love summer. I am the third. I've been saving up money all year for this summer. For what? Well I'll tell you in a lil bit, but right now I have a question.

Has anyone been to Hawaii (Honolulu specifically)? If you have, is it possible to travel from island to island by using a speed boat?

I'm going there in May and I heard from a friend down there that they shut down the ferry system last month. Just my luck. I'm not going to let something like that stop me though! I know the ferry system went from Honolulu to Maui. If they can do it, I bet I could do it by speed boat.

So has anyone had the kusspah to do this before? I'm sure it's dangerous, but it would be crazy awesome!
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2009, 05:47:44 PM »
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2009, 05:56:25 PM »
Never watched it, but if they did that then HELL YES!

I'm so psyched to go to Honolulu, but it's the other islands that have things like the green and black sand beaches; things you can't see anywhere else in the world. I have to figure a way to go. I have to go.

I was thinking about buying a plane ticket, but that's not going to be cheap.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 06:08:26 PM »
Does anybody on the forums live in Hawaii?
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 06:18:41 PM »
I've been to Hawaii. Beautiful place.
I stayed in Waikiki on Oahu & I would love to go back
But I didn't travel to any of the other islands so I have no idea about inter island travel

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 06:32:45 PM »
I'd love to go to the location where they film Lost.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2009, 07:19:52 PM »
Just consulting a map, it looks like the Kaiwi Channel alone is about 30 miles across at the narrowest point.  That's between Oahu and Molokai.  Leaving from Honolulu, it's over 40 miles.  Honolulu to Maui is at least 90 miles.  You'd lose sight of the shore and probably get lost forever, so I'd recommend hiring someone who can navigate to shuttle you around.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2009, 07:44:57 PM »


Interesting. Looks like there were two black sand beaches but one of them was recently covered with fresh lava. The other is located on Oahu so I can get there by a car which is great. The green sand beach is located on Lanai however, so I'd have to make the trip across two channels.

Hmmmm....

Like you said it's about 40 miles to Molokai and about 10 miles to Lanai from there. I wouldn't have any trouble navigating down to Lanai, but from Honolulu to Molokai I would need something more than a map and compass.

Still 40 miles by boat doesn't sound too dangerous. With the right precautions I think I wouldn't even need a guide, though getting lost at sea forever because of pride doesn't sound fun at all.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2009, 08:01:46 PM »
Maui is shaped like a turtle.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 08:20:52 PM »
Are you implying that Maui knows the way to the Great Bay Temple?
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2009, 08:46:38 PM »
Damn...it really does, doesn't it? Crazy.

Anyway, is it safe to assume that no one here has done it before? Has anyone traveled more than 40 miles on a boat before?
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2009, 08:54:56 PM »
Has anyone traveled more than 40 miles on a boat before?

Several times, but I've never been the one in charge of piloting or navigation.
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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2009, 08:57:21 PM »
Were they cruises/ferries or your buddy/family's boat?
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2009, 11:16:48 PM »
Kashogi it is not conceited, because I really want to here of your viking Sagas traveling through Hawaii. I must here any and all conquests too
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2009, 11:38:34 PM »
Were they cruises/ferries or your buddy/family's boat?

SCUBA dive trips
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« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2009, 01:00:25 AM »
Which Island is the leper island?

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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2009, 01:26:18 AM »
make sure if your diving you wear a rubber suit
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2009, 01:32:50 AM »
Which Island is the leper island?

Molokai.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2009, 12:55:49 PM »
I went scuba diving in the keys.

I post on another forum and a guy there lives in Hawaii.

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2009, 01:00:16 PM »
Ya? Maybe you could pose him a question for me?


I asked one of my buddies who always getting into something crazy what he would do. He said I should hirer a skipper just like UPB said.
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« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2009, 03:48:23 PM »
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2009, 04:29:21 PM »
I would pay to see Stogi on an island of 6 trapped white people from the 60s. <!-- Insert some joke about Mary Ann here, or even 'Little Buddy' -->

Oh wait, Stogi would fit right in. He'd be the life of their party. LOL (No references to anything here... just move along)

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2009, 04:41:23 PM »
Just promise that if you have have a guy on your island that is smart enough to make a radio out of a coconut, that you make sure he uses those smarts to fix a hole in your boat.

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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2009, 09:12:55 AM »
So I talked to the friend whom I'm visiting and she is all about it!

Unfortunately for her, her internship didn't give her anytime to explore the islands and even Oahu a great deal. So after talking for several hours, we came to the conclusion that she needs to find a boat and we need to do this thing! If for the only reason to simply having a great story to tell our grandkids. She also informed me that I wouldn't have to pay for my *EXPLICATIVE* because she gets *EXPLICATIVE* for free from some lesbians that she's been hanging out with. This is great news because it saves me at least a bill.

I also called up another one of my friends whose moved down there for good. He can't make it though, but he told me he's been to Lanai and the green sand beach should be seen by anyone with eyes.

I'm hyped. As far as planning goes for this trip, I think I've done enough. Anymore and it would be un-Stogi-like. Besides, these aren't my life goals; its a trip to paradise and adventuring is all about the unknown!

I'll update this thread at some point so keep an eye out!
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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2009, 12:54:53 PM »
So I talked to the friend whom I'm visiting and she is all about it!

She also informed me that I wouldn't have to pay for my *EXPLICATIVE* because she gets *EXPLICATIVE* for free from some lesbians that she's been hanging out with. This is great news because it saves me at least a bill.
Dictionary:  ex·pli·ca·tive   (ĕk'splĭ-kā'tĭv, ĭk-splĭk'ə-tĭv)
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Serving to explain; explanatory; interpretive.

Now I thought I knew what you meant, but now I'm starting to think otherwise....

Explicative... from lesbians.... for Free...

I gotta admit, that does sound pretty hot. Can I come?

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« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2009, 01:07:04 PM »
It's pretty hot, but that mostly concerns my curiosity about how she gets the *EXPLICATIVE*. She says she didn't do anything to receive free *EXPLICATIVE*, but I think she's full of ****!
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« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2009, 02:01:42 PM »
For some reason I just assumed *EXPLICATIVE* meant fucking.

She also informed me that I wouldn't have to pay for my fucking because she gets fucking for free from some lesbians that she's been hanging out with. This is great news because it saves me at least a bill.

I was thinking wow, what a cool girl.  A few moments later I realized my error.
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« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2009, 02:05:12 PM »
For some reason I just assumed *EXPLICATIVE* meant fucking.

She also informed me that I wouldn't have to pay for my fucking because she gets fucking for free from some lesbians that she's been hanging out with. This is great news because it saves me at least a bill.

I was thinking wow, what a cool girl.  A few moments later I realized my error.

really? is this a serious post?? It must only be me then that reads all of Stogi's posts the herb on the brain, to see if theres any other meaning behind them.
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« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2009, 02:14:04 PM »
For some reason I just assumed *EXPLICATIVE* meant fucking.

She also informed me that I wouldn't have to pay for my fucking because she gets fucking for free from some lesbians that she's been hanging out with. This is great news because it saves me at least a bill.

I was thinking wow, what a cool girl.  A few moments later I realized my error.
I was the exact opposite. I figured he was talking about the boat *EXPLICATIVE*.... but after looking up the exact definition thats when I just replaced it with SEX since the words definition didn't actually fit into the sentence anywhere

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« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2009, 02:18:26 PM »
LOLOLOL

That is tooooo perfect.

All the trouble I've been getting into talking about weed, I can't believe you guys thought I was talking about sex. Also, that would imply that I was planning on paying for a prostitute!
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« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2009, 02:22:24 PM »
really? is this a serious post?? It must only be me then that reads all of Stogi's posts the herb on the brain, to see if theres any other meaning behind them.

Yeah, but Stogi also likes the ladies.

Also, that would imply that I was planning on paying for a prostitute!

That's the funny part.
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« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2009, 02:25:54 PM »
Damn, you must think highly of me. You know....to turn lesbians straight. ;D
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« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2009, 02:31:49 PM »
I turned a lesbian straight once... for a night.
Then I never called her, so I'm sure she went back to women and swore men off again.
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« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2009, 02:41:56 PM »
The way I see it, lesbians like dildos.....so it can't be too hard.

This is getting WAY OFF TOPIC though.
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« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2009, 03:11:24 PM »
really? is this a serious post?? It must only be me then that reads all of Stogi's posts the herb on the brain, to see if theres any other meaning behind them.

Yeah, but Stogi also likes the ladies.

Also, that would imply that I was planning on paying for a prostitute!

That's the funny part.

oh i know, but he's been getting himself into trouble more for his drug talk and thats why i knew he used *EXPLATIVE* instead of the following;

weed, pot, dope, marijuana, mary-j(ane)*, ganja, skunk, sticky icky, etc.


*whatever happened to him anyway (maryjane)?
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« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2009, 03:36:10 PM »
He forgot that he used to come here.
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« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2009, 07:56:21 PM »
thats believable
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« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2009, 12:10:54 PM »
So it's official, I bought my tickets today! It cost me 550 bucks; not bad considering the destinations.

I'm heading out on May 7th and won't be back till June 4th; an entire month of insanity. Honolulu then Vegas....I haven't even left yet and it feels fucking great.
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« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2009, 12:34:59 PM »
what are your dates for Vegas again?
I might actually be heading there towards the end of next month.

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« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2009, 12:42:10 PM »
May 21st till the 4th.
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« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2009, 12:56:14 PM »
that just might work out. This girl i used to MOIST just invited me to goto Vegas with her around that time.
She was undecided on the 15th or the 22nd. So I will push for the 22nd since she really wants me to go for some reason.



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« Reply #41 on: April 17, 2009, 12:58:10 PM »
Aight dope. How long are you planning to stay?
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« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2009, 12:59:43 PM »
Just a weekend. doubt I could afford more than that.

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« Reply #43 on: May 06, 2009, 05:00:31 PM »
Well It's my last night in Indiana. I'm bout to drive to indi to meet up with my brother and fly out tomorrow morning.

Everything is pretty much set. I got my bags back, my stogy lit, and my girl's coming over after work to dome me up one last time before I dip. *Content sigh* It's been a great day.

I'll probably post in here from time to time. Let you guys in on a couple things, but especially if I try to sail between islands.
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« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2009, 06:09:33 PM »
So it was my first night in Vegas yesterday and damn.........I met Chaz Palminteri! He's fuckin old haha. Also, there's this playmate Nahtasha Budhi that lives on the floor below me. She smokes *EXPLICATIVE* all the time so I wouldn't mind meeting her.

Anyway, Hawaii was the best and I miss it already. I'm more of the adventure type and Hawaii only furthered that along. Through all the scrapes and bruises, cuts and aches, I feel much stronger as a result. I feel like I can try anything. Nothing worries me anymore.

Though I did fail.....I couldn't find a boat (in time), which means I couldn't travel to the other islands. That sucked. Looking off the east coast of Oahu and seeing Molokai in the distance, Wind Waker style, was such a tease. Ughhh......maybe another time.

My trip was fucking awesomely strange though. I didn't tell you guys, but a week before I left, some fucked up **** happened with the chick I was visiting. I don't want to go into detail but I couldn't stay at her place. Needless to say, I was fucked. Luckily, another friend of mine from highschool had an internship out there. He let me stay with him and as a result, I met his cool ass roommate.

This chick was strange at first. She's 33 or something and native to Hawaii. Like the Top Chef am I, I cooked her a gorgeous meal with some fresh fish, fruit, and vegetables I got from chinatown on the cheap and she warmed up real quick. She let me push her whip around the island and even let me meet her parents. Meeting her parents doesn't sound that cool, but they grow bud! Hahahaha It was so tight. I was instantly transported back to Amsterdam. I chilled with them and roamed their garden of soil and hydroponic plants. I stuck my nose in everyone of them and just sniffed away. They let me try some that they had cured and it knocked me off my feet. I was so fucking blazed it was ridiculous. Literally 20 minutes later I was kayaking to a small island off the coast with my buddy from highschool. I had never kayaked before and neither had he, but we pulled it off flawlessly and even surfed on the waves and eventually on the beach (something about riding on top of a wave is majestic by the way). We kicked it there for a good minute and for good reason. The air out there was therapeutic. It was literally the freshest air I had ever breathed. It felt amazing.

I ended up buying a bag off her parents later that night and smoked till my hearts content all over the island. Name a beach and I've been there and maybe even surfed or snorkeled out there. Speaking of snorkeling, YOU HAVE TO TRY IT. Oh man, as soon as I put the goggles on and started breathing underwater....something clicked. I kept thinking to myself "Oh ****. It's on. It's so on." With flippers, even the worst swimmer can glide across the ocean with ease. Even so, I took a couple lessons from the sea turtles I swam with and used minimal effort. It was awesome. Swimming through schools of fish and teasing eels.......man, there is nothing like it. It makes me want to learn to SCUBA dive all the more.

And what type of adventure would it be if I didn't meet a girl? It was fucking weird how I met her too! One of the few nights I went out (I only went out twice and only got drunk once), I went to some lame ass bar. This bar was fucking stupid. They had some competition because of some girl that had turned 18. The DJ kept making random dudes grind with her while she sat in a chair in the middle of the stage. What was worse is that they kept pouring shots down her throat! It was pretty fucked up and really awkward to watch. Anyway, I was exhausted and wasn't really in pimp mode (early that day, I hiked up a mountain and jumped off a 40 ft cliff into some cold cold water) but I was, of course, still looking. That's when I saw her. It was weird. She was this beautiful native Hawaiin girl with bronze skin and long wavy dark brown/ brown/sun blonde hair; a girl I know I've never seen before. Still, she looked vaguely familiar and she looked good.....really really good. She even had the flower over her ear and everything.

Something was wrong with me though. I don't know where my balls went. The confidence I so often rely on vanished within viewing her. I couldn't bring myself to even say hi. Like a creep, I couldn't take my eyes off of her. There were a couple times we locked eyes, but not in an awkward way, but I couldn't do ****. Fed up, I left the bar in shame.

Two days later I hit up Lanikai beach (look it up). This beach was gorgeous. I swam there for hours and hours on end. At sunset, I lit up my hookah and waited for the moon to arrive, but it never came. I chilled there till it was completely dark, but still, nothing. So I packed up my **** and decided to get some grub. I went to this first place on a recommendation, but it wasn't till after I sat down and got a drink that I noticed I hit up the wrong restaurant (stupid stoner). So I politely left and went to my real destination. I walked into this place and it had a Lilo and Stitch vibe about it. There were bright colors everywhere and overall a pleasant aesthetic. It felt comfortable. The hostess sat me down in a pimp ass corner booth and told me my waiters name and dipped. I started rummaging through the menu when my waiter comes by..........Holy ****, it was her! I know this island isn't big, but what are the chances! As shocked as I was, I played it cool. I didn't want to be creepy. So I made small talk about the drinks and after I ordered a beer, I asked her if we had met before. She replied with "I don't think so..." Then I said, "Oh....weird. You look real familiar, that's all." I knew exactly where I had seen her, but I didn't want to let on.

She comes back with my beer and immediately says "You know what? Were you at that bar a couple nights ago?" I smiled and said "That's where I saw you.....It was your blouse that threw me off." She giggled and said "Ya...I was wearing something a little skimpier." We laughed and then I said "You still look cute though." She blushed and walked away.....only to turn back and say, "I'm sorry...I just started working here...Were you ready to order?" (She just started working there?! Are you kidding me?!) I gave her my order and blah blah blah....

After dinner, she brought the check and I left her a fat tip. It was then that something suddenly became off about me; not again! It was now or never time and I felt strange. And even though at one point she felt so comfortable that she sat down in my booth, I couldn't bring myself to ask her out or try to get her number. I just kinda smiled and left.

****.

I left the place in shame. As shitty as I was feeling, I picked my head up and the first thing I saw was the moon, shining so brilliantly. I decided then to drive back to the beach. Oh man, was it beautiful. It was more beautiful than anything I had ever seen in my life. Sitting on the beach with the waves gently lapping the shore, the islands in the distance a blueish hue; the moon, as big as ever against the pitch black sky, with it's light reflected across the water's surface; I was nearly brought to tears it was so beautiful. I stayed there looking at that scene for what seemed like hours. That's when it clicked. "**** it." I said. Like something off of "The Aviator" over and over again, the phrase "**** it" just kept popping into my head. What would happen if I asked her out and she said "No"? I'd be in the exact same situation. So, **** It.

I went back to that diner with a renewed sense of confidence. I walked in and immediately felt awkward. "**** it" I said and shook that feeling right off me. I saw her cleaning a table near the back. I started to march. I kept thinking to myself, this moment is triumphant, glorious, impeccable! You will tell this tale for years to come! I felt great, but man, I swear everything was in slow mo. Everyone was looking at me weird but I paid them no attention. I walked up on her and she turned and looked at me wild eyed. I almost froze right there, but I sat her down and proceeded to tell her how I felt. I'm not sure what I said (I never am when I ramble on), something about "I'd be a fool to let this moment pass me by", but she would not show any approving emotions. So I tried harder and harder still, but she wouldn't say a word! All she would let on was that she was bewildered. So I finished and slipped her my name and number on a piece of paper. I respectfully said my good byes (which she did not reply to) and I left.

Once outside I felt incredibly disappointed. But whatever, at least I tried. Either way, the outcome was the same.

I get back to the crib and told everybody what happened. People agreed: It was commendable to at least try. That night, I sleep terribly. The next morning I wake up to a text saying "Hey it's Anale (pronounced ah-nah-lay). I don't know who you are but I have never been so flattered in all my life. You were so sincere. I don't normally do this, but would you like to come to a luau tonight?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU GOD! I started jumping around and in a Dave Chappelle like manner, I started dry humping everything while I laughed hysterically. After I cooled down, I called her back and we talked for a bit.

Everything was down hill from there. It was crazy awesome. The luau was right up my alley. Nice little spot on the beach with tiki torches and music. I met her sisters (younger and older; she's only 19 btw) and friends. They were really impressed by my brother and I. We kicked it and sat on the beach, just chillin, eating, smoking and drinking. I could tell she was reserved, but as the night went on, she started to trust me. As a joke I begin to serenade her with Bob Marley, singing: "From the very first time I set my eyes on you, girl. My heart said follow through." She teased me, saying that it wasn't till the third time that I had the balls to confront her. She pushed me and I pushed her back. Throughout the night, we became more and more physical. For a minute, I just kinda held her as we talked. Then I kinda tricked her into kissing me with the classic "kiss me on the cheek, you know you like me" and then just as she's about to kiss me, I turned and kissed her on the lips. That's when she slapped me! Then she pretty much tackled me and then actually kissed me. It was great.

The next week and up until I left, we kicked it almost everyday. She taught me how to surf (though I still suck), and took me snorkeling again. Any activity would always end up with us laying on the beach at sunset together, just shooting the ****.

I fell hard for her. I fell hard for Hawaii in general. It was truly paradise.

My last full day there she took me to Chinaman's hat (look it up) by kayak. I'm glad I had a little experience with a kayak before we headed out. It proved to be invaluable. It was really tough, but we finally made it. On the back end of the island, there's a nice little beach. You would never know it existed if you hadn't actually been there. We landed on the beach and carried the kayak a safe distance away from the water. We laid there for awhile to rest but soon started to trek up the tiny little mountain. As tiny as it was, it was a bitch to climb up. I've never climbed before, so I was getting real scared. She walked me through it though and man...was it worth it. The view of the mainland was crazy beautiful. Standing on top of the mountain made me feel like I had just conquered the world. Time was irrelevant. I wanted it to last forever. But she had to spoil my fun by enticing me with a surprise. I kept teasing her to tell me what it is but she kept tight lipped. (BTW, climbing down a mountain is much harder than climbing up and much more frightening)

We finally make it back to the kayak; that's when she pulled out of it a huge plastic bag filled with blankets, towels, food, and water bottle full of sangria (no wonder it was a lot heavier than I remembered). After a minute of grubbing out on cherries and gulping down sangria, she got up and started walking down the beach. She took off her top...then her bottom and walked half way into the water. During the 10 or so days I knew here, this girl wouldn't even let me caress her butt..... so naturally, I flip out. I jumped up, threw my board shorts to the ground, and ran in after her. We started laughing as we kissed. I carried her out of the water and towards the blankets. We continue to laugh as I struggle to keep to my balance. Finally, we make it. Without the need for foreplay, we *EXPLICIT*. Man, woman, and nature; It felt so right. My entire life; with all it's love, celebrations, troubles, and strife, had been leading up to this moment. It felt like this is the way it was always meant to be. And in that moment, I felt it; something truly unexplainable but I felt it! As we gazed into each other, it was like we had completed a cycle. It's hard to explain, but that uncanny familiarity I had with her started to make sense. It was as if we throughout time somewhere had already met and had lived out our lives but it only came abundantly clear at this point in time. You don't understand how real that feeling felt. It was really fucked up; almost scary.

It was either that or simply the pussy was amazing.

Afterwards, I had never felt so at peace with myself. The world could have ended and I would have accepted it willingly. Thoroughly exhausted, we pass out in the sun.

That night, she threw me a going away party. Like lovebirds, we wouldn't let each other go. Her sisters and my brother wouldn't stop teasing us. We didn't care though. After dinner, I had to go back into Honolulu to pack. That's when she gave me this bad ass necklace with a bone carving that looks eerily similar to Oni Link's sword.

Anyway...Now I'm in Vegas and I don't know why. I want to marry this girl....no seriously. I don't know how I'd make a living out there, but who cares.

I had a hilarious time last night, but what am I doing here?

Pre-post edit: Damn...what a long ass post.
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« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2009, 06:52:31 PM »
that should be a fucking movie!
 
I've been writing my movie forever and my biggest problem with it so far is the lack of conflict, the only conflict in your story is with yourself. Its a nice story to hear, maybe movies don't need a villain! Its like http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101998/ without dipshits and in a hawaiian setting.
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« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2009, 06:55:49 PM »
Great story, Stogi. Sounds like a life altering trip. You should get back to Hawaii.

Um, also, in before Pale...

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« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2009, 07:11:21 PM »
that should be a fucking movie!
 
I've been writing my movie forever and my biggest problem with it so far is the lack of conflict, the only conflict in your story is with yourself. Its a nice story to hear, maybe movies don't need a villain! Its like http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101998/ without dipshits and in a hawaiian setting.

Umm....your welcome to make it a movie, I guess. I haven't seen that movie you referred to, so I don't know how it's related.

Great story, Stogi. Sounds like a life altering trip. You should get back to Hawaii.

Um, also, in before Pale...

Thanks. I need to go back soon. I first need to graduate and get the hell out of Indiana.
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« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2009, 07:44:21 PM »
Hawaii was beautiful when I went too, but my mistake was going with my GF at the time instead of going with one of my boys like I had originally planned.
I'm glad your trip turned out so well, and I did read the entire post (it was such a good story it was easy reading), I actually wished my trip turned out more like yours.

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« Reply #49 on: May 24, 2009, 09:47:50 PM »
One question I forgot to ask, and since the beach encounter completely took you by surprise, I think it might be valid.

Did she put a saddle on the horse or did she ride bare back?

Bareback riding down the beach with a gorgeous local during a beautiful sunset in Hawaii must be magical.

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« Reply #50 on: May 24, 2009, 11:53:16 PM »
"it was like we had completed a cycle"

did you wear a "rain jacket"?
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« Reply #51 on: May 25, 2009, 01:29:17 AM »
Kashogi, it seems you've experienced something quite rare. Kudos.

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« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2009, 01:40:56 AM »
One question I forgot to ask, and since the beach encounter completely took you by surprise, I think it might be valid.

Did she put a saddle on the horse or did she ride bare back?

Bareback riding down the beach with a gorgeous local during a beautiful sunset in Hawaii must be magical.

Bareback; it never even occurred to us.


"it was like we had completed a cycle"

did you wear a "rain jacket"?

If your trying to joke around about if she was on her period, that still doesn't make sense. And what's with the quotations?

Anyway, I went to this club called 'Pure' last night and Method Man & Redman were doing a semi-concert there. We got there around midnight and **** was ridiculous outside the door. Like the conniving bastard I am, I overheard someone yell out a name to a table inside as I walked by. Using that info, I pushed my way to the front (and almost got into a fight with this huge black dude....but I passed that nigga moment by and paid him no attention). I went up to the dude with the list and used the name. He kept checking and rechecking the list. He would walk back to another guy and walk back to me. This lasted for a good 15 minutes, but I wasn't sweating. During that time it was straight pandemonium outside. There were literally hundreds of people trying to get in. Now any regular person trying to lie would have cracked....but nope, not me. When the dude came back I said, "Look, I understand you may have certain priorities you need to deal with and that's fine, just realize that I have people waiting for me inside, and if I don't get in soon, we are going to have a problem!" The dude looked at me bug eyed, went back to his supervisor and came back and let me in. Now any regular person would have smiled, but I looked even more pissed off (further selling it). As we stepped in, these two gorgeous women with humongous boobs begged me to get them in, so I did them a favor (and why not). They hugged me and called me their savior. As a joke I said, "Just call me daddi". After getting stamped, one of them asked me if I had a table personally or if it was one of my friends. I said "Neither. I lied......" They looked at me in awe. I explained to them that I don't like to deal with bullshit, and that if you act important, you are important. I threw in my age somewhere in there and they were thoroughly impressed. They grabbed my hands and started to compliment me. Once I got passed the last bouncer though, I let go and told them to come and find me...then dipped without turning back. Pimp status.

We walked into a packed club, with all sorts of people in all sorts of different costumes. Everyone looked like idiots. Girls were wearing whores uniforms, and guys all had mohawks and generally looked like douche bags. There was broken glass all over the floor and it was irritably hot. I said, "**** this." And that's when I split up with my brother and my brother's friend to go meet up with Method Man and Redman.

Now what seemed like a daunting task was easier done than said. I literally walked up to the VIP entrance and started chopping it up with the girls in line. I inquired "So how do you know Method Man?" This girl replied with some stupid answer that I couldn't hear and then tossed the question back to me. I replied "That nigga owes me a blunt!" They all laughed, and with that joke, the bouncer looked at me; seemingly grouping me in with the rest of them. Soon after, he opened up the line and let me as if I was part of the group of girls. That was easy.

I took a couple steps in and that's when I saw Redman, smiling real big as some chick took his picture. I took a couple more steps and found Method Man chillin on a couch. I went straight up to him and said, "Yo what up, nigga. You probably don't remember me, but back in Indiana, you smoked my entire sack! Now, I'm not looking for any trouble. I just want my reparations!" (That was a lie btw, I've never met him before) He laughed and pounded me. "It's nice to meet you again, my nigga. I got some weed right here." He opened up his hand to a fist full of weed. "Why don't you holla at my manager real quick and get yourself a drink?" I said "Aight, cool." I went up to his manager, this 30 year old Asian dude and took a couple shots of patron. I chopped it up with him and we started talking about Hawaii. He told me a bunch of **** and how he has a condo out there with a full studio. I told him I produce and we exchanged numbers. When I came back, Method lights up the blunt, puffs on it like crazy, then passes it to me. That's when Redman comes out of nowhere like, "Oh hell no! I know you didn't pass the blunt to someone other than me!" Method Man told him to chill his ass out and explained to him that they smoked my bag back in Indiana (again, a lie). I took one puff of the blunt and immediately security came through telling me to put it out. That's when they got in an argument with Method Man, Redman, and their manager. I quietly took another puff. The argument went on with the manager saying something like "Yo, we wouldn't have agreed to come to this bullshit club unless we could smoke!" But security wasn't having it. They replied "We told you guys three times not to smoke, yet you won't stop. We are going to have to ask you to leave." I was shocked. I was like damn....I better pass off this blunt! So I handed it back to Method Man and he took a puff and blew in this dude's face! Then they bounced.

I quickly started making myself a drink at another table and chopped it up with some other peoples to blend in. After the drama passed, I laid back on the couch and watched these three skinny big butt black girls dance right in front of me. For a minute, that's how it went till these two Latino girls (one of which was crazy hot) started asking me what was wrong and if I was tired. I played it off, saying "Naw, I'm cool. I'm just bored." They looked me, then at each other. I reiterated, "This bores me." Without saying a word, they went back to the table and got themselves a drink then came back and asked me if they could sit with me. I told them, "Why not." (What skeezers....)

So there I was, in VIP chillin with two Latino girls under my arms after lying my ass off. For a while it was real cool. I told them about my girl in Hawaii and they both swooned. They started asking me if I would ever cheat on her. I told them since I wasn't in a for real relationship that it wouldn't technically be cheating, but that I still wouldn't. They started teasing me, saying things like "So you wouldn't have sex with me?" I replied. "Don't get me wrong, you girls are attractive; but no matter what you do, I won't have sex with you. " I guess that turned them on because after that they started grinding on my **** and even kissing my neck. One of them popped her cleavage out and stuck it in my face. With sass she said "I knew it. Your dick is getting hard." I told them that was "Simple biology. But no matter how hard you two tempt me, I still won't have sex with you. Even both of you.....at the same time!" That was a lie; reverse psychology. I would have had sex with both of them. (Sow my royal oats. ha)

So these two girls almost have both of their titties out and they are working me out. They were the devil. I couldn't help but start to like it. I'm only a man, afterall. The really hot one, while rubbing herself on my leg, whispered into my ear "I have never been turned down before." I look her up and down and whisper back, "I believe it, but I'm not like anyone you know." She's like, "I know." That's when she took my hand and planted it on her ass. She then leaned forward and just as she began to kiss me (I didn't move my mouth), that's when I got a tap on my shoulder by security. I look up at this huge black dude, then look past the two girls to see these three niggas staring straight at me; hating. I politely excuse myself from the girls, to their dismay, and tell the bouncer that I'm ready. As I'm walking out of VIP, I look back and those dudes start hollering at those two girls and even tried rubbing on them, but to my satisfaction, they weren't having any of it. One of them even yelled "Get the hell off of me!" embarrassing the **** out of this one dude. I shook my head and let out a laugh. After that I proceeded to find my brother.

Nothing else was as interesting after that....
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« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2009, 02:09:20 AM »
jackets are condoms, completing a cycle could mean you got her pregnant

a man has sex with a women and they have a kid, that kid grows up to be a man and have sex with a women and they have a kid,  that kid grows up to be a man and have sex with a women and they have a kid

this morning i had a similar event, i had a hue craving for ihop, my waitress was amazingly cute, i was going to ask for her number, but she like totally disappeared after i got my check.
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« Reply #54 on: May 25, 2009, 03:31:48 AM »
One helluva night...

I wish I remembered it was a three day weekend, I might have made more of an effort to to gt some more funds together and get my ass to Vegas.
I would have even brought the "iron lungs" out of retirement to kick wit Red & Meth. I would have left the club & tried to roll to the next spot with them too.

I feel like I'm living vicariously through you this weekend as all I've done is play videogames. (very well written stories, I almost felt like I was there.... kinda wish I was)

The Perm... if you pull out your decoder ring, you'll realize that I asked the exact same question 1 post before you ;)
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« Reply #55 on: May 25, 2009, 04:14:53 AM »
yeah, that could have meant 2 things. Slang is only as good as the amount of metaphors it can represent. Thats why I had to ask with a different set of slang. I figured it could mean missionary or doggie, or condom or no condom, the latter made more since, but i wanted some clarification.

you think Kashogi is going to get a call in a couple of weeks, or a visit from some tiger woods looking guy 20 years later?
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« Reply #56 on: May 25, 2009, 05:15:21 PM »
It's funny you mention that, Perm.

I was honestly very tempted to plant my seed in her. Through all our emotions and my unsettling tangibility; It was the natural progression of things. Staring into her, she was expecting it; embracing it. Our child would have been gorgeous, so I welcome the prospect of becoming a father one day. But I decided now wasn't the time.
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« Reply #57 on: May 25, 2009, 07:23:58 PM »
what did you pull out? With no canopy over the tree there's no guarantee that the drizzles before the storm won't knock a few seeds into the ground. HAHA im getting poetic with my metaphors.
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« Reply #58 on: May 26, 2009, 01:19:22 AM »
Why are you talking to me like I'm an idiot?
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« Reply #59 on: May 26, 2009, 03:28:42 AM »
huh, i don't even know what im talking about anymore, sorry! I almost didn't make that post, but becoming that cryptic was appealing. **** i''m used to talking to people that way...im from Yuma.

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« Reply #60 on: May 26, 2009, 07:16:18 PM »
Look, I'm not angry at you or anything. I apologize if it sounded that way. I just want to make it abundantly clear that I had full control over the situation.


Anyway, last night I chilled with Sean Kingston up in VIP. That nigga is not Jamaican. He's a fraud, a fraud I say!
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« Reply #61 on: May 26, 2009, 07:50:18 PM »
Does he have any big songs besides Beautiful Girls?

Maybe he's just sings with a Jamaican style because his parent(s) are originally from there?

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« Reply #62 on: May 26, 2009, 09:46:22 PM »
lol, when i first heard that song on the radio i was like "damnit thats stand by me!", but then I was like this song is pretty good. Mainly cus his voice is a seperate melody that compliments the song pretty well. Its funny because i never watch mtv much anymore nobody ever looks how i expect them to. I remember when I saw what Linkin Park looks like for the first time I was like "thats what they look like?"
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« Reply #63 on: May 26, 2009, 09:51:27 PM »
Does he have any big songs besides Beautiful Girls?

Maybe he's just sings with a Jamaican style because his parent(s) are originally from there?

Well there's that other song "Take You There" but that's pretty much it. He showcased a friend of his that ended up being pretty good, but mostly cuz the beat was tight (and that's all you need really).
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« Reply #64 on: May 26, 2009, 09:59:36 PM »
That song sounds so familiar, but I didn't know he was the one that sang it.
"Take You There"

But is there another song that sounds similar to that one thats more recent?

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« Reply #65 on: May 26, 2009, 10:08:15 PM »
I don't know. Last night was a blur. Like a baller I was walking around with a sniffer as we approached the bar. I filled it completely with Jameson, thinking that it would last me all night. Instead, I was told I couldn't bring any drinks in, so I had to basically chug it all on the spot.
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« Reply #66 on: May 26, 2009, 11:53:23 PM »
I don't know. Last night was a blur. Like a baller I was walking around with a sniffer as we approached the bar. I filled it completely with Jameson, thinking that it would last me all night. Instead, I was told I couldn't bring any drinks in, so I had to basically chug it all on the spot.

i hate it when that happens!
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« Reply #67 on: May 27, 2009, 12:28:25 AM »
Ya, I was drunk, real drunk, almost immediately.


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Weird thing just happened..... This old man went to my friend (who manages the motel where I'm staying) for some help with his new computer, a macbook pro. Despite this old guys problems, and there's alot of them, he's a genuinely nice guy; that's why my friend continue to helps him. However, he knows nothing about computers. That's where I am come in.

Long story short, I help out with everything. I even help him through some emotional problems. It was awkward, but I didn't mind doing it. After about an hour, he thanked me and I was on my way.

That was yesterday. He just came by right now to thank me again. After reiterating how much he appreciated my help, he gave me a medicine bottle full of *EXPLICATIVE*. It's crazy. I was just thinking how much I could us a blunt.

It's weird how the world works sometimes.

EDIT: Holyshit! This is medicinal *EXPLICATIVE*! 
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« Reply #68 on: May 27, 2009, 01:37:54 AM »
one time I drank these 2 big cups of vodka and a bottle of wine before i went to this party, anyways im glad I fell asleep(well not really asleep, I was in a stupor though) on the couch as soon as i got there cus it was a crack dealers house. When I woke up they were playing a sublime cd and i went outside to pee..it was raining. Then i came back in. Anyways, my buddies almost got into a fight with this dude cus he was talking some ****. I was ready to beat the **** out of the guy, but we left. The guy looked like straight out of prison, but we were all bigger than the dude, i wouldn't underestimate anyone though.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #69 on: May 27, 2009, 01:47:29 AM »
You were glad you immediately passed out on a crack dealer's couch? What...why?

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #70 on: May 27, 2009, 01:58:56 AM »
cus i didn't have to be around people on crack and selling crack, i was there,  but gone at the same time. If I was there and sober or even mildly drunk I would have been incredibly uncomfortable/paranoid.
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« Reply #71 on: May 27, 2009, 02:41:53 AM »
Ok I understand, but still.....if I had to be there, then I'd want to be sober. I feel funny passing out on a friends couch, let alone a crack dealer.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #72 on: June 14, 2009, 03:34:35 PM »
I saw a gay midget with a top hat and huge triple D boobs last night. Yes I was trippin, but that was beside the point.

The next thing I saw immediately afterwards was a best man asking the groom, who had a somber face, "WHAT DID YOU DO?!!"

Last night was hilarious.
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So it comes to this....
« Reply #73 on: July 22, 2009, 07:09:08 PM »
Tough call.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #74 on: July 22, 2009, 09:36:05 PM »
Stogi, chill on the n-word dropping and weed/drug discussion.  Thanks.

Red and Meth should have done Da Rockwilder, otherwise they just wasted your time.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #75 on: July 22, 2009, 10:59:57 PM »
EXPLETIVE, EXPLETIVE, EXPLETIVE

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #76 on: July 23, 2009, 04:16:45 PM »
Stogi, chill on the n-word dropping and weed/drug discussion.  Thanks.

Red and Meth should have done Da Rockwilder, otherwise they just wasted your time.

They did actually. They played it as I was walking into the club. You could only imagine how hyped I was, especially after the shenanigans I pulled just to get in.
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« Reply #77 on: July 26, 2009, 09:11:20 PM »
So were they actually playing the club, or were they just hanging out?  It wasn't really clear from your post.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #78 on: July 26, 2009, 10:08:59 PM »
Both. Just like Sean Kingston, they probably played a half hour worth of songs and then kicked it for a while and let the DJ take over.

I only saw the end of Da Rockwilder and then We Some Dogs (which was fucking awesome btw). And then they got kicked out...
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #79 on: December 11, 2009, 12:35:00 PM »
Almost the end the semester....you know what that means! Winter Break!

It's almost time for me to go to Hawaii once again. It's giant wave season with the North Shore of Oahu consistently putting up 12'+ waves. It should be exciting to watch the pros handle business as I've never actually seen a surfing competition.

My friend says her father has a batch of EXPLICATIVE almost ready to go. She says it's pink, but I can't believe that. At least not until I try it :)

As for miss wifey....man it's been a frustrating 6 months. You couldn't imagine what I went through...making appointments, writing songs, getting caught up and what not. This relationship has done more detriment than good and it's been a bitch. I'm honestly curious to find out if it's all been worth it. Well I guess since she's putting me up for two weeks and I don't have to pay for **** unless I want to, it could been seen as being worth it already...but you know what I mean.

BTW, Wiggles, there's a 60% chance I'm going to New York, New York for new years and no lie, if I do go, there's a 99% I'll be kickin it with a gaggle of models. Let me know what your plans are. Maybe we can meet up and talk about NWR :rolleyes:
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #80 on: December 11, 2009, 01:34:02 PM »
Damn. I wanna goto New York for New Years.

I'm gonna see if I can make that happen...... ::wish I didn't spend so much on giftmas/blackfriday::

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #81 on: December 13, 2009, 01:13:12 PM »
BTW, Wiggles, there's a 60% chance I'm going to New York, New York for new years and no lie, if I do go, there's a 99% I'll be kickin it with a gaggle of models. Let me know what your plans are. Maybe we can meet up and talk about NWR :rolleyes:

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« Reply #82 on: December 13, 2009, 07:30:02 PM »
lol

Yeah...I've never been to New York (except for layovers). I'm just waiting on confirmation now.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #83 on: December 13, 2009, 08:28:01 PM »
I'll see what I can do but, and not to sound whipped, but I don't think:

a. my girlfriend would want me hanging out with a troublemaker like you and some models
b. you'd want my girlfriend tagging along while you get your pimp on.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #84 on: December 13, 2009, 08:34:27 PM »
I actually wouldn't care about 'b' and you can obstruct the truth about 'a'. In any case, it really doesn't matter. It's just a thought.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #85 on: December 13, 2009, 08:34:53 PM »
a. Tell her it's Maxi or Stratos
b. She wouldn't interfere if she believed (a)

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #86 on: December 13, 2009, 08:38:27 PM »
Hold up...Have you told your girlfriend about me already? Like maybe a story or something?
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #87 on: December 13, 2009, 08:44:04 PM »
Easycure: " not to sound whipped, but I tell my girlfriend everything...."
Girlfriend: *whip*
Easycure: "Yes dear, sorry dear!"
Girlfriend: *whip*

Easycure: "Ok, I'll take them off, I know I don't wear the pants, I was just trying them on..."
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #88 on: December 13, 2009, 08:51:44 PM »
lol
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« Reply #89 on: December 13, 2009, 09:58:12 PM »
Easycure: " not to sound whipped, but I tell my girlfriend everything...."
Girlfriend: *whip*
Easycure: "Yes dear, sorry dear!"
Girlfriend: *whip*

Easycure: "Ok, I'll take them off, I know I don't wear the pants, I was just trying them on..."

Lol never

Hold up...Have you told your girlfriend about me already? Like maybe a story or something?

Outside of mentioning your music that I have on my ipod, probably not.

a. Tell her it's Maxi or Stratos
b. She wouldn't interfere if she believed (a)

haha good plan!

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #90 on: December 20, 2009, 04:36:23 PM »
a. Tell her it's Maxi or Stratos
b. She wouldn't interfere if she believed (a)

LOL, why would your girlfriend trust me?
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #91 on: December 20, 2009, 05:06:40 PM »
a. Tell her it's Maxi or Stratos
b. She wouldn't interfere if she believed (a)

LOL, why would your girlfriend trust me?
To add on to that I don't like being used for other peoples plans unless I agree with it. In this case I do not.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #92 on: December 21, 2009, 02:05:56 PM »
I think Stogi just call you guys out.   :P
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« Reply #93 on: December 21, 2009, 02:25:03 PM »
Stogi?

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #94 on: December 21, 2009, 02:26:59 PM »
Man, whatever ... if they bump a week-old thread I can't be expected to remember who said what.
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« Reply #95 on: December 21, 2009, 02:30:02 PM »
But they even quoted it.

I expect such from some anyone else of the forums, but vudu, I expect more than that from you.

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #96 on: December 21, 2009, 02:36:29 PM »
I'm a busy guy.  Cut me some slack.
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« Reply #97 on: December 21, 2009, 02:52:49 PM »
Well it is the holiday season, so I won't hold it against you.

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« Reply #98 on: December 21, 2009, 07:01:15 PM »
a. Tell her it's Maxi or Stratos
b. She wouldn't interfere if she believed (a)

LOL, why would your girlfriend trust me?
To add on to that I don't like being used for other peoples plans unless I agree with it. In this case I do not.

Please maxi? her cat died!
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« Reply #99 on: December 21, 2009, 07:18:45 PM »
a. Tell her it's Maxi or Stratos
b. She wouldn't interfere if she believed (a)

LOL, why would your girlfriend trust me?
To add on to that I don't like being used for other peoples plans unless I agree with it. In this case I do not.

Please maxi? her cat died!
You are going to leave her in her time of need. That isn't very kind hearted of you EC.
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« Reply #100 on: December 22, 2009, 04:21:48 AM »
You can use me as an excuse! ;)
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #101 on: December 22, 2009, 11:08:54 AM »
It doesn't even matter.

I'm going to Miami for New Years.

Yall have fun! Peace!
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #102 on: December 22, 2009, 05:39:17 PM »
Party with my brother or "uncle" instead lol.. we're everywhere ;)
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #103 on: January 03, 2010, 07:55:09 AM »
GUESS WHO'S BACK IN THE MOTHA FUCKIN HOUSE


What a trip. Stories to come.
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« Reply #104 on: January 11, 2010, 07:01:23 PM »
GUESS WHO'S BACK IN THE MOTHA FUCKIN HOUSE


What a trip. Stories to come.

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #105 on: January 19, 2010, 01:56:37 PM »
**** so where to start? Well I guess I should preface just a bit.

There's nothing like the excitement right before your next trip. I was excited to get back to the warm weather and water of the Pacific and the food and culture of Oahu, but that pales in comparison to how excited I was to meet the girl that I at one point thought I could marry.

It's been roughly 6 months since I last spoke to her in person. Since then we've talked on the phone, chatted on facebook, and video-chatted on Skype and Gmail. We had our fair share of arguments and disagreements; with the focal point becoming my "break-up" with my girlfriend here in Indiana. And I've since quelled my feelings for her to a level of uncertainty. I keep asking myself maybe it was the context in which I met her that made my experience so subepidermal. As much as I love talking to her, though albeit annoying at times, who knows what I would think of her when I saw her. Either way, I wasn't going to **** up our relationship. It's perfect having such a stong relationship down in Hawaii.
 
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So that's exactly what I was thinking on my way down there. ****...more to come...

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #106 on: January 21, 2010, 05:34:15 PM »
So I've told this story too many times in person to bother writing it up. If you guys are truly interested, hit me up through PM and I'll tell you it. It's a good story, but it's long and would take me quite awhile to describe it all and I just don't feel like spending all that time unless someone's really interested.

In fact, Vudu...can you delete this thread? I think its run its course.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #107 on: January 21, 2010, 05:36:56 PM »
PM me. I'm interested.

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #108 on: January 21, 2010, 05:50:35 PM »
In fact, Vudu...can you delete this thread? I think its run its course.
A lot of other people have posted in this thread so I'd rather not just outright delete it.  I'll be happy to lock it up for you though.  Feel free to edit/remove any of your posts, too.
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« Reply #109 on: January 21, 2010, 06:55:12 PM »
You mean the adventures have ended?!?... :'(

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« Reply #110 on: January 21, 2010, 07:25:40 PM »
You mean the adventures have ended?!?... :'(



No, but story-telling of said adventure has, at least in digital format. It's something personal he'd like to tell over a drink or a smoke. I respect that.
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« Reply #111 on: January 21, 2010, 07:31:58 PM »
Future Las Vegas meet up is now inevitable.

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« Reply #112 on: January 21, 2010, 07:43:44 PM »
is that with or without lotto winnings?
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« Reply #113 on: January 21, 2010, 08:05:04 PM »
either or.
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« Reply #114 on: January 21, 2010, 08:09:20 PM »
who me!? I'll let a generous friend fly me out, thanks :D
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« Reply #115 on: January 21, 2010, 10:57:53 PM »
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« Reply #116 on: January 22, 2010, 12:03:35 AM »
First Conan gets canceled, now Kashogi. When will the sadness end?
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« Reply #117 on: January 22, 2010, 04:31:44 AM »
Future Las Vegas meet up is now inevitable.

Or we could all go to E3.  ;D
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« Reply #118 on: April 07, 2010, 03:15:13 PM »


AND ITS A DOOZY!

second time I referenced groundhogs day and needle nose ned in a week? That's baller status

As most of you don't care, I "seperated" with girl numero uno last November. It wasn't because I was leaving to Hawaii (I told her I was going to Dubai....I couldn't have said I was seeing the girl I cheated on her with!), but rather because she was. She's working in Chi-town now, albeit not to far from me (about 4 hours) but we both thought it was best if we went our seperate ways for the time being. That said, I've visited her about once every month and nothing really has changed.

Anyway, where am I going with this you ask? Well I'll tell you because its such a conunderfuck of situation.

First some more backstory...

Around middle October last year, I met this other girl who's friends with my brothers girlfriend. She is downright the coolest chick I've met; no joke. I was with my girlfriend when I met her, but that didn't even matter because even though she's gorgeous, I didn't feel the need to try and seduce her...and I still don't. What came of it, is now she's one of my loyalest most devoted friends and I to her. Even before I broke up with my girlfriend, she would spend the night in my bed when we came home drunk from the bars or a party, and we'd think nothing of it. I've seen her naked and vice versa. She's simply a down-ass chick. And she's rich too! Every Sunday, she has me tell her what ingredients to buy and I go over and cook them. Lamb, steak, sushi...whatever. And at the bars, I don't pay for ****! Nada...zip...nothing...And when we go on trips, all I do is drive. I don't even need a dollar....she gots me.

Why is she so loyal, you might be asking? Well we've always had a keen understanding of one another but most importantly, in January she had a kidney stone removed......yeah...That **** is painful as all hell. She's a tiny girl, maybe 5'2"-5'3" about a buck 10, a buck 15. She was so literally helpless, that she couldn't even twist the cap off a water bottle. And seeing how she is from Dubai (and is part Tanzanian), she couldn't just go back home to rest or have her parents visit her. So it was me. I took care of her for a better part of two weeks, helping her with whatever she needed, even with really private **** like escorting her in and out of the shower. Before I did this, I already considered her almost like a sister. But now, after the love she showed me, we are tighter than some of my real family. I seriously love this girl and I would do anything to protect her.

So anyway, she invited to her place last night to cook some berfday lamb and drink some Manana tequila (my birthday gift ;D -- and that's manyana...look it up). I wasn't trying to get crazy and neither was she because we both had obligations tomorrow. So around 1, we start getting ready for bed and what not. I climb in and she climbs in afterward. Everything is just as it was. Maybe a couple minutes later as we are getting comfortable, she starts to kiss my collarbone...then my neck....Now I've made out with her when we're drunk or to help her get away from a man, but this was truly strange....I'm like "what are you doing?" I'm not trying to be exceedingly descript', so I'll just say that she right there and then...on my birthday....confessed her love for me. I said I loved her to...you know...like a sister, but she was passionate about it. I teased her a bit saying "What's in it for me?' (best line ever btw -- it can be used in every situation). No lie it was fucking awkward for a minute. I had to think about it. On one hand, I'd be losing one of the best friends I've ever had; on the other, it was really the naturally progression of things. As my friend once said in "There's no way to be friends with a girl if you are both attracted to each other and available."

So what did I do? It'd be too long to describe so I'll just say that eventually it ended with me telling her that I couldn't be the one to love her like she deserves to be loved......and then proceeded to smash..

It was my berfday! I had to keep the streak going!

So yeah...now this girl is for real in love with me and it kinda sucks. But that's not all!

Remember that Russian chick I use to mess with? The one that blew a 60 year old man (confirmed) in order for her to throw a party for me in his Penthouse? Well she called me on Sunday and invited me to her fashion show (yes she models -- do I need to show you the photos again?) in Chicago. It's suppose to be real dope and more importantly, there's a party afterward. So I'm like "**** YES! CHITOWN ONCE AGAIN!"

Well my ex-girlfriend called me the same day wondering what were my plans. I told her I was going to chicago and promptly invited her to party. And why not? Sure nothing's really changed, but we've both made it abundantly clear that we won't obstruct each other.

So yesterday, I invited my best lady friend, before the awkwardness. Only afterwards do I realize the CONUNDERFUCK I put myself in. On Saturday, I will be hanging on with a girl I use to ****, a girl I've been fucking, and a girl I most recently fucked. What an awesomely terrible situation.

Pray for me.


P.S. for those waiting for the telling of my Hawaii/Miami trip (perm), don't hold your breath. After I asked who wanted it so I wasn't just wasting my time, I started writing it up and about a week later I was done with about 8 pages.....except not even my first day had passed. Too descript' I'm sure, but I can't skip over hilarious **** that happened. I mean, that's basically the story right? I guess I could tell you that when I was entering the airport to leave, she jumped me and cried in my arms begging me not to leave. I then took off my silver "Allah" necklace and put it on her, and told her I would miss her. But that's mushy bullshit! What you should want to hear is how I got wasted and forgot I had to meet her dad for the first time or how I saw a kid get Jitsu'd off of a balcony by a much smaller person and fall a good 15 feet.

So yeah...Don't hold your breath.
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« Reply #119 on: April 07, 2010, 03:26:46 PM »
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« Reply #120 on: April 07, 2010, 03:30:20 PM »
Wow Stogi Wow.

I have know idea how you are going to get around this...
You don't have anything of value you might want to send to one of us because I see a funeral in your future.
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« Reply #121 on: April 07, 2010, 05:12:48 PM »
epic! movie scripts yo! 8 pages of regular writing is like 50 pages of screenplay format.
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« Reply #122 on: April 07, 2010, 05:38:18 PM »
Too lazy to read, so here's a generic post that can go either way:

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« Reply #123 on: April 07, 2010, 08:27:20 PM »
Thanks for the vote of confidence...

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« Reply #124 on: April 07, 2010, 08:30:36 PM »
lol, easycure your too lazy to read pure entertainment
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« Reply #125 on: April 07, 2010, 08:44:22 PM »
i'm playing videogames.
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« Reply #126 on: April 07, 2010, 08:50:43 PM »
Damn, what I would give to be 23 again.

You can pull it off, there are gonna be some hurt feelings, but nothing a 1 on 1 conversation and a little PT can't smooth out the next day(or time you talk to/see them) depending on how you handle it.

ex GF might want to keep her distance after she realizes that you actually moved on regardless of what you've been telling her over the last few months. Some private time will fix that.

longtime booty call probably won't give a ****, but might intentionally be rude to the other two girls.... specifically the current FWB. I don't know her so I'm just making a guess based off of past experiences

New Friend W/ Benefits will be the hardest one to handle since she just put herself out there and might not expect something of this magnitude to happen the very next day. Since you'll be heading back home with her, I'm sure that you won't be blowing her off for one of the other chicks, but I can bet she will be the most uncomfortable with the whole situation.

But of course I expect you to keep the 3 from actually talking so maybe the whole thing goes smooth and there is no drama.

I would just uninvite the exGF and tell her the party was canceled and then you can keep things running like clock work. It's not like you are aiming to nail all 3 in one night..... right?

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« Reply #127 on: April 07, 2010, 08:55:37 PM »
you know he'd try it
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« Reply #128 on: April 07, 2010, 09:06:07 PM »
you know he'd try it

It be a great story to tell, but he'd be a fool to try, even if he succeeded.

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« Reply #129 on: April 07, 2010, 09:13:47 PM »
(still haven't read his whole post)
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #130 on: April 07, 2010, 09:31:39 PM »
(still haven't read his whole post)

TL;DR summary

Ex GF in ChiTown -(exGF)- still taps that on occasion
BootyCall model chick -(BC)- threw that penthouse party a while back
New BF now with benefits -(FWB)- confessed her love last night

BC is throwing a party up in Chicago, invited Stogi.
he invited his exGF since they are still cool like that
He invited his other Friend that's a girl(FWB) to go too.

last night "Just a Friend" became a "friend with benefits" (FWB) and confessed her love for him and he tapped it for his Berfday. Now he has to goto this party that all 3 girls will be at, and hope that he walks away with pooty in his pocket. preferably all 3..... (either being cool with each other or not knowing that the other 2 exist.)
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #131 on: April 07, 2010, 09:34:35 PM »
This, my friends, is why BnM is the BEST FUCKING POSTER OF ALL THE INTERWEBS. BnM, I'm buying you like two drinks if I ever meet you in person.

Stogi gets 3 for each of those girls he sleeps with (that same night). Can he pull off the hat trick!? WE'LL SEE!
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« Reply #132 on: April 08, 2010, 02:02:05 AM »
explain your pimptitude, that is your pimp aptitude. I'm sure the new girl knows this, and that is why she wants you and that is why she's your bottom. Your semi broken up gf is a problem., and your old FWB better know her role.
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« Reply #133 on: April 08, 2010, 01:42:39 PM »
I thought Stogi was abandoning this thread?
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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« Reply #134 on: April 08, 2010, 01:48:13 PM »
But his Adventures are

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #135 on: April 08, 2010, 11:12:18 PM »
(still haven't read his whole post)

TL;DR summary

Ex GF in ChiTown -(exGF)- still taps that on occasion
BootyCall model chick -(BC)- threw that penthouse party a while back
New BF now with benefits -(FWB)- confessed her love last night

BC is throwing a party up in Chicago, invited Stogi.
he invited his exGF since they are still cool like that
He invited his other Friend that's a girl(FWB) to go too.

last night "Just a Friend" became a "friend with benefits" (FWB) and confessed her love for him and he tapped it for his Berfday. Now he has to goto this party that all 3 girls will be at, and hope that he walks away with pooty in his pocket. preferably all 3..... (either being cool with each other or not knowing that the other 2 exist.)

This, my friends, is why BnM is the BEST FUCKING POSTER OF ALL THE INTERWEBS. BnM, I'm buying you like two drinks if I ever meet you in person.

Stogi gets 3 for each of those girls he sleeps with (that same night). Can he pull off the hat trick!? WE'LL SEE!

Hahahaha

I would just uninvite the exGF and tell her the party was canceled and then you can keep things running like clock work. It's not like you are aiming to nail all 3 in one night..... right?

you know he'd try it

Hahaha you know me too well.

But really, I've played out the scenarios in my mind and I've come to realize that I don't think it will be a big deal. The main problem is the act of picking. I can't pick any of them or I'll offend the rest. So I just need to do three things.

1. Treat them all the same. If I dance with one, I got to dance with the other two.
2. Holler at Ms. Russia's model friends. I got to make it seem like I might go home with one of them (and who knows, it might just happen ;))
And 3. Make out with all of them in front of the other ones. And the order has to be Russian, Best friend, Ex-GF.

Now why would I do that? Specifically, why would I do that in front of them? Well its simple really. For one, it'll make it abundantly clear that I'm treating them all the same. And two, it'll desensitize them for when I try to have my first foursome ;D hahaha

Naw, but for real, I'm just going to play it all by ear. We'll see what happens.
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« Reply #136 on: April 09, 2010, 03:29:45 AM »
You need to make this into a 'choose your own adventures' book and we all vote on what you do next and see where it takes us.
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« Reply #137 on: April 09, 2010, 04:26:17 AM »
You need to make this into a 'choose your own adventures' book and we all vote on what you do next and see where it takes us.
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« Reply #138 on: April 09, 2010, 05:20:32 AM »
You need to make this into a 'choose your own adventures' book and we all vote on what you do next and see where it takes us.
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« Reply #139 on: April 09, 2010, 05:42:40 AM »
Stogi's next move. Please Vote Now!!

Scenario;
He just got a quick B-Day BJ from his BC in the back room. He composes himself in the bathroom for a quick second, slips back into the party and pours himself another drink. After about 15 minutes of mingling, see's hes ExGF glancing around for him, but he decides to duck her for now so he heads back towards the bathroom, but sees his BC coming back out to the party after fixing her hair and makeup, so he quickly ducks back into the bathroom to let her pass without her seeing him.

After about 30 seconds go by, Stogi pops his head out to make sure the coast is clear, and his FWB grabs him by the arm and drags him into a back bedroom.
She says "I've been looking for you for over 30 minutes.... where have you been" as she starts undressing him.
Buzzed and ready for round 2 he simply replies with "been looking for you".
Lights are out, clothes are coming off and sweats are breaking. She has never looked hotter and Stogi couldn't be hornier... Should he;

A) Take the time to find a condom
B) Just walk right over and pound 'em
C) Tell her that he wants her love
or
D) All of the above

So they were freaking, the furniture was squeaking, shes tweaking, saying that she's weak in the knees. Cheek to cheek and pound for pound, He's taxing it, waxing it and working it around till the booty starts making that clapping sound. Which is cool, but his Ex is calling his name from right out side the room. The clapping getting louder, and you don't want her to hear you, in this situation what should he do!?

A) plain and simply, back up off her
B) hit it just a little bit softer
C) take it out and put it in her [WHAT!?]

well D is what I'd do so yo listen up......
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« Reply #140 on: April 09, 2010, 10:25:56 AM »
*in tears from BnMs greatness*
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« Reply #141 on: April 09, 2010, 10:58:40 AM »
LOL. had to fix it though, it was late when I typed that up.

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« Reply #142 on: April 09, 2010, 11:16:43 AM »
You need to make this into a 'choose your own adventures' book and we all vote on what you do next and see where it takes us.
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Stogi's next move. Please Vote Now!!

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #143 on: April 09, 2010, 11:20:08 AM »
I hope to be as big, black and great as both of you when I grow up
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« Reply #144 on: April 09, 2010, 11:25:20 AM »
Ahem...

You're older than I am
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« Reply #145 on: April 09, 2010, 11:30:41 AM »
When he "grows" up! ;)

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« Reply #146 on: April 09, 2010, 11:37:06 AM »
hahahaha
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« Reply #147 on: April 09, 2010, 11:46:08 AM »
I'm hoping to have a steve martin in the jerk experience, just backwards:

Born a spanish kid, grow into a black adult :p
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #148 on: April 09, 2010, 01:49:53 PM »
Which option do I select to have Stogi discover his ex-GF is actually a man with his penis tucked between his legs?  How did he miss that before?!
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« Reply #149 on: April 09, 2010, 07:23:07 PM »
Which option do I select to have Stogi discover his ex-GF is actually a man with his penis tucked between his legs?  How did he miss that before?!

He put it in "her" [what!!]

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« Reply #150 on: April 09, 2010, 09:12:08 PM »
it was a DVD the what was a CD Player
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« Reply #151 on: April 12, 2010, 11:42:47 AM »
Which option do I select to have Stogi discover his ex-GF is actually a man with his penis tucked between his legs?  How did he miss that before?!

He put it in "her" [say what!!]

Fixed cuz its funnier in my head.
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« Reply #152 on: April 12, 2010, 07:56:22 PM »
Well the parties over, but I can't stop laughing about it.

I'll explain in more detail later, but for now...Wiggles...you owe some drinks.
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« Reply #153 on: April 12, 2010, 09:51:22 PM »
HOT DAMN THIS IS GONNA BE A STORY FOR THE AGES!
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« Reply #154 on: April 12, 2010, 10:08:41 PM »
Watch Stogi get banned for going into to much detail.
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« Reply #155 on: April 14, 2010, 06:50:00 PM »
whats with all the blatant racism on this forum!?
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« Reply #156 on: April 15, 2010, 04:19:06 AM »
Hurry and post the story so us nerds can live vicariously through your awesome life ;)
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« Reply #157 on: April 15, 2010, 06:06:45 PM »
speak for yourself! Who knows what kinda whacky **** i'll get into in Japan! most likely not threesomes though... aw ****
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« Reply #158 on: April 15, 2010, 07:57:07 PM »
I once fooled around with a chick in a natural spring. I forget the name of the national park but it was in Hokkaido. **** it was so long ago. It was badass though. It had a small waterfall pouring into it.

Not try to top you before you head out there or anything ;)

Hurry and post the story so us nerds can live vicariously through your awesome life ;)

I'm probably going to PM people. I've told the story a couple times and it's pretty much the most vulgar story ever.
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« Reply #159 on: April 15, 2010, 09:22:24 PM »
Sounds like Maxi was right.

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #160 on: April 23, 2010, 01:46:53 PM »
*Checks PM*

*plays song*

*reads*

*...............*

*hands over the crown and scepter*

Seriously, I wish I had a story to top that, but I don't.
I have a few good ones, but trumps them all.

You pulled it off, and without any drama.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #161 on: April 27, 2010, 02:46:22 PM »
*Reaches for crown and scepter but soon kindly rejects the offer*

Yo, you're still in your prime. And while I appreciate it, Pimpin'. There's no need to hand me those just yet. :)

But maybe I should right a book....*remembers the 8 pages I wrote about my hawaii trip*...oh ya...never mind.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #162 on: April 27, 2010, 07:16:31 PM »
10 chapters 10 pages long
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« Reply #163 on: April 27, 2010, 07:43:25 PM »
haha

Perm, I might just send you what i wrote.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #164 on: April 29, 2010, 10:09:57 PM »
i tried replying to your PM but at the time you had that stupid username. now what i wanted to say is old news, so **** it.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #165 on: June 09, 2010, 02:58:22 AM »
Alright guys. I'm outta here! Cape town here I come!

I'll probably pop in to watch the E3 conference and chat with you guys.

Till then, adios!
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #166 on: June 09, 2010, 03:21:43 AM »
Remember to triple bag it. Better safe than sorry.

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« Reply #167 on: January 31, 2011, 04:21:45 AM »
Ahem...

yeah
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #168 on: January 31, 2011, 12:46:00 PM »
Too late. I read it.

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #169 on: January 31, 2011, 02:02:45 PM »
I read it too!

My advice is I think you should pursue a meaningful long term relationship with the woman of your choosing.
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« Reply #170 on: January 31, 2011, 02:05:30 PM »
I saw it, read the first few lines and then realized how long it & what time it was and decided to read it later (I was watching a movie - Enter The Void).

What did I miss? Anything juicy? PM worthy?

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« Reply #171 on: January 31, 2011, 02:27:09 PM »
That post was mostly just to clear my thoughts about the situation. After analyzing the nuances and mannerisms of my encounters with her, I'm going to invite her over and decide to do one of two things: cut her off or string her along while turning her into my personal masseuse. Either way, I'm not gonna cut it up cuz it forces me to be committed.
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« Reply #172 on: January 31, 2011, 02:30:01 PM »
You always have Pikachu.

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #173 on: January 31, 2011, 04:55:21 PM »
Oh, I was gonna guess she wasn't a virgin anymore.

Anyway I too have had fucked up experiences with crazy virgins. Now I only go for complete slappers.
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« Reply #174 on: March 07, 2011, 06:51:08 PM »
Slappers? Is that aussie for crazy slut?
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #175 on: April 11, 2011, 07:01:15 PM »
Place holder for an endearing, yet incredible story of my trip to Miami for my B-day.

Hilariousness to come.
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« Reply #176 on: April 12, 2011, 03:40:26 AM »
I hope there's bouncy castle.

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« Reply #177 on: April 12, 2011, 05:51:00 PM »
Thanks to Perm, I just read both this thread and his thread and I got to say...

I think I'm going to keep this story to myself. There's too much of my life in here.
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« Reply #178 on: April 12, 2011, 06:01:59 PM »
Damnit
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #179 on: April 19, 2011, 12:58:47 AM »
This has been my song ever since I first heard it the Miami. I wish I heard it sooner.

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« Reply #180 on: April 12, 2012, 03:45:51 PM »
So next monday I'll be leaving for Qatar, my 28th country, to visit my mother, her sister and my cousins. I will also use it as a jump off point to go into Saudi Arabia and perform Umrah or "the lesser pilgrimage".

Umrah is when Muslims travel to visit Mecca and perform ritual acts that symbolize the deeds of Ibrahim (Abraham) and his wife. From circling the Kaaba, the building that Ibrahim built after being tested by God to kill his own son; to running back and forth between two hills to symbolize Ibrahim's wife's frantic search for water as she was about to die with her son Ishmael. We then drink from the well of Zamzam, the well that Angel Gabriel created by touching the tip of his wing to the ground. Finally, we symbolize Ibrahim's struggle against the Devil by throwing stones at three separate pillars. The Devil tempted him three times as he took his son to sacrifice, each time he rejected him. We then sacrifice an animal as he once did.

This takes place over the course of 10 days. Most of the time is spent reflecting on your life and your sins. It's hard not to when you are in the middle of the desert with pilgrims from all over the world, dressed in the only attire allowed (a hemmed white sheet, another hemmed white sheet pants, and sandals).





Many people from every background come to perform this act. Though not Hajj, the fifth and last pillar of Islam and the mandatory pilgrimage every able Muslim must take once in there lives, Umrah wipes your sins clear and allows you to be reborn.


Though I'm not the best Muslim, or person for that matter, I'm 25 years old now and I need a spiritual journey. Though I've disconnected from Islam and mostly been turned on to the power that resides in this world rather than those that are promised in the after-life, I feel like it would be a misstep if I didn't seek out my religion one last time in a substantial way.


I drink, I smoke, I sometimes eat pork (only if I'm really hungry), I've had premarital sex with several partners, I can be a heartache for family, I sometimes act selfishly, I sometimes act lazily, I steal almost everyday if you count torrentz (and I should), but I try to be honest, I try not to judge people, I try not to hate anyone, I try not to hurt anyone, I try to learn from everyone I see, I try to teach to everyone I see, and I try to help others.


I hope it is an enlightening trip.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #181 on: April 12, 2012, 05:38:29 PM »
Wow you learn something new every day.Didn't know anything about that ritual. I hope you have an enlightening trip over in Qatar and Saudi Arabia.
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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #182 on: December 14, 2012, 02:10:48 AM »
So I'm in Germany for a convention and it's cold. Really really cold. It's so cold that with one good whack my balls might shatter. It's so cold my dick gives new meaning to the term "black ice". It's good to be back but damn. Damn damn.

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Re: Kashogi's big book of adventure!
« Reply #183 on: December 14, 2012, 12:43:24 PM »
You should have come to Canada for some cold training.

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« Reply #184 on: January 13, 2013, 07:47:24 PM »
I was randomly selected three times at the Frankfurt airport. Just be honest and say "Hey bro, hate to do it to you but you kind of look like you might blow some **** up." I'd take a second and realize that my hair is wild and bushy, my scarf is distinctly Arabian and I'm a foot taller than you and promptly agree.
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« Reply #185 on: January 13, 2013, 11:34:31 PM »
So I'm in Germany for a convention and it's cold. Really really cold.
Heh. This december i went to press-conference with a cylcing team in my city and the weather was like this:

Poor italians and other europeans from the team, they never even knew such a cold exists.
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« Reply #186 on: January 21, 2013, 05:14:01 PM »
In Sudan, was on one of the many bridges that cross the Nile enjoying the sights and sounds when a police truck clad in army fatigue, the bed over capacity with police men caring sticks, stops in front of a large group of men and women across the street. Half of them jump out. They start yelling something inaudible but what they're doing is clear. They are beating the living **** out of a person. Women scream as people begin to scatter. The man, now bloody but still conscious, is thrown in the back of the truck and they drive off. "What the hell just happened?!" I ask loudly to whoever is listening. A stranger answers, "He was smoking weed."
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