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TalkBack / Re: Nintendo to Post Major Financial Loss

« on: October 30, 2011, 05:36:34 PM »

Okay, I've got a bit of schadenfreude going here.  For years Nintendo's boneheaded decisions have affected us, their customers, but not them.  All their stupid obvious avoidable ****-ups screwed us out of third party support but they still made a profit.  There was no real incentive for them to improve because they still made money.  I didn't want them to go out of business but I really wanted them to feel the pinch for once to force them to get their **** together.

Well here it is.  The arrogance of consistently making fistfuls of money while their fans deal yet again with an undersupported system and all sorts of unnecessary restrictions and limitations took them to 2011, when they released jack **** for their old systems and released a new handheld which also had jack **** for it.  This was the "we can do anything, we're industructible" attitude taken to its extreme.  The whole Wii seemed like a big "**** you".  "We can released half-baked ****, refurbish the Gamecube and make no effort in attracting developer support and make MORE MONEY THAN EVER! HA HA HA HA HA!!"

It was going to bite them in the ass eventually.  It had to.  Now it has.  Good.  I feel Iwata ruined Nintendo and turned them into the exact sort of company I used to praise them for not being.  I would love to see his ass canned.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
I was going to make a sarcastic troll post of a typical Pretendo fan celebrating this news and how Nintendo was going to get "bit in the ass" for ignoring the "hardcore gamers", but I was too busy. Trolling takes effort, y'know?
 
But this post... hahaha. It's almost word for word verbatim what I was going to say. Then again, spambots are predictable.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Hoping For Rain: Is Operation Rainfall a Failure or is There Still Hope?

« on: October 30, 2011, 03:44:51 AM »

YES! Let's get Reggie fired. Clearly Iwata is unaware of the situation and must be informed of how Reggie is mistreating us.
 
I already drafted up a letter.
 
"Iwata-san! Iwata-san! There is a big BAKA GAIJIN named Reggie who is being mean and is refusing to release three RPGs in North America for NO REASON. He is making Sakaguchi-sama CRY! I am sure this is the first you are hearing of it. I humbly request you FIRE him for his DISHONORABLE behavior, and that you appoint Shigesato Itoi-sensei as the new president of NOA. Then he could make a Mother 3 HD Remake for Wii U without fear of it being rejected in America."

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Hoping For Rain: Is Operation Rainfall a Failure or is There Still Hope?

« on: October 24, 2011, 06:01:49 AM »

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: NintendoLife is on the 3DS eShop

« on: September 18, 2011, 05:17:11 AM »

bald

Canadian

elderly

Canadian

Cho Aniki fanboy

Canadian

Canadian

Geez, I never knew the guy had it so rough. Now I feel like I'm picking on a handicapped person. 

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: NintendoLife is on the 3DS eShop

« on: September 17, 2011, 11:52:02 PM »

I'm not sure what this is about, but it's making fun of Lindy so I'll allow it.

NintendoLife has it's own section on the eShop with their recommendations on what games to download. Nintendo clearly doesn't value the opinion of former Nintendo fan Jon Lindemann.
 
 
Jon Lindemann recommends: Joke #1
 
Nintendo: Could you recommend some games for the 3DS eShop.
 
Lindy: Sure. Bioshock, Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, Little King's Story, Persona 4--
 
Nintendo: None of those games are on 3DS.
 
Lindy: Exactly.
 
Nintendo: ...
 
 
 
Jon Lindemann recommends: Joke #2
 
Nintendo: What would you recommend for 3DS owners?
 
Lindy: That they trade it in and graduate to a serious gaming portable like the Playstation Vita.
 
Nintendo: ...
 
 
 
Jon Lindemann recommends: Joke #3
 
Nintendo: Could you recommend some games for our online store?
 
Lindy: Nintendo has an online store? I didn't know that.
 
Nintendo: Neither do we.

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NWR Forums Discord / NintendoLife is on the 3DS eShop

« on: September 17, 2011, 05:25:09 PM »

But not Former Fan Planet.
 
Suck it, Lindemann.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: I set a new personal record

« on: September 16, 2011, 06:21:04 AM »

http://youtu.be/uQ1QT2d8x_E?t=28s

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Does Ian Sane ever age?

« on: September 16, 2011, 06:13:25 AM »

Is 2011 going to be the year everyone points to regarding the fall of Nintendo?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
I see he's been getting a lot of mileage out of all this "3DS is doomed" talk going around prior to their big conference.

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TalkBack / Re: Celebrate Ten Years of GameCube with NWR!

« on: September 16, 2011, 04:04:08 AM »

More like celebrate ten years of being a former Nintendo fan.

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: So much great news; Why do I feel let down?

« on: September 16, 2011, 04:01:23 AM »

They should explain why it's been made

For Monster Hunter.
 

why it wasn't included in the system in the first place

Would've made the system too big.
 

if any games will require it

No.
 

and if there is a redesign with it in the works

Only if they're making a 3DSXL.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Does Ian Sane ever age?

« on: September 16, 2011, 03:55:35 AM »

Spambots don't age.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: By Popular Demand: Zach's Girls

« on: August 14, 2011, 09:57:58 PM »

This thread makes me feel slightly better about what I've done with my life. But just barely.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Breasts

« on: August 11, 2011, 09:42:08 PM »

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: I just don't get Friendship...

« on: August 01, 2011, 06:14:09 PM »

I haven't gotten a reaction this good since I stopped trolling Pixlbit.

Why stop?

Pixlbit was merely a target of opportunity, since they allow anonymous commenting. That, and I couldn't log into my account here.
 
Lindemann is far more deserving of my trolling.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: I found a Picture of Future Neal

« on: August 01, 2011, 06:05:11 PM »

That movie scared the **** out of me when I was a kid.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: I just don't get Friendship...

« on: July 31, 2011, 10:00:59 PM »

I haven't gotten a reaction this good since I stopped trolling Pixlbit.

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TalkBack / Re: Iwata Taking 50 Percent Pay Cut Over 3DS Sales

« on: July 31, 2011, 08:31:51 PM »

Iwata: (cries)

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Would you let Reggie fart on you?

« on: July 25, 2011, 03:41:08 AM »

Thanks for the input, guys!
 
If I can get a few more votes I think I'll have enough data to submit to Nintendo for consideration.
 
You don't wanna know what the guys asking for Mega Man Legends 3 are going to have to do to make that happen.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: World of Warcraft thugs are lame

« on: July 25, 2011, 03:36:40 AM »

I'm proud to admit I have no idea what the hell they're talking about.

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Most Effective Advertising Ever

« on: July 25, 2011, 03:35:32 AM »

Seeing as how Nintendo only makes games for middle-aged women these days, it makes a lot of sense to advertise it here.

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NWR Forums Discord / Would you let Reggie fart on you?

« on: July 24, 2011, 04:08:07 AM »

If it was the only way to get NOA to agree to releasing Xenoblade, The Last Story, and that other game nobody really cares about, would you do it?

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NWR Forums Discord / Re: Off-Topic Wise-Ass Comments About Other NWR Forum Threads

« on: July 24, 2011, 04:02:38 AM »

It's not trolling if it's true.

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TalkBack / Re: New The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Trailer

« on: July 23, 2011, 08:17:31 PM »

I find Nintendo's storyline elements to be ridiculously stale.

Well I think I know where Nintendo should look for inspiration.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGYhRYwYhlM

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Nintendo Gaming / Re: WHY DIDN'T YOU FINE, REASONABLE PEOPLE BUY THIS GAME?????

« on: July 18, 2011, 11:25:58 PM »

I just think this trend of Wiiware developers blaming the platform for poor sales is pretty funny. It's always, ALWAYS the developer of something that is either completely unremarkable, or outright shovelware. These games would be lucky to even get decent sales as a 99 cent app.
 
Just once I'd like to see a game developer admit that maybe their game wasn't that great.
 
And the original poll questions were funnier.

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TalkBack / Re: Playing with Power: Harnessing the Nintendo Community

« on: July 18, 2011, 11:19:34 PM »

Well, I've gone over that argument so many times that I'm too tired to say anything other than mention the Wall of Shame. It just kind of blows my mind that people are still convinced that third parties aren't overwhelmingly responsible for their poor Wii software sales. I'm glad to see Pro has since removed the Wall from this place. It was never appreciated here anyway. YOU GET THE FORUM YOU DESERVE.
 
 
And the timing of Capcom's cancellation of Mega Man Legends 3 is just too perfect. See, they provided a polite little "We're so sorry, we don't think it's worth it" response, too. People aren't taking the news too well.
 
They made a big deal out of being in touch with the fans, and involving them with the development of the game. So now all that backfired on them and they look like total dicks for cancelling it. It doesn't matter how well they worded their reasons, their shining armor and fine words wont get them anywhere.