Billy may be out for a couple days due to an unfortunate accident. Come see the gory details.
Billy never made it back from Nintendo’s Zelda Gamers’
Summit. Well at least, not yet.
I was terribly worried, so I e-mailed Rick Powers, whom Billy was staying
with for the rest of the weekend. According to Rick, there was a little
problem at NOA. Ok, I wasn’t
really that worried, but the bastard has our copy of Zelda, and I want to play.
Rick told me Billy got a little too hopped up on
these Jones Star Fox Adventures Green Soda things that Nintendo served during
lunch, and got somewhat crazy.
Supposedly he decided to make a stealth-like diversion during the tour of
NOA, and ran into a slight problem while making a break for the testing area.
So I kitty-hacked into the NOA security cameras, and now I
know exactly what happened.
Oh poor poor Billy.
So much for getting a sneak peek at some super secret stuff. I
still haven’t heard from him yet, but according to the hospital, Billy is in
serious, but stable condition.
Since the poor bastard has been buying games all month,
we’re broke. Want to help pay
those hospital bills? Head over to
GameCube Store and pick up a T-shirt or DVD while Billy is slurping mushroom
swiss burgers through a tube. Remember, he did this for you.